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Tea merchant & lawyer @shopteawithtae 🇺🇸 🍵

Golden, CO Joined Temmuz 2011
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Emi Gal
Emi Gal@emigal·
Thrilled to announce that @function has acquired @getlabs, the leading mobile phlebotomy company in the country. You will soon be able to choose an at-home or in-office blood draw when you book Function labs.
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Sebastian
Sebastian@ItsSeb03·
My father worked every day of my life from 4am to 9pm. I didn’t get to see him much. His sacrifice was the reason we made it in the USA. Now, through manufacturing and @M3Aerospace, I get to spend almost every hour with him. Breakfast talks about financials with mom, loading material, running the shop, dreaming at night. Manufacturing isn’t just about reindustrializing America for me. It’s given me an opportunity to reclaim lost time with my dad. 🇺🇸
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Rod
Rod@TeaWithRod·
@iamshackelford Bro got those soccer calves forming already
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Nick Shackelford
Nick Shackelford@iamshackelford·
My boy turned two yesterday Happy birthday Kingsley ❤️
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Rod
Rod@TeaWithRod·
@SMB_Attorney So a small manufacturing startup that just turned profitable (1 year of profits) is likely ineligible for SBA financing under the new Made in America scheme?
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SMB Attorney@SMB_Attorney·
Not a bad framework but the $0 down framing is doing heavy lifting here. SBA requires a 10% equity injection on most deals. Best case with this structure you're still 5% out of pocket. And "verify 3 years of profits" is one line doing the work of an entire diligence process. That step alone kills more deals than anything else we see.
Ben Kelly@benkellyone

How to buy a $1M business with $0 down (9 steps): 1. Find a business on SMBmarket 2. Verify 3 years of profits 3. Offer 2-4x cash flow 4. Get 90% SBA loan 5. Negotiate 5% seller financing 6. Close with 5% down or less 7. Hire existing GM 8. Keep the cash flow 9. Repeat in 18 months The bank has the money. You just need the deal.

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Zane Hengsperger
Zane Hengsperger@zanehengsperger·
startup idea mercury but i can take out cash and write physical checks
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Matt Margolis
Matt Margolis@ItsMattsLaw·
If he was a lawyer, he couldn’t litigate in federal court. Would have to fight for page limit extensions for every fucking motion and response.
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Matt Margolis
Matt Margolis@ItsMattsLaw·
Lawyer: let’s avoid talking about active litigation. Use as few words as possible if you have to discuss what’s happening. Bill Ackman: ok Bill Ackman:
Bill Ackman@BillAckman

