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@HubPointless I was walking back to my car after a live read of Plan 9 from Outer Space last night, when I saw this ad for Paramount+. I feel like if one of the 3 films you want to use to attract new users is World War Z... you're pretty fucked.

9 Days. This has to be some kind of fascist speedrun record.

Ominous news... On Tuesday, the National Weather Service is forecasting a PDS ("particularly dangerous situation"), their highest warning. They've declared a PDS 3 other times this season & all lead to catastrophic fires (Mountain, Franklin, Palisades, Eaton).

Hey Elon, Can I have my designs back please? #ElonMusk #Elon_Musk

Rescind his government contracts immediately

Okay *now* tonight is perfect.

Tim Pool got exposed for being a Russian disinformation agent, and DELETED HIS TWEET after I ratioed him

@kscottz Working with east coasters is rough :(

Getting really sick of this 7am meeting cancelled when I'm still asleep.

@jaysonstreet @HackingDave Just don't play with the clock on the dash.. it's kinda tricky.

Hey @HackingDave I have horrible news your car isn’t in the shop somebody must’ve stolen it from their shop! Just say the word and I’ll try to hot wire it and send it back to you before you had to take it in! 😁

Today Qilin has successfully solidified itself as a colossal piece of shit. Of course, all ransomware is bad, but Qilin ransomed Promise2Kids, a California non-profit which rescues children from abusive homes.

@5n4ck3y @ANDnXOR The ritual has begun

@ANDnXOR Solutions

Seems that @5n4ck3y is still down. Vending engineers are hard at work on a workaround.

@defcon I'll take "tweets that didn't age well for $300"

#defcon32 Badge update: Thanks to everyone who has reached out to us about the DEF CON 32 badge. We are aware of the save issue and a fix is incoming. Later today we'll have a patch and some instructions for you at defcon.org/badge/32. We'll keep you posted in these spaces.

@CAKEMUSIC Photo shopping the head of a 78 year old convicted criminal on to the body of a guy who's about to be the center of a gay gangbang is definitely really weird behavior.

@CDawgVA *salutes hot dog*

Currently in Japan a hotdog and a drink (it's the same size) at Costco is $1.17... bro...

You can take the man out of America but can't take the America out of the man. 🫡

Donald Trump has told a group of supporters that they won’t have to vote again if they elect him to the presidency. The former president is telegraphing his authoritarian intentions in plain sight, @brianklaas writes: theatlantic.com/politics/archi…

@SpaceX Merlin Vibes.

Playing tour guide this morning, we stopped by @SpaceX In Hawthorne to visit the Falcon 9.. I didn't expect to find one in the street though :)

Biden endorsed his VP to be president. Trump tried to kill his.

@patriottakes I can picture him at his desk with a price of paper and a giant sharpie working hard on a new list of derogatory nicknames.

“Now we have to start all over again.” Trump admits his momentum is gone.

Wow, Republicans are running a 78-year-old convicted felon for president. Yikes!