Rob Crowder

@MarkAstle1 @PurelyFootball Call it a day and get on Blackpool beach

@PurelyFootball He’s gona be even more annoyed after the psg games @RobC343

Dominik Szoboszlai frustrated with the travelling Liverpool fans after full time! 😬

@MarkAstle1 @LeeDForster Lizard

@LeeDForster 💯

I’d rather sell him to a foreign club for £80m than to another English club for £100m. Do not weaken ourselves, whilst at the same time strengthening our direct competition. #NUFC ⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️

@FootyAccums @Potereaisith @MarkAstle1

FIVE DAYS AGO: Italy's squad are caught celebrating getting Bosnia in their WC qualifier final. TONIGHT: Bosnia knock Italy out on penalties and are going to the 2026 World Cup. 📹 @Potereaisith

@talkSPORT All ending in tears @MarkAstle1 be lizards all ower

💰 "They're gonna sell Tonali, they're gonna sell Guimarães!" 😰 "I don't see how it can't be a difficult summer, I don't see how Eddie Howe can't be more frustrated!' Simon Jordan makes a grim forecast for #NUFC's future... 😬

@TransferSector @martynziegler @MarkAstle1 be getting a points deduction while it’s business as usual at Citeh

𝘽𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂: Newcastle United are at serious risk of breaching Uefa’s financial rules because they cannot use profits claimed from selling the leasehold on their St James’ Park stadium to a sister company, reports @martynziegler ⚪️⚫️

@FBAwayDays @DannyHall18

After Erling Haaland received his medal yesterday and was walking down the steps, a man in the crowd began shouting 'Leeds, Leeds, Leeds, Leeds' at him... Haaland turned around, pointed at the man and said 'Til we die'… 😏 He really does love Leeds! 👏

@footballontnt @MarkAstle1

"They're my number two team in the Premier League" Steven Gerrard reveals his second favourite side in England 👀

@The_Forty_Four @MarkAstle1 @DannyHall18

TalkSPORT staff doing the Chelsea huddle around Jason Cundy😂😂😂

@MarkAstle1 @DazShocks @davez2010 Don’t think you’d want any of ours mate 😂

@DazShocks @davez2010 You lend us any players next season @RobC343

The reporting on Newcastle players “Linked for transfer” the last 2 months have been nothing short of embarrassing 🤦🏾‍♂️ #NUFC

@DeanoGorton @MarkAstle1

Quality 😂😂😂

@MarkAstle1 @TouchlineX @espn I’m tempted to tune in pal 😂

@TouchlineX @espn We’re shit but were massive 😀 nothing to do with Barca @RobC343

🚨 𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗜𝗡: Newcastle United vs FC Barcelona is expected to have over 400M spectators worldwide! — @espn

@MarkAstle1 @talkSPORT @DannyHall18 Seen all sorts of videos! He’s had a right head loss 😂

@talkSPORT Unbelievable @RobC343 @DannyHall18 well worth the 5mins

😡 "I'm sick of you coming on here!" 🍿 "What are you on about Matt?!" Jamie O'Hara explodes after Matt the Spurs fan calls into The Sports Bar!

@GeordieMAG_ Great sport @MarkAstle1

Things you live to see…. #nufc #mufc

@MarkAstle1 @DannyHall18 Shit sport

@DannyHall18 @RobC343 scandalous this 😂 I’d love to know what VAR said about that, getting worse every week.

@MarkAstle1 @NoContextEPL @DannyHall18 😂😂

@NoContextEPL @RobC343 @DannyHall18

The latest TikTok from Wolves….🤣

@talkSPORT @DannyHall18 @MarkAstle1 😂😂

😂 "Haaas anybody seen Jason Cundy?!" 😅 "You can't do it on a draw!" This Leeds United fan went all in on Jason Cundy after Chelsea drew with Leeds!

@TheTransferOne @DannyHall18 @MarkAstle1

Eni Aluko: “I probably was what Wayne Rooney was, in terms of being that new young kid on the block, like.. I was banging in goals at 16, 17” Meanwhile...

@Slotoholic @MarkAstle1

Hugo Ekitike’s agent Ali Barat: “I was working on behalf of Frankfurt to bring him to Newcastle. I stayed in Germany for 10 days. We agreed everything with the German club and the player, then Liverpool called him and he chose Anfield.” 😮‍💨 When Liverpool call, you listen.

@MarkAstle1 @SkySportsNews 😂 next lizard incoming

@SkySportsNews @RobC343 here we go, 5 months of unsettling begins… you fancy a midfielder.

Newcastle have had no approach from Arsenal for Sandro Tonali, despite a report by Sky Germany this morning. Newcastle have had no contact, don't expect any, and would not welcome any - for a player who is contracted until summer 2029 🚨

@NickNufc87 @MarkAstle1