I am reaching out to the @X community for advice with the likely risk of sharing TMI. I have been sufficiently upset about the whole matter that I have lost sleep thinking about it and I am hoping that this post will enable me to get this matter off my chest. By way of background, I started a family office called TABLE about 15 years ago and hired a friend who had previously managed a family office, and years earlier, had been my personal accountant. She is someone that I trusted implicitly and consider to be a good person. The office started small, but over the last decade, the number of personnel and the cost of the office grew massively. The growth was entirely on the operational side as the investment team has remained tiny. While my investment portfolio grew substantially, the investments I had made were almost entirely passive and TABLE simply needed to account for them and meet capital calls as they came in. While TABLE purchased additional software and other systems that were supposed to improve productivity, the team kept increasing in size at a rapid rate, and the expenses continued to grow even faster. While I would periodically question the growing expenses and high staff turnover, I stayed uninvolved with the office other than a once-a-year meeting when I briefly reviewed the operations and the financials and determined bonus compensation for the President and the CFO. I spent no time with any of the other employees or the operations. The whole idea behind TABLE was that it would handle everything other than my day job so that I would have more time for my job and my family. Over the last six years, expenses ballooned even further, employee turnover accelerated, and I became concerned that all was not well at TABLE. It was time for me to take a look at what was going on. Nearly four years ago, I recruited my nephew who had recently graduated from Harvard and put him to work at Bremont, a British watchmaker, one of my only active personal investments to figure out the issues at the company and ultimately assist in executing a turnaround. He did a superb job. When he returned from the UK late last year after a few years at Bremont, I asked him to help me figure out what was going on with TABLE. When I explained to TABLE’s president what he would be doing, she became incredibly defensive, which naturally made me more concerned. My nephew went to work by first meeting with each employee to understand their roles at the company and to learn from them what ideas they had on how things could be improved. He got an earful. Our first step in helping to turn around TABLE was a reduction in force including the president and about a third of the team, retaining excellent talent that had been desperate for new leadership. Now here is where I need your advice. All but one of the employees who were terminated acted professionally and were gracious on the way out (excluding the president who had a notice period in her contract, is currently still being paid, and with whom I have not yet had a discussion). The highest compensated terminated employee other than the president, an in-house lawyer (let’s call her Ronda), told us that three months of severance was not enough and demanded two years’ severance despite having worked at the company for only two and one half years. When I learned of Ronda's request for severance, I offered to speak with her to understand what she was thinking, but she refused to do so. A few days ago, we received a threatening letter from a Silicon Valley law firm. In the letter, Ronda’s counsel suggests that her termination is part of longstanding issues of ‘harassment and gender discrimination’ – an interesting claim in light of the fact that Ronda was in charge of workplace compliance – and that her termination was due to: “unlawful, retaliatory, and harmful conduct directed towards her. Both [Ronda] and I [Ronda’s lawyer] have spoken with you about [Ronda’s] view of what a reasonable resolution would include given the circumstances. Thus far, TABLE has refused to provide any substantive response. This letter provides the last opportunity to reach a satisfactory agreement. If we cannot do so, [Ronda] will seek all appropriate relief in a court of competent jurisdiction.” The letter goes on to explain the basis for the “unsafe work environment” claim at TABLE: “In early 2026, Pershing Square’s founder Bill Ackman installed his nephew in an unidentified role at TABLE, Ackman’s family office. [His nephew]—whose only work experience had been for TABLE where he was seconded abroad for the last four years to a UK watch company held by Ackman—began appearing at TABLE’s offices and conducting interviews of employees without a clear explanation of his role or the purposes of these interviews. During this period, he made a series of inappropriate and genderbased [sic] comments to multiple employees that created an unsafe work environment. Among other things, [his nephew] made remarks about female employees’ ages (“Tell me you are nowhere near 40”), physical appearance (“Your body does not look like you have kids”), as well as intrusive questions about family planning and sexual orientation (“Who carried your son? Who will carry your next child?”). These incidents were reported to senior leadership at TABLE and Pershing Square. Rather than being addressed appropriately, the response from senior management reflected, at best, willful blindness to the inappropriateness of [his nephew]’s remarks and, at worst, tacit endorsement.” The above allegations about my nephew had previously been brought to my attention by TABLE’s president when they occurred. When I learned of them, I told the president that I would speak to him directly and encouraged her to arrange for him to get workplace sensitivity training. The president assured me that she would do so. When I spoke to my nephew, he explained what he actually had said and how his actual remarks had been received, not at all as alleged in the legal letter from Ronda’s counsel. I have also spoken to others at the lunch table who confirmed his description of the facts. In any case, he meant no harm, was simply trying to build rapport with other employees, and no one, as far as I understand, was offended. Ironically, Ronda claims in her legal letter that TABLE didn’t take HR compliance seriously, yet Ronda was in charge of HR compliance at TABLE and the person who gave my nephew his workplace sensitivity training after the alleged incidents. In any case, Ronda, as head of compliance, should have kept a record or raised an alarm if indeed there was pervasive harassment or other such problems at the company, and there is no evidence whatsoever that this is true. So why does Ronda believe she can get me to pay her nearly $2 million, i.e., two years of severance, nearly one year of severance for each of her years at the company? Well, here is where some more background would be helpful. Over the last two months, I have been consumed with a major family medical issue – one of my older daughters had a massive brain hemorrhage on February 5th and has since been making progress on her recovery – and I am in the midst of a major transaction for my company which I am executing from a hospital room office next to her . While the latter business matter is publicly known, the details of my daughter’s situation are only known to Ronda because of her role at our family office. Now, let’s get back to the subject at hand. Unfortunately, while New York and many other states have employment-at-will, there has emerged an industry of lawyers who make a living from bringing fake gender, race, LGBTQ and other discrimination employment claims in order to extract larger severance payments for terminated employees, and it needs to stop. The fake claim system succeeds because it costs little to have a lawyer send a threatening letter and nearly all of the lawyers in this field work on contingency so there is no or minimal cash cost to bring a claim. And inevitably, nearly 100% of these claims are settled because the public relations and legal costs of defending them exceed the dollar cost of the settlement. The claims are nearly always settled with a confidentiality agreement where the employee who asserts the fake claims remains anonymous and as a result, there is no reputational cost to bringing false claims. The consequences of this sleazy system (let’s call it ‘the System’) are the increased costs of doing business which is a tax on the economy and society. There are other more serious problems due to the System. Unfortunately, the existence of an industry of plaintiff firms and terminated employees willing to make these claims makes it riskier for companies to hire employees from a protected class, i.e., LGBTQ, seniors, women, people of color etc. because it is that much more reputationally damaging and expensive to be accused of racism, sexism, and/or intolerance for sexual diversity than for firing a white male as juries generally have less sympathy for white males. The System therefore increases the risk of discrimination rather than reducing it, and the people bringing these fake claims are thereby causing enormous harm to the other members of these protected classes. So what happened here? Ronda was vastly overpaid and overqualified for the job that she did at TABLE. She was paid $1.05 million plus benefits last year for her work which was largely comprised of filling out subscription agreements and overseeing an outside law firm on closing passive investments in funds and in private and venture stage companies, some compliance work, and managing the office move from one office to another. She had a very good gig as she was highly paid, only had to go into the office three days a week, and could work from anywhere during the summer. Once my nephew showed up and started to investigate what was going on, she likely concluded that there was a reasonable possibility she would be terminated, as her job was in the too-easy-and-to-good-to-be-true category. The problem was that she was not in a protected class due to her race, age or sexual identity so she had to construct the basis for a claim. While she is female and could in theory bring a gender-based discrimination claim, she reported to the president who is female and to whom she is very close, which makes it difficult for her to bring a harassment claim against her former boss. When my nephew complimented a TABLE employee at lunch about how young she looked – in response to saying she was going to her 40-year-old sister’s birthday party, he said ‘she must be your older sister’ – Ronda immediately reported it to our external HR lawyer. She thereby began building her case. The other problem for Ronda bringing a claim is that she was terminated alongside 30% of other TABLE employees as part of a restructuring so it is very difficult for her to say that she was targeted in her termination or was retaliated against. TABLE is now hiring an external fractional general counsel as that is all the company needs to process the relatively limited amount of legal work we do internally. In short, Ronda was eminently qualified and capable and did her job. She was just too much horsepower for what is largely an administrative legal role so she had to come up with something else to bring a claim. Now Ronda knew I was a good target and it was a good time to bring a claim against me. She also knew that I was under a lot of pressure because on March 4th when Ronda was terminated, my daughter had not yet emerged from consciousness, she was not yet breathing on her own, and my daughter and we were fighting for her life. I was and remain deeply engaged in her recovery while at the same time I was working on finishing the closing for the private placement round for my upcoming IPO. Ronda also knew that publicity about supposed gender discrimination and a “hostile and unsafe work environment” are not things that a CEO of a company about to go public wants to have released into the media. And she may have thought that the nearly $2 million she was asking for would be considered small in the context of the reputational damage a lawsuit could cause, regardless of the fact that two years of severance was an absurd amount for an employee who had only worked at TABLE for 30 months. She also likely considered that I wouldn’t want to embarrass my nephew by dragging him into the klieg lights when her claims emerged publicly. So, in summary, game theory would say that I would certainly settle this case, for why would I risk negative publicity at a time when I was preparing our company to go public and also risk embarrassing my nephew. Notably, she hired a Silicon Valley law firm, rather than a typical NY employment firm. This struck me as interesting as her husband works for one of the most prominent Silicon Valley venture firms whose CEO, I am sure, has no tolerance for these kinds of fake claims that sadly many venture-backed companies also have to deal with. I mention this as I suspect her husband likely has been working with her on the strategy for squeezing me as, in addition to being a computer scientist, he is a game theorist. My only advice for him is to understand more about your opponent before you launch your first move. All of the above said, gender, race, LGBTQ and other such discrimination is a real thing. Many people have been harmed and deserve compensation for this discrimination, and these companies and individuals should be punished for engaging in such behavior. Which brings me to the advice I am seeking from the X community. I am not planning to follow the typical path and settle this ‘claim.’ Rather, I am going to fight this nonsense to the end of the earth in the hope that it inspires other CEOs to do the same so we shut down this despicable behavior that is a large tax on society, employment, and the economy and contributes to workplace discrimination rather than reducing it. Do you agree or disagree that this is the right approach?

