RunningWithTots

For anyone who used a computer between 1990 & 2005… what’s the one game you still think about?

@CatholicCharm That's insane behavior.

If the Catholic Church wants you to baptize your baby then parishes should probably be more welcoming to those babies. Filling out a baptism form and this is so rude 💀 we don’t have to take a class bc this isn’t our first rodeo but what do they expect first-time parents to do if they can’t bring their baby along with them especially if the child is still young and breast-fed? Absolutely crazy to me

@dailyCynicism @ExcelHumor I'm the one on a tiny laptop at home!

@RunningWithTots @ExcelHumor Or works on a 13" laptop while you work on a 30" ultra wide monitor

You know someone old has been in the file when you open it up to this. @ExcelHumor

NO cheating, post your last saved image without any context 💀

@Jay__Catsby @ExcelHumor

@RunningWithTots @ExcelHumor Me: shares screen with my boss Boss: can you blow it up to 150%?

Do all of your kids do this too?

@uncledoomer How dare you say this was a One Hit Wonder. All their stuff is great

its crazy that for millenials this was just a mid throwaway indie pop one hit wonder amidst hundreds of others during a golden age of indie music destined to be forgotten, but has recently been rediscovered because music right now is just that fucking bad

@goodreads @Nia_mp4 Emily is workin'

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i think i received a counterfeit item from Amazon i didn’t want to believe the rumors but

@itsnwts He's either in a coma or ghosted you

SERIOUS QUESTION: How many days is acceptable to not hear from someone you're dating? Because it has now been 5 days and I'm ready to text this man “Have a good life.”

@IfindRetards Dodge Challenger

What's the make/model or type of vehicle you see an automatically know a retard is driving it?

@avidseries I don't know what % of your tweets I agree with, but they're always thought provoking and I enjoy reading the comments. I feel like I agree with a good amount of them. I'm conservative

I have a mix of conservative, liberal and centrist followers. It's not possible for me to tweet without making a decent percentage of my followers angry. But I'm wondering if you are in that very small percentage of my followers who find yourself agreeing with my tweets at least 80% of the time. If you are, please reply in the affirmative, and provide a brief description of your political orientation, if you don't mind.

@Tradermayne The Will of the Many goodreads.com/book/show/5841…

I just finished the Red Rising trilogy and, omg, one of the best fiction stories I've ever read. I flew through these three books in under a month. I only wish there was more. What are some other series that you consider on the same level?

@NoblestCalling I took a lunch box to the park for my three kids after school yesterday. They're always ravenous. I stupidly only brought one water bottle for us four, so we left when the water ran out bc they were sweaty messes. We were there for *only* two hours, which is less than normal 😅

I don't have my kids attached at the hip to their water bottle, but the "water and snacks at the park discourse" is funny because a) since COVID public water fountains that are functioning are quite rare and b) we literally spend hours at the park sometimes and it's warm out so this is one circumstance where we actually do need to bring water and sometimes snacks. I guess it's fine if you're a 30 minute park kind of family.

Share a book that made you cry.

My family has a 13-person March Madness group. My 4-year-old is currently beating all of us. He's the youngest and totally picked randomly. He has Michigan winning it all.

@TiffaniMarie483 Out of my 3 kids, only one lined up his toys. I know I'll get jumped for this, but it can be a sign of autism. He's our kiddo with "borderline" autism as the testers called it.

Both my 4 and 2yo are in this phase where they take all the toys and line them up. I wonder why toddlers do this.

@martyrdison I share mine with my husband and parents. It's a relief to see where they are with accidents constantly happening on the roads. It's also helpful for me knowing when my husband is headed home from work so I can get the kids to clean up their bikes/scooters off the driveway

i once dated someone and we got into a playful argument about why they wouldn’t share location “i’m a very private person, this feels like it’s moving too fast, that’s a big step” months later, after it didn’t work out, we were friends and i said “ok i need your location for logistics” he admitted the real reason he wouldn’t share it was because he never left the house and didn’t want anyone to see

@thruforestswild @SamLovesHummus The people who say you never need a stroller obviously did not have three kids in three years and enjoy outdoor activities. I used my Bob on rocky terrain + baby wore at the same time!

@SamLovesHummus The mom discourse on here is crazy sometimes 😂 Yes, some say you never need a stroller because you can just baby wear. You’ve never heard of a wagon?? Where are you from? (Honest question)

Strollers and diaper bags are stupid but also super necessary but also if you use one you’re probably type A and if you use both you’re definitely neurotic and also it’s probably your first baby because experienced moms would *never* use something like a diaper bag or a stroller because pockets and wagons also exist but also if you don’t buy expensive versions of both you’re just a mommy martyr. Because IN NO UNIVERSE is it possible for people to have different but equally valid opinions on these things based on personal preference and experience, that would be absolutely insane. Did I about cover it all?

@FiredUpCoug This happened to me the other day while I had just parked in the garage with my three young kids. I told him my kids were sick (they weren't) and he didn't want to get near us, then closed the garage

Just passed a friend in her driveway holding her toddler, baby in a stroller, getting cornered by a door-to-door salesman she clearly didn’t want to talk to. I called out, “Hey, is now a good time?” walked right up, stepped between them, and started talking to her about what I needed to bring for dinner on Sunday. (We do not have dinner plans.) He didn’t take the hint, so I turned and said, “Have a good one.” Then I walked her inside. She was shaking. He’d been there for 20 minutes, ignoring her saying she wasn’t interested and that she needed to feed her baby. Really glad I happened to be walking by.