Seldom Differ

@mattskillington @Tesco Current climate. Quality drops, prices rise. Welcome to 2026 🤦‍♂️

Why is it produce is getting more expensive yet the quality is deteriorating. Is this the standard now @Tesco? No I don’t have a receipt so how do I take it back and get a refund?

@mattskillington @CostaCoffee Wow, @CostaCoffee is our local coffee shop for our entire office, most people drink oat milk. Changing that first thing Monday morning. Thanks for the heads up!

Wow @CostaCoffee just tried charging me £4.95 for a small oat milk latte. Dread to think the price of a large.They charge extra for oat milk. They punish you for milk intolerance. The rich are getting richer. Boycott.

@ReturnofColin2 @ChrisCorker Where did you rip this from? Surely you saw who the creator was?

@ChrisCorker @SeldomDiffer Thanks mate. I will indeed. You know, I thought her face was familiar. I must have seen them somewhere before 👌🏻

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@ReturnofColin2 @ChrisCorker Appreciate it @ChrisCorker, you’re right it is one of the Seldom Differ boys, however it’s actually a @LouTaylorTrash sketch, just to confuse things, she should be the credited one 👍

@UB1UB2 @LifeInKilburn

Police raided and closed down a shop in Kilburn after they were selling illegal goods

Time of the year again…

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@jk_rowling Invisibility cloak would help.

Presumably because it will be easier to pretend a large, trans-identified natal male belongs in women’s changing rooms if the public can’t see what he looks like.

A week today! @sohotheatre 10th Feb 8.45pm sohotheatre.com/events/lou-tay… ★★★★.5 A Youngish Perspective ★★★★ Chortle ★★★★ Broadway Baby ★★★★ Mervyn Stutter ★★★★ One4Review

@LifeInKilburn Too bad they didn’t proof read it first. 🙄

I am doing my show ‘Jeans and a nice top’ at @sohotheatre on the 10th of Feb 8.45pm. Get your tickets here 👉 sohotheatre.com/events/lou-tay… ★★★★.5 A Youngish Perspective ★★★★ Chortle ★★★★ Broadway Baby ★★★★ Mervyn Stutter ★★★★ One4Review

That @jamieoliver hast got the first clue about REAL traditional Yorkshire food!

Comedy Podcast of the Day @SeldomDiffer Seldom Differ's Terrible Features] Ep 124: Christmas Special 2024 With @mattskillington #ComedyPodcast #seldomDiffersTerribleFeatures

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