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@benjy_eisen Panic fans must be immune.

@PanicStream Oh my! Hope you are feeling better soon. Thank you for your dedication to us freaks!! 🙌😂

@elonmusk I was just told that batteries for Tesla electric cars cost $35,000 and last an average of 8 years. Is that accurate? Just weighing options. Also, when these lithium batteries are out of use, where do they go? It’s my understanding that they are not recyclable?

@RobertKennedyJr I have never voted Democrat. It all has changed with you. Thank you for speaking the truth. Much love. 🙌

@elonmusk @JoeBiden Haha!

@JoeBiden Please give him the password, so he can do his own tweets. Please, I’m begging you!

It’s about time the super-wealthy start paying their fair share.

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@elonmusk @cb_doge Same. Love it so much more now!

@cb_doge This platform honestly gives me more laughs per day than everything else combined!

"🤣" is the most used emoji by Elon Musk

Over the next few days you will hear from our team as to why we are DONE with Pride. First up, our Board of Directors! Hear what @thegaywhostrayd, @brokebackUSA and @BasedBabeUSA have to say. #DoneWithPride #GaysAgainstGroomers

@Luiigiii33 @NatlyDenise_ 🤣

@NatlyDenise_ Starbucks employee lunch in

What the hell went down in Los Angeles the other night?

@MattWallace888 I can’t get anything. Just says “Processing…”

🚨🚨🚨HERE WE GO!!!!!🚨🚨🚨 ALL THE PICTURES FROM HUNTER BIDEN’S LAPTOP ARE NOW UP ON BidenLaptopMedia . Com ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️ GRAPHIC WARNING ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️

@mattattack86 @clownworld I laughed out loud at this! 🤣

@clownworld Never been to a Phish lot, eh?

@greg_price11 @Julio_Rosas11 @danielsgoldman 🔥

Omfg @Julio_Rosas11 just flamed Rep. @danielsgoldman after he questioned his credentials as a witness on left-wing violence: "It's funny to be lectured by an heir to the Levi Strauss Corporation and that's probably why he doesn't consider property damage as a big of a deal because, not only does he have that, but he also has what some people would describe as an impossibly good stock portfolio."

@CollinRugg Love Tucker! But does he have blue eye shadow on in this clip?

This is amazing. Media Matters is attempting to run a smear campaign against Tucker Carlson and it is backfiring massively. Ironically, one of the videos they shared is Tucker telling Media Matters to "go f*** yourself." "His girlfriend was kinda yummy. Just kidding! In case this is being pulled off the bird... Hey, Media Matters for America, go fuck yourself!" Absolute legend.

@CollinRugg Two legends. 😍

BREAKING: Media Matters has released another Tucker Carlson leak where Carlson is talking to his team on set. Can someone tell Media Matters this makes people like Tucker even more? “It was so unhealthy the amount of hate I felt for that guy,” Carlson said of the “slimy motherfu**er” Dominion lawyer. 😂

@POTUS Maybe your parents should have been politicians. Seems to have worked wonders for your wallet.

Trickle-down economics doesn’t work. I know that because like many of you, not much trickled down to my kitchen table growing up.

@DrLoupis Can you start your “women’s” beauty regimen by at least shaving off your 5 o’clock shadow? Seriously. You are an embarrassment.

Raise your hand if you have had enough of this guy mocking women.

@unusual_whales God this is great. Thank you @elonmusk !You sir are a true rockstar. 🤟Keep up the good work.

Things got heated when Elon Musk went on BBC to discuss Twitter:

@clownworld Looks fair. 🤣

@kylenabecker @amazon Omg , for real. So damn creepy.

Play that mustache girl commercial one more time, @Amazon

@words_with_ash @elonmusk Because he can. ✌️

@elonmusk This is what you paid $44M to do?

@elonmusk Literally just laughed out loud at this. 😂 So damn funny!