Parijat Thakur

@cyalm Mental masturbation at its best ! Pakistan's new kink - Asim Munir !

Asim has done it... again...

4 RICHARD DONNER films, 1 choice. Which is your favourite of his?

@MarioNawfal Hopeless country

🇵🇰 Islamabad has been under pandemic-style lockdown for days waiting for U.S.-Iran talks that keep not happening. The city is paying a heavy price. - Streets empty, shops shuttered, public transport closed, workers told to stay home - Thousands of hostel residents were evicted on Saturday by government order, many left scrambling for shelter - Daily wage laborers going without work or food for 6+ days - Power cuts of up to 7 hours due to fuel shortages caused by the Hormuz closure - Civil service exams for 1,200 candidates relocated 230 miles away to Lahore - Taxi drivers report 50% drop in earnings Source: The Guardian

@cyalm Good riddance for UAE - Pakistan sucks

Good riddance… UAE…

The chase in Johnny English Reborn is hilarious, with Rowan Atkinson treating every ridiculous moment like serious spy business.

@KiranManral Does not have to be an eye for an eye - the MEA has issued a statement which is polite , firm and apt. At this point the only option is to wait this out till 2029

Have none of our governmental spokespersons spoken out about the hellhole remark?

@Ajay_Bagga Interesting

KPMG and EY demote partners, marking the end of job-for-life model...

Ajit Doval, real life Dhurandhar that’s India’s National Security Advisor to @narendramodi is highly pragmatic and grounded man. On 18 April, he invited 14 respected achievers and leaders of Indian Muslim community to the newly built Prime Minister’s office. It was an exclusive and special interaction at the highest level. All the Muslims leaders were selected with care and purpose. These Indians are refusing to be part of so-called ‘vote-bank politics’ where one’s vote becomes merely a tool to defeat or select one party or the other. They want to lead the movement for better education opportunities and want to create environment for development of entrepreneurial zeal in communities who finds themselves vulnerable. The team of 14 was lead by Gujjubhai @zafarsareshwala . He is relentlessly advocating creation of various opportunities for youth. He says, ‘We demanded to the government that all of us should have level-playing -field. We belong to Naya Bharat.’ The meeting was quite successful because of Ajit Doval’s thoughtful speech delivered in English mixed with perfect Urdu after hearing the guests patiently for 1.5 hours. Doval won hearts of his audience when he said, ‘ We (Hindus and Muslims) are in one ship. We sail or sink together!’ The list of Doval’s guests: 1- Zafar Sareshwala -Educationist & Businessman 2- Faruk Patel, Chairman KP Group of companies worth multi-billion dollars. (Renewable Energy & Green Energy) 3- Inamul Raki , CMD German Steel Co (large Steel Company with turnover of around 1 billion dollars ) 4- Ibrar Iraki Executive Director German Steel Ltd 5- Juned Sharif , CEO, Niton Valves Ltd 6- Altaf Sadikot (senior Functionary of Dawoodi Bohra Jamaat) 7- Naima Khatoon, VC Aligarh Muslim University 8- Samina Shaikh ( with Zoom TV) 9- Saher Bhamla- Environment Activist 10- Dr Nishat Hussain, Gold Medallist Doctor at AIIMS 11-Dr Zahir Kazi, President Anjuman Islam which runs educational institutes 12- Zaffar M. Lari, GLS Switch gears Ltd 13- Haji Rayama, Kutch 14- Kausar Jahan, Chairperson Haj Committee of India Click here to see the footage of the meeting: facebook.com/share/v/1E8TMp…

@JustSpringY84 One hell of a scene ! Dalton was the real deal

Before Daniel Craig's battered and bruised Bond we had Timothy Dalton. Unappreciated at the time, but we see you now! #JamesBond

@Mahishini Outstanding pictures

Galle this morning, seen through the lens of a Bangladeshi friend who now calls Sri Lanka home for much of the year. People, journeys and stories that have connected our region for millennia continue in new forms of media, shared across new platforms. 🌏 #srilanka #srilankatravel #galle

@DiscussingFilm Must watch this

Exclusive poster for ‘THE WIZARD OF THE KREMLIN’, starring Jude Law as Vladmir Putin. The film follows Putin’s rise to power amid post-Soviet chaos, aided by a versatile spin doctor. In theaters on May 15.

A promotional still of George Lazenby on location at Piz Gloria, Schilthorn, Switzerland during filming for On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969)

Shareholders approve Paramount takeover of Warner Bros Discovery Now comes the fun regulatory approval process! Not just in the US either… $psky $wbd

@arifanoor72 Shops closed , businesses impacted and yet the Pakistani govt is busy grandstanding ! Quite the country

If the Americans and Iranians are not setting a date for their talks, why is the govt keeping Isb under siege? Why is Isb’s fate now tied to that of strait of hormuz…

The border crossing scene in SICARIO (2015) is up there with the greatest scenes of all time.

@Theonenameddamn Profound

if d!ck size were as visible as woman's chest size, a lot more men would be Keeping their mouth shut.

@Sadiasattar2422 You know what Pakistan - you make us look good ! Keep fumbling and stumbling

Calling Pakistan “obsessed” is peak irony. It’s India where speeches, media, and even Bollywood scripts can’t move forward without mentioning Pakistan. From election rallies to 24/7 TV debates, Pakistan is the go-to content for votes and TRPs. When half your narrative, politics, and entertainment revolves around one country… maybe look in the mirror before calling others obsessed. Dhume, you need to know the real Pakistan and not through your ill-informed, blurry lens.

@rdchanchad Kaun hai yeh ahmak ! Watt lagao iski ! Nation wants to know !

Nadeem Miyan, The way you are trying to get my attention by following and unfollowing and following is well noted. I am also aware of how many female DM you are present in and how you want everyone of them to meet your family. Kitno ko milaoge ghar walon se bhai. I am avoiding to tag you here, but agar baaz na aaye harkaton se to isi tweet me tag karke report karunga aap ko. Take this as a formal warning and stop spreading the perversion that you are trying to by entering into female DM's.

Never forget what feels like pressure today is often the force shaping you into something rare and valuable. #goodmorning

@rdchanchad Kya baat hai !

Some friends are like Dettol. One joke, one laugh, and suddenly 99.9% of your stress is gone. Send this to your "Dettol."