Splorp mcguffins

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Splorp mcguffins

@SplorpM98641

Joined Ocak 2025

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normie 𓆏🦔@KellytoyDK·7h

the Y2K comeback is horrible because it means these companies who produce $12 walgreens phones for the elderly can take their unsold stock and scam Gen Z pinterest kids for what looks like an Intellivision Amico

Dexerto@Dexerto

A flip phone that blocks social media and web browsers will soon be available for $499 The Commodore Callback will still have apps such as WhatsApp, Telegram, Google Maps, and Uber

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Splorp mcguffins@SplorpM98641·11h

@zoomton I was typing when my fridge made a noise. I was lowk making a schitzo document about existance and I nearly shit myself when it knocked twice.

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Splorp mcguffins@SplorpM98641·16h

@FernShawArt Look at dis spidor i found a few years ago

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Fern@FernShawArt·21h

Mind you I had people telling me to kill myself and photoshopping themselves killing my pet spiders because I dared to imply that killing spiders that haven't done shit to you is sad lmao

Zhenity@zhenyamoder

Theres like entire groups of people with an unreal psychotic hatred for dogs and you literally dont see this with any other animal

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Splorp mcguffins@SplorpM98641·17h

@zoomton Lol, i think it glitched coz i swear it sent as zoomton lololol

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hales ♡@zoomton·17h

@SplorpM98641 @ZOO wtf bro

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Splorp mcguffins@SplorpM98641·1d

Me when i watch a cute video of seals only to autoplay graphic gay porn after .2 picoseconds with the vol up

⤷ ゛ bel of ˢʰᵗʷᵗ ˎˊ˗@bellex_sh0

when i’m watching a video on twt and then it auto scrolls to someone shoving a horse cock dildo up their ass

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Splorp mcguffins@SplorpM98641·1d

Corvette people when they think the deserve to live:

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Splorp mcguffins@SplorpM98641·1d

@GooseworxMusic Wonderful! I think Ill make some art tonight as well now :) (Not of backrooms coz i havent seen it yet lol)

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gooseworx gooseworx gooseworx gooseworx gooseworx@GooseworxMusic·2d

Gotta put a hold on hog tweets for a sec and post fanart cuz I love him and I haven't drawn fanart for anything in forever. #Backrooms

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Splorp mcguffins@SplorpM98641·1d

Coubteracting the smell of fish with a bag of microwaved shit

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Splorp mcguffins@SplorpM98641·2d

@Activision yo what score do u need to get the patch yall still do that?

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Splorp mcguffins@SplorpM98641·2d

@FrostTalkIRL "Only Vulcan AutoCannon i need is from spock" -Kirk or sum

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FrostTalkIRL@FrostTalkIRL·3d

You really only need 3 guns: - A AR-15 - A good bolt gun - A 9mm pistol - A 44 mag revolver - A 12ga shotgun (slug gun) - A 12ga shotgun, semi (buck) - A belt-fed Rifle - A 40mm GL - A Tank - A Barrett 50cal - A vintage BP rifle - A 2nd 9mm pistol - A Vulcan Autocannon

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Splorp mcguffins@SplorpM98641·3d

@UPS Check dm

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UPS@UPS·3d

@SplorpM98641 Hello. Do you still need assistance with this medical shipment? Please DM your tracking number, delivery address, name, phone number, and email. -Sergio twitter.com/messages/compo…

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