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Drew Fallon
Drew Fallon@drewfallon12·
somehow it would have been better aura is ramp acquired tbpn
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Rod@TeaWithRod·
@SenWarren You should submit a bill proposing to add @redlobster endless shrimp to SNAP and remove soda. You’d get a lot of bipartisan support 🦐
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Rod@TeaWithRod·
@max_blessen Why are you making them in US (other than patriotism)?
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Maxwell Allen Blessen
Maxwell Allen Blessen@max_blessen·
The state of manufacturing in the USA. $5k for a couple mesh baskets. Btw I’ll have them in 3 months, maybe.
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John Coogan
John Coogan@johncoogan·
TBPN has been acquired by OpenAI! The show is staying the same and we’ll continue to go live at 11am pacific every weekday. This is a full circle moment for me as I’ve worked with @sama for well over a decade. He funded my first company in 2013. Then helped us fix a serious logjam during a critical funding round a few years later. When I took my second company through YC, he was president at the time, and then when I joined Founders Fund, the first deal I saw in motion was the post-ChatGPT round in late 2022. And as we started growing TBPN last year, he was the very first lab lead to join the show. Thank you to everyone that has been a part of TBPN until now. The last year has been the most fun and rewarding part of my career and we’re excited to have more resources than ever going forward.
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Denver Westword
Denver Westword@denverwestword·
"After many years at Imperial Chinese we have made the difficult decision to close our doors. Due to rising operating costs and ongoing economic challenges, this was not an easy decision": westword.com/food-drink/sou…
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Rod
Rod@TeaWithRod·
@drewfallon12 People don’t understand that 10-15% EBITDA is not enough to fund 100% YoY growth
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Drew Fallon
Drew Fallon@drewfallon12·
asking “why raise if profitable” when the moneys coming from Lcat is like asking why the patriots signed bill belichick if tom brady’s so good lol
Zach Stuck@zachmstuck

