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@ShitpostGate Ouch. Look, the GBA SP is the best console ever created.

@yasmeena_khan @MercuriusFilius A perfect answer.

@MercuriusFilius open the apples & oranges box. whatever fruit comes out, must be the box's label (e.g., apple). then the box currently labelled that fruit, must be the oranges box, and the remaining box is the new apples & oranges box. trick is knowing ALL of the boxes are incorrectly labeled

How would you answer this common Goldman Sachs interview question?

@Slatzism @theswampfox76 @robotbackward That's why it's so difficult in Australia. I have to keep seed in my purse for the pigeons, a mouse in my trousers for the snakes, a steak in my socks for the crocs, and a pig-trough of slop in my ute for when I meet a wandering politician.

@theswampfox76 @robotbackward I always keep seed in my purse for my pigeon friends. I try to feed them once a day. Good for the soul. Their lives are hard enough as it is. Giving a few of them one easy meal is the least I can do.

was feeding this pigeon today and 2 guys walked by and one said “disgusting” and then 3 seconds later he said it a little louder just so I could hear 😐

@90sPKMN ORAS goes to the downgrade pile for me. It could have been perfect, but they just had to remove the gambling.

Thoughts?

@_deceptionfalls FFX

Guys when asked "are video games art?" can you bring actual good games as an example and not persona or kingdom hearts

@loftwah Turn it off and use Windows 😉

What are your tips to keeping your disk usage on Mac down?

@Cerealbox0 @0x45o Okay, 2+2 might be 4, but I love apples.

@0x45o okay, wood may be the rarest element in the universe, but diamonds are still the hardest metal on earth.

I don't believe the fact that the wood is the rarest material in the universe

@willekaninte @Breaking911 The official reaction video of 2026.

@Breaking911 gem

🚨 TERRIFYING! Moment caught on a Ring camera shows a deranged man in a long coat crashing out asking “where is your daughter?” And threatened the man on the cam that he “will end him” if he doesn’t open the door How would you handle this tense situation?

@IfindRetards White Ute with a P plate in the back window.

What's the make/model or type of vehicle you see an automatically know a retard is driving it?

@77sideddice @ruicharadrius That's why I stopped being Australian after switching to Starlink

@ruicharadrius Being Aussie isn’t determined by your passport or shit like that, it’s determined by how bad your internet is and how often you complain about said internet

there at least 3 men trying to say im not aussie cuz im japanese. funniest shit ever. like, do you want me to open my legal studies book.

@elonmusk Took 151 sources to come up with that absolute gem...

Grok can be quite funny 😂 grok.com/share/bGVnYWN5…

@Linahuaa @luyan42069 Okay, it didn't work out well for me.

@Linahuaa @luyan42069 That's an interesting idea, I'll try it.

Dear Jews. I've never asked much of you, and I know, I haven't always been a good Zionist. But now I'm begging and praying to you: Please cast a beautiful Asian girl as Cho Chang. Can even be a Wasian- I don't care. She's supposed to be an extremely attractive and popular high school queen. She is supposed to turn the head of golden boy star athlete chad Cedric. She's supposed to be this unreachable Goddess that Harry somehow manages to steal a kiss from. It's Harry's first kiss and it's supposed to feel immensely rewarding. I know you want to cast Awkwafina for this role. I know. But please have mercy. Please, I'm begging you: Let me have my ONE moment of isekai representation...

@FDJTALLDAMNDAY @MacReady_IV @IGN Because at that time, women were treated as sub-human and could not be trusted to any of the creative or performing arts.

@MacReady_IV @IGN You do realize actors have been playing opposite genders since the literal advent of theatre, right?

Harry Potter movie star Ralph Fiennes has given his blessing for Doctor Strange's Tilda Swinton to take over as Lord Voldemort. bit.ly/4tDdrXO

@nickimoraa I am pretty much every main damn race group (except Native American) - I do not fear any word. Neither should any of you.

White people be honest. Do yall really skip over the “n word” when you’re singing a song in the comfort of your own home? This is a safe space.

@klara_sjo So, Epstein?

The story of Rumpelstiltskin is kinda strange. It's about a little man who will weave your hay into gold (forge wealth out of nothing) He'll help you to please the king (and get in with the authorities) He'll take your child in exchange (snatch away the next generation) The only way to defeat him is to say his name (he'll start stamping his feet in rage and disappear if you name him)

@CareySexton17 @KLASSIQTUNEZ "There is only one Lawgiver and Judge, the one who is able to save and destroy. But you—who are you to judge your neighbor?" I don't need to defend my faith, to you, thanks.

@Ultraqualified @KLASSIQTUNEZ You sought to mock Him and got mocked right back. Shocking

I jokingly told someone, "Let's call Jesus." She jokingly asked, "What's the phone number?" I jokingly said, "Matthew 7:8," without knowing the verse. When I Googled it, look what I saw: Matthew 7:8 states: "For everyone who asks receives; the one who seeks finds; and to the one who knocks, the door will be opened." My Lord always gives me signs.

@CptAncapistan @PotterWorldW Unfortunately no. I just have bad taste.

@Ultraqualified @PotterWorldW

Over 1 million people rated all 8 Harry Potter films. This was the final ranking. Do you agree? (CircleRanks)

@das_sawyer19l @PotterWorldW Just letting you know, you're not alone in having this view. It intentionally destroyed the core magic that had been crafted in the first two. Made Hermione only physical, with no hint of intellect. Made Ron a moron, instead of loyal. Removed the school uniform. What?

@PotterWorldW I don't get this.. prisoner of Azkaban was absolute garbage and the biggest deviation from the books and the series up until then.. why is it so popular?