Brian

I got a blood blister today

@tiffanyupdates2 That’s Joe from Survivor 30

@ESPNF1 So the one time he doesn’t have a car that’s OP he’s going to retire 😭😭

Max Verstappen considering retiring from F1 at end of 2026

Let’s go to Gene Steratore who has no idea what’s going on

Antawn Jamison That guy rocked.

@RedWavePress It’s him. He’s the former president

Fox News’ Peter Doocy: You said twice today that you talked to another former president about the Iran strikes, and they said they wished they had done them during their term. “Was it George W. Bush?” President Trump: “No.” Peter Doocy: “Was it Bill Clinton?” President Trump: “I don’t want to say.” Peter Doocy: “Barack Obama.” Reporter: “Joe Biden.” President Trump: “It’s somebody that happens to like me, and I liked that person who’s a smart person.” “I don’t want to get into who.” 
“I think you probably know.”

@SebastianComedy @nbcsnl SNL: We have Sebastian Maniscalco at home

I’ve been on SNL twice now, which sounds impressive until I tell you neither time was as the host. At this point, Harry and Marcello have logged more rehearsal time as me than I have. Both of them were hilarious and absolutely nailed it. Maybe the third time I come in and do it myself.

@OuTLaW__392 @TRIGGERHAPPYV1 It’s William Charles Schneider

@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 Is that Creed Bratton

This video from the Epstein files is going VIRAL on the internet after people started to realize who this was

@Kgskins26 Bro we are not doing this

Stop being selfish. 21 can’t be locked up forever.

@AdamSchefter Both teams better have a bye the week before that’s the only way a Wednesday game should be legal

More about the NFL exploring an added game on Thanksgiving Eve: espn.com/nfl/story/_/id…

@AdamSchefter If you knew you were signing Hendrickson that’s all the more reason to be patient with Crosby and let him rehab. Come in week 6 and wreak havoc. Not buying it!!

Ravens GM Eric DeCosta said that, after losing their starting center Tyler Linderbaum to the Raiders, they were interested in pairing together Trey Hendrickson and Maxx Crosby. But Crosby’s medical exam put an end to that discussion.

They gonna sign Aiyuk, the deal is gonna be way higher that expected, they’re gonna do a PR tour all summer about how much of good guy he is, and then right before TC, he’s gonna set HQ on fire and move to Somalia and become a pirate.

Did you know 😏 He rubbed lemon juice on his face. Robbed two banks. Smiled at the cameras. Got caught in an hour. And changed psychology forever. In 1995, McArthur Wheeler walked into two banks in Pittsburgh and robbed them with no mask, no disguise, and lemon juice on his face. He believed that because lemon juice works as invisible ink on paper, it would make his face invisible to cameras. He smiled directly into the security cameras. Police aired the footage on the evening news and arrested him within an hour. When shown the tape, Wheeler stared at the screen and said, "But I wore the juice." He had tested the theory with a Polaroid selfie and didn't appear in the photo — because lemon juice got in his eyes and he aimed the camera at the ceiling. His case inspired Cornell psychologists David Dunning and Justin Kruger to publish their 1999 paper defining the Dunning-Kruger Effect — the cognitive bias where people with low ability drastically overestimate their own competence.

@PolymarketSport Failed his physical aka his drug test

UPDATE: Maxx Crosby did not pass his physical Ravens will get all their picks back.

@CommiesFan Who tf added a community not 🤣

REPORT: #Commanders GM Adam Peters was spotted in Tel Aviv, Israel, earlier today. It appears that Washington may be prioritizing business abroad instead of improving back home.

@KHURUM455 @F1 DRS 🤣🤣

@F1 2 points on debut? Cute. Wait till the real teams remember how to turn on DRS

Audi claim points on debut! 👊 Gabi Bortoleto secures two points with his P9 finish at Albert Park 😎 #F1 #AusGP

nobody understands the bond between a boy and the Halo 3 game he played on xbox 360 when he was younger

Hot take: WNBA team names are better than NBA team names. Aces Sparks Liberty Fever Vs Wizards (gay) Jazz?? In UTAH?! wtf is a “Knick” Pelicans There are no lakes in LA

@LeighWi10576216 @NoContextHumans

@NoContextHumans Well damn Jackie eye coca cola can t remote control the grey clouds - nailed it

@ValagostX @King_Sukunaaa His mom was a substitute teacher at my school she was awesome

@King_Sukunaaa Dude pulled a Carpenter.

Hey dad- I don’t really need your help, I just called to say I’m going to win $100k.

@King_Sukunaaa Elite reference