For the last two years, I’ve been building a project in the shadows with my co-founder @itmebenjamin. Meet @mengotomars, the most potent and natural testosterone stack on earth. Today, I’m excited to share that we partnered with L Catterton to send Mars Men to new heights. Next stop, Mars. 🚀

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Rod@TeaWithRod·
@RealShelfy Why even have a home plate ump anymore?
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Shelfy@RealShelfy·
Absolutely electric lmao CB Buckner noticeably annoyed when he tapped the 2nd time only to be wrong again and listen to 40,000 people cheer for his incompetence 😂
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Rod
Rod@TeaWithRod·
@adamsmalys @mrfboyer Lol the reality is literally the opposite. Billionaires in Vail blend in with the plebs, which is intentional. Everyone knows this.
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adam s malys@adamsmalys·
@mrfboyer Aspen folk that live there don’t flaunt their money like vail folk do. Vail folk do everything they can to look uber rich. The aspenites can’t spend the interest they make & don’t care about looking rich & famous to others. Lived there for a few years in 00’s.
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f boyer@mrfboyer·
“Ski Aspen man, only pretentious people ski Vail” -Guy who is clearly not familiar with Aspen or Vail
adam s malys@adamsmalys

@Jason @vailmtn @epicpassclub You didn’t know this between ‘04-‘10 based on their P&L’s & revenue margin? Maybe ski at aspen. Vail resorts properties only the pretentious go to anyways man.

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Rod@TeaWithRod·
@damccormick13 200mg caffeine powder with 20g of creatine powder
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Dan McCormick
Dan McCormick@damccormick13·
Create is launching a new product category this week. We've been working on it for a year and I've made it part of my daily routine for the last ~3 months. I am addicted to it. Up to 3-4 servings of it per day. Feedback from other early testers has been equally enthusiastic. Think it will fundamentally change the shape of our business. What are we launching?
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Rod@TeaWithRod·
@drewfallon12 sounds like advice for normies and not sigma operators
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Drew Fallon
Drew Fallon@drewfallon12·
this feels like a good time to remind everyone, just because you get to Y sales or X ebitda DOES NOT MEAN YOU GET TO EXIT You need to have: - strong team (real experienced leaders) - proper systems implemented (Netsuite, Data/BI/FPA, Inventory) - a brand that DOESNT look like you’re a dropshipper - diversity amongst sales channels - proven durability across trends (TIME) - obvious growth opportunities for example, chadding tiktok shop to $20m of ebitda does not make u worth the 15x that brand xyz just sold for after a decade of building Again, for example, the Salt & Stone path from growth to private to eventually strategic is very natural. Touchland going from a $2m round to an $880m exit is NOT NATURAL Taking on investors can be hugely beneficial in professionalizing your org. OR you need to hire the right people there are no shortcuts folks namaste
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Rod@TeaWithRod·
@drewfallon12 HomeGoods $25m rev and .001% ebitda
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Drew Fallon@drewfallon12·
25m of revenue ranked by category: - food: S tier - Beauty: B Tier - VMS: B tier - beverage: A tier - AI/SaaS: S tier - Agency: A tier - Apparel: C Tier - Home Goods: C Tier
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Rod@TeaWithRod·
@SBAgov on the right path, but we need near-zero / subsidized interest to make this really work.
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SBA@SBAgov·
📢 NO LOAN FEES FOR U.S. MANUFACTURERS! In FY2026, SBA is waiving upfront fees for small manufacturers. These include: ✅ 0% upfront fee for 7(a) manufacturing loans of up to $950,000 ✅ 0% upfront fee and annual service fee for all 504 manufacturing loans Connect with a lender today! sba.gov/lendermatch
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Anna Bower
Anna Bower@AnnaBower·
An absolutely excruciating moment at the Georgia Supreme Court this week. Justice Peterson pressed state attorney Deborah Leslie over her citations to cases that apparently don’t exist.
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Sen. Bernie Sanders
Sen. Bernie Sanders@SenSanders·
I spoke to Anthropic’s AI agent Claude about AI collecting massive amounts of personal data and how that information is being used to violate our privacy rights. What an AI agent says about the dangers of AI is shocking and should wake us up.
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