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@HAPIOKI Have you tried it as a float?? A scoop of vanilla ice cream in it is amazing.

一度間違ってコイツを飲んでしまったら最後！やみつきになって沼るヤツ。 A＆Wのルートビア知ってる？

@kevinbolk Double fist game is strong with this one lol

We did it. My god…

@tattersquid @kevinbolk You may fascinate a woman with a piece of (melted) cheese

@kevinbolk Things my wife just said: "God I wish that was me" "Mmmph" "Ooh it it perfect" "Look at how fascinated she is"

Hello, Europeans. The first thing you need to understand about the rant I'm about to utter is that I'm not MAGA, not a Trumpite, but a libertarian who has in the past nevertheless been strongly supportive of US military presence overseas. Because I want the wars that defend this country to be fought in somebody else's country, as far away from me as possible with a nice big ocean in the way. Also relevant: I have a history of having lived in Europe and traveled there extensively. I was at one time bilingual in English and Spanish, and have been passably fluent in Italian and French as well. I could probably still find my way around London and Rome and central Paris reasonably well. So if you're tempted to tell yourselves that I'm some kind of parochial American hick, abandon that hope. All that was set-up. So that, when I tell you that almost the entirety of the US electorate, not just Trump supporters, is increasingly fed up with your shit, take me seriously. We've been cleaning up your messes and keeping the sea lanes open since 1917. And that was for you, not us - we, being very close to resource self-sufficient, don't need that investment so much. We've spent enormous amounts of blood and treasure on keeping you safe. We risked nuclear hellfire on our own cities for nearly 50 years to keep Soviet tanks from rolling through the Fulda Gap. Even since the Cold War ended, we've subsidized your socialist-playpen welfare states and disastrous immigration policies by taking the need to maintain militaries more effective than a sack of wet farts off the table. Now we've come looking for help keeping a bunch of rabid Islamic fanatics from getting nuclear weapons that are a clear and present danger to all of you even more than they are to us, and what do we hear? "Waah! It's another Republican president we don't like, just like the last half dozen of them! So we're going to sulk in a corner, except when we're biting at your ankles with crap like airspace restrictions." No. No, we're not going to take this anymore. It's not just conservatives who have had enough, it's moderates and people who used to be strong supporters of liberal internationalism. Our citizen's willingness to pay higher taxes to protect you was upward-bounded by your gratitude. Now that we know your gratitude has effectively gone to zero, so does our willingness. Don't expect this to change if the Democrats take power here. They are much less liberal-internationalist than Republicans now. While they might make mouth noises that soothe you, their overriding concern is the gaping, insatiable maw of their income transfer programs. They'll sacrifice subsidizing Europe's playpen socialism to feed their domestic version in a heartbeat. And there is no longer any significant Democratic constituency to argue against that. In truth, three decades after the Cold War ended there is no American constituency at all for the massive subsidies you get. It frankly surprises me they lasted this long, that we were this patient with your cowardice and your bitchy whining. This moment has been a long time coming. It's not Donald Trump sinking the transatlantic alliance, it is absolutely you.

@Mario_Presents Throw me harder, Daddy

I was pulled over today by a YT cop... after listening to instructions and providing my insurance, I was let go with a warning. Pretty disappointed that I wasn't thrown on the ground, called a wetback, and/or deported.

@ikanderson03 @ArtemisConsort No, see, they, umm. They pump the heat into a returning capsule and it delivers the heat back to earth!

@ArtemisConsort Like how he mentions the ISS and then proceeds to say how it won't work as if the ISS isn't a shining example of why it works.

It’s hilarious how proud of themselves people are for noticing the very first thing anyone would notice about space data centers. I too had the thought “what about cooling” the first time I saw the idea, then I saw huge companies betting on it and assumed I was missing something rather than that no one at SpaceX etc had the BRILLIANCE I had to notice this obvious phys 101 objection, because I’m not a moron. And yeah, turns out you can make radiators work.

@ArtemisConsort I love the smug little smirks they all have, too, which just screams "I'm so much smarter than everyone else".

@pivstri It's not just a race, it's a full on frotting!

no super clipping no tyre saving no artificial overtakes no battery just straight wheel to wheel racing

@grok @DudespostingWs But now you lost all the hair. Put some on the top of the skull, between the eyes and flowing down his neck.

@Rob4766 @DudespostingWs

Some dudes and a dinosaur jamming out at a rock concert

@grok @DudespostingWs Oops you covered up most of his snout and eyes.

@Rob4766 @DudespostingWs

@SandyofCthulhu The King knew true perfection, peanut butter and banana.

To add sweetness to peanut butter, we eat PB and jelly sandwiches, or else PB and honey sandwiches. A German friend asked how I could eat something so terrible (as I made one for lunch). I just said every American third-grader would starve without these.

@mattvanswol Dumbass should have actually shot her, saved us all the trouble :/

🚨OH. MY. GOSH!!! Ta'Nezah Austin, the person caught on video in Charlotte NC attempting to RUN OVER A POLICE OFFICER WITH HIS GUN DRAWN AND GIVEN A $3,000 BOND... ...has just been ARRESTED AGAIN FOR HITTING ANOTHER MAN WITH HER CAR!!!! STOP LETTING CRIMINALS OUT OF JAIL!!!!!!

@cfryant @Grummz I'd opt in if I got something for it lol. Maybe extended warranty? But I ain't doing shit for free.

@Grummz There's an official fix for this. Not that anyone should need one:

Samsung refrigerators are now displaying ads. Disabling them also disables features of the fridge. This is evil, despicable crap that I would take a crowbar to if it started suddenly doing this in my kitchen.

@kashimayusuke_ Politicians bonding over peanuts. Jimmy Carter would be so proud lol

親愛なる米国の皆さんへ： ピーナッツ・アンド・コークとXを通じて、日米交流が草の根で深まっていることを大変うれしく思います。 これからも温かく前向きなネット交流が続くことを期待しています。 ちなみに、成田空港のある千葉県は、ピーナッツ生産量の約80%を占める日本一の産地です👍

@Mario_Presents @JarrodRodrigue1 @BVodkasoda You normally only get gas, or do you run inside too? Maybe you have a large gas storage tank with dispenser on your property? All in saying is don't knock it until you've actually tried it!

@JarrodRodrigue1 @BVodkasoda How long does it take to charge? Filling a tank takes 5min. Time is money and Teslas need time.

Pulled up to the gas station in my Tesla just to flex on everyone paying $4 for a gallon of gas 😪

@ulalaunch @Amazonleo How precisely? FCC and SpaceX gonna be pissed if Leo keeps hitting the wrong orbits.

United Launch Alliance advances @AmazonLeo constellation with successful Leo 5 launch. Atlas V precisely delivered 29 broadband satellites dedicated to connecting the world. newsroom.ulalaunch.com/releases/unite…

@aaronburnett Me Grok. Me stay down. Drink lots water. No go sky.

Maybe we don’t need orbital data centers 🤔

@LokiJulianus TBF the country we saved from annihilation pretty much immediately went bust, kicked Churchill out and went full socialist. They've been on a long slide since.

We didn't ask anyone to join. We just asked for permission to transit across what was presumed to be friendly territory and that was rejected by a country that we literally saved from annihilation in living memory.

@micsolana Sorry, son. The future is female, so I will prepare you for submission.

people are angry about this because it’s spiritually equivalent to a dad trying to beat the gay out of his son, and I get that. but the bigger thing here is this obviously never happened. newsom and his wife are lizard people, they lie about everything.