Sam

@Steezehuman Sheldon Bust.

Who is this? Wrong answers only

@Alexandr4Denman Woah, that was a tough wank, 🤮

Mrs Doubtfire is out having a taco evidently 👀 im pretty confused I must admit….

@MsBin117 @ApolloSaturn506 No, please. Don't do that. For the sake of our country 🤣

@ApolloSaturn506 Run for greens!!!!!

7 quid for a 4 pack of monster fucking Starmer's Britain holy shit

@MsBin117 Hang on... 6.50 by 4 is roughly cheaper than the price of individual ones. The sugar tax needs gone as that's a problem, but tbh I don't get why monster is like 1.50 to 2quid a can whereas I can get a litre of boost in Sainsburys for a quid. It's all the same shit.

@TheKairosPulse Jeeves.

What would you name him? 😂

@otokyo__ I bet those pecs would pop like a pair of balloons against a gun.

Be honest...

@Geniustechw My schlong.

Men, what’s stopping you from dressing like this?

@tifagirlx Truly, as a 'cis' (I think is the correct term) biologically male heterosexual man, respect any trans person who is able to indicate if. I mean, if you're honest I have no issue with you, it's the ones who think it's OK to be evasive about who or what they are I have issue with.

I HAD A CONVERSATION WITH AN STRAIGHT GUY AS TRANSGIRL 🏳️‍⚧️: He : hey, you look cute ☺️ Me : did you see the flag in my profile? He : what does that mean? Me : It means im transgender 😅 He : ah so you got melons & kitty ?  Me : thats none of your buisness. He : yall trans people always want respect but are not even honest Me : how is telling you about my private parts even important ? 🤔 He : *blocks me* And that my dear people, is a straight guy who does not respect transwomen 🙋🏻‍♀️🏳️‍⚧️

@stargazeruk7 @UKLabour?

@viewpoint62s In the bin.

How do you want your chicken gizzards? Boiled. Or. Fried.

@ZOrtiz99 I bet it hurts when he trips over or falls off his bike. Fucking nutters.

Why do people feel the need to treat themselves as a pin cushion.

@char1iewatts Not this one. Fill them with a decent filling and fuck yeah

British people will see this and they say hell yeahh

@SurKaktus @_josephine0_ Heathen.

@_josephine0_ I gotchu.

What's the Best Sandwich Cut?

@_josephine0_ Truthfully if I'm serving another person, it's D and presented offsync on the balance of each other, but it I'm at home and it's a crisp sandwich, it's always gonna be A

@RockItWes @airmainengineer So that's how you add the cherry on top. Nice one dude.

@Samfasticz @airmainengineer The crab was OK, but he neglected to dip the upwind wing while he was straightening it out to touchdown with the nose wheel going straight down the centerline. Other option is to also land slightly on the upwind half of the runway, but I never liked that one.

Would you go-around or land in this case?✈️

@Baelzar @TiffanyFong I think it's probably scripted mate, like if that's your kid you're gonna do something aren't you. Occums razor

@Samfasticz @TiffanyFong He just stole food from a kid. There's plenty wrong with that.

is this the most hated man on the internet?

@AlexCrawfordSky Shush please. Learn the concept of free speach. Do you not remember growing up, the rhyme "sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will never hurt me"? Repeat that to yourself each night 5 times as your mantra. You'll be OK.

These revolting racist online attacks need to be monitored and stopped. If it was said in person or in a letter or email, shouted at a sports match, or in a work place, there would be prosecutions or disciplinary action taken. How is this any different? Glad you’re home @SangitaMyska Welcome back ❤️‍🩹

@koshercockney "Diversity is our strength. That's why I like to look after Ukrainian migrant rent boys at my house. I'm giving back to humanity. Sorry, I meant I'm giving my back end to mankind"

What’s he saying here?

@MbarkCherguia 2,10,6

Which one is more beautiful? Be honest.

@TrumpsHurricane On behalf of men everywhere, we accept with a significant agreement of your proposal, and will kindly agree to adhere.

This Liberal woman is on a Sex Strike because if President Trump. What is your response to her ??