Cody Whitaker

Thought 1.20am was a good time to launch a new blog of my comedy writing called 'The Difference Between Me and You' The 1st piece is called "We Were Supposed To Have An Argument But You Apologised Too Quickly." It is a very transparent homage to Reductress-diffsmevsyou.blogspot.co.uk/2018/04/we-wer…

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@TicketmasterCS Done ☺️

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@TicketmasterUK struggling to get into the AEW Cardiff presale- pls help

This notification is why I've deleted Twitter from my phone and this is probably my last tweet?

@oneunderscore__ Bames Nond’s having a stronk, call a Bondulance

An important message from Garth Marenghi: coming in November in hardback, ebook and audio: three dark tales from his long-lost multi-volume epic: TerrorTome. Pre-order an exclusive signed copy from @ForbiddenPlanet : fal.cn/3r5V8

Unlearn. Undo. Starting with phone (1). Nothing (event) - Return to Instinct. Tuesday 12 July, 16:00 BST. Get notified: nothing.tech/pages/event #phone1

@BeulahBukowski "When someone tells you 'I'm a knob', believe them" - Maya Angelou

@BeulahBukowski All part of the UK Government's 'Living with Boris' plan

@BeulahBukowski Hi Unc. This is Emma's husband... It may sound like faint affirmation but 'I guess you actually right...🙄💅' is the highest honor that Emma bestows.

You know what would make women safer? If they felt comfortable reporting "minor" incidents like flashing, groping, harassment. If those were believed and properly investigated and taken seriously. If the men didn't learn how much they can get away with and go on to do worse.

@BeulahBukowski Timothy splayed across the bed... "Emma - get over here, you gorgeous BAST-TARD"

@BeulahBukowski 🤣🤣🤣 Tweet of the year 💕

@BeulahBukowski They only do 70-to-90s movies.

@BeulahBukowski I looked this up and... I'm glad I did so I can report it to you... All 3 Taken movies are on... DISNEY+🤣 I bought The Green Hornet because I plan to watch it... Eventually.

@BeulahBukowski I don't remember but enough time had passed to watch it again. In fact, I think you should watch all 3 back to back over 6 hours, just to see how wildly different the tone is 🤣 like the Fast and Furious movies.

@BeulahBukowski Perfect 🤣🤣🤣

@BeulahBukowski True.

@BeulahBukowski @popbitch It's pointless.😒 He'd never swipe right on someone like me. 😞🤣

@BeulahBukowski @popbitch I would pay £20 right now to see that picture.