Jayko 🇳🇬

Keep hope alive. Better days ahead. Grind differently.

@Eshious @Dr_Afo I feel like this guy (and many men tweeting related stuff) are pained that your gender people do what they do, as per shenqing struggling men. You wonder what’s there to be pained about. It won’t change shit. That’s why I said what I said at first

@Eshious @Dr_Afo I’m the wrongest person to ask. I’m always late to hot gist. Maybe that’s why I don’t like hot food

To the ladies out there. Please do not settle. If your dream is to marry a rich man, an odogwu with big mansion, fleet of cars and someone who is worth millions of naira that can be giving you millions as stipends every month to buy worthless wigs and jewelry. Please hustle and wait till your dream man comes to you. Don't go and marry a struggling man and start nagging at his ears everyday because he didn't meet your standards. Don't let thunder fire you. Don't ever settle for less. Remember that women are the prize and age is just a number.

@GoodnessAdeosun 💐

Thank you Lord, Goodness is grateful.

@afrisagacity Damn, the mf had steeze!

This was how the dreaded General Abacha ended. In case, this gets to the “emperors” of today, it should remind them that it won't be long.✍️

@Soaringeagle45 Where do we draw the line with these jokes?? 🤦🏽‍♂️

A woman goes to prison to visit her husband who has just been sentenced to 40 years in jail. As soon as she enters the visiting room, she hugs him and exclaims with tears in her eyes. “Oh! Roger, 40 years, Roger.?" And the husband replies, "Well, my love, what are you going to do?" "Oh, Roger...! I spoke to the judge handling your case” "And what did he say, my love?" "He told me that for every time I make love with him, he will reduce your prison sentence by one year..." "What!!! What a miserable bastard and what did you say to that son of a b**ch?” " Oh, Roger! We'll talk about it at home, pick up your stuff, let's go!!!"

@the_beardedsina 💐

I was invited to speak at a National conference. After I finished, I got an ovation and made many connections. Right there, I was booked for 2 speaking National conferences again. One thing I learnt, Keep bringing Value and your talents will make you stand before the World.

@Footballtweet Damn

🚨 𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗡𝗘𝗪𝗦: Ghanaian forward Dominic Frimpong has tragically died following an armed attack. 😢🇬🇭 His club Berekum Chelsea were on their way to face FC Samartex, their team bus was ambushed by robbers, who forced the players and staff off the vehicle. Frimpong was shot in the head and sadly lost his life. 🕊️ Thoughts are with his family and loved ones. ❤️

@elliot_solution 🤦🏽‍♂️

A Danish man (a.k.a Clitoris collector) living in South Africa surgically removed the clitoris of multiple Lesotho women and stored them in his freezer. Not to sell. Not to eat. As trophies. Police investigator Warrant Officer Lynda Steyn said it plainly in court: "It comes down to mutilation of private parts of a woman, cut out and kept as trophies." He had quietly moved to Bloemfontein in 2004, married a local woman, and opened a licensed gun shop. He lived in a townhouse. Paid his taxes. Nobody suspected anything. In September 2015, his wife Anna reported to police that he had cut her genitals while she was drunk. Hawks officers raided the house and went straight to the freezer. What they found stopped them cold. Nine women. Nine bags. Each one sealed, labeled, dated. A diary logging every single procedure. Surgical instruments. A medical grade anaesthetic not registered in South Africa. Two more genitalia found hanging on hooks in the garage to dry. Child pornography he had produced himself. A nine year old girl from Lesotho testified via video link that he had raped her. His victims were women from Lesotho. A small, poor country completely surrounded by South Africa. Women unlikely to be believed. Unlikely to report him. He knew exactly who to target. He posed as a surgeon. Told them he was cleaning them. That they would never want another man again. Some he paid. Some he drugged with spiked champagne. All of them woke up in agony missing a part of their body. His wife Anna was the star witness for the prosecution. She turned down witness protection and returned home to Maseru after his arrest. One month later she was shot four times outside her house and killed. From inside prison he had paid a wheelchair bound fellow prisoner the equivalent of $110 to arrange the hit. That prisoner told the court everything. At trial he pleaded not guilty to all 58 charges. The judge spoke for four hours. He said he had never felt so disgusted in his entire life. 20 charges were dropped on a legal technicality. South African law did not specify penalties for removing human tissue. Convicted of 36 remaining charges. Rape of a child. Conspiracy to murder. Child pornography. Fraud. Illegal firearms. Two life sentences plus 51 years. The judge's final words: "You must be removed permanently from society." One last detail. This man had been a convicted weapons criminal in Denmark before arriving in South Africa. He entered the country without declaring his prior convictions, obtained a legal South African identity document, and registered a licensed gun shop with over $200,000 in stock. Nobody checked. He died in prison in 2024.

@NationalGridNg Na me you wan trigger??

Let's talk... Have you not seen atleast 6 hours supply daily this April?

@nebuhaber 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

Bir sürücünün hatası beş kişinin hayatına mal oldu.

@operationX69420 @josh_uglyasf 😂😂

@josh_uglyasf I think I need to know what his net worth is and how his estate will be administered before I make any judgements.

He suffers from a ANOXIC BRAIN INJURY , he is in a vegetative state and his wife of 21years stuck by him. It’s been 900 days he’s been in this state. Do you think this kind of love still exists in modern times???

@Maazijnr 🤦🏽‍♂️

It takes real confidence and even billionaire level presence as a man to approach this kind of woman. Her confidence and aura alone can be intimidating enough to scare you away.

@SylvesterN57627 Damn I can’t finish the vid

She had an accident on her birthday, few months to her wedding she lost her pregnancy, her bestie married her husband and even organized a wake keep on her behalf. Your best friend can be your worst enemy. Watch the full video 👇

@Aleeexanderrrrr Lolll

Djokovic fans for absolutely no reason whenever Sinner wins a title:

@TheTennisLetter @_ikenna_oo But my boy was up 3-1 in S2, what happeneddd? 💔

@TheTennisLetter @_ikenna_oo now I see why you no go Sunday waka yesterday morning. Lol This match go sweet die

Down 1-3 in the 2nd set, Jannik Sinner won 5 consecutive games against Carlos