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Dr. Mindbender
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Dr. Mindbender
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Former nice guy. Brainwave scanner malfunction. Now I just observe the meat puppets and write the punchlines.
California, USA Joined Ocak 2013
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@Rayray6582 @MuellerSheWrote Politics aside, posting a video of a man beating a woman to ☠️ is not Christian like.
It’s your right to support him, but everyone knows that post is doesn’t not reflect Christian values.
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@MuellerSheWrote He's not going anywhere for three more years… get that through your thick liberal skull!

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@isaiahrmartin 2 Weak Donnie
Donnie 2 Weeks
2 Week Tuesdays
Taco2Weeks
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The Atlanta Braves have put together this seven-inch burger called "The Bat Flip" 😳
This creation features two pounds of seasoned beef patties, braised short rib, crispy pork belly, melted cheese, crunchy onions, green leaf lettuce, sliced red tomatoes, and a fried egg all stacked on toasted brioche 😍

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@ZavalaA @SteveHiltonx He knows this is the only way to win…
And “if” he’s elected, he’ll definitely pull a “TACO”
I was onboard for voting for this guy(Hilton) but, I’m leaning towards someone more independent.
Both Dems and Republican don’t have that “guy” who’s standing out.
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All THREE of Jo Adell's home run robberies from tonight ...
Yes, you read that right 😮
MLB@MLB
THE JO SHOW Jo Adell ROBS THREE HOME RUNS in a 1-0 @Angels victory! 🤯
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@thehill Let’s hope he leaves the elementary schools kickball teams alone. 🫠
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Trump signs order aimed at reforming college sports
thehill.com/homenews/admin…
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@whitesox @TheRealJHair From a Dodgers fan.. congrats. Well deserved!!
Ozzie G > Ozzie Smith. I said it!!
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@grantstern @OccupyDemocrats I forgot to take my multivitamin today…it’s all Biden’s and Obama’s fault. 🫠😂
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@orlandopalms @BrandonRichards Governors lack direct control over gas prices, which are set by markets, crude oil costs, refinery issues, and state taxes/regulations; California's current statewide average is about $5.89/gallon as of early April 2026.
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Plausible deniability doesn’t work…
The gas tax rate has more than doubled during the past 10 years, he has the authority to revoke and influence it to levels like other states if he gave 2 💩s
We know reality is saying California is the 4th largest economy but loses nearly 2 million taxpayers.
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Yes, cause the Governor got the country into a war no one wanted — with no plan and no end in sight.
It's 🇺🇸 Tiff 🇺🇸@TiffMoodNukes
Gas in Cali $6.49. I can’t loathe government enough, especially you @GavinNewsom , fuck you
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Governors lack direct control over gas prices, which are set by markets, crude oil costs, refinery issues, and state taxes/regulations.
It's 🇺🇸 Tiff 🇺🇸@TiffMoodNukes
Gas in Cali $6.49. I can’t loathe government enough, especially you @GavinNewsom , fuck you
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@gtconway3d If he losses he definitely will create (“try to”) create a form of court system to overrule The Supreme Court.
The scary part is Republicans will allow this to happen.
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@Jim_Jordan @JudiciaryGOP gas prices up
Grocery prices up
Inflation is up
Families struggling to make ends meet has gone up
Both Dems and Republicans are the blame.
Do better
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@LeaderJohnThune @SenateGOP This is on both Dems and Republicans. Stop pointing fingers and pay TSA workers.

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@Acyn @MeidasTouch My mechanic is also a brain surgeon on his days off.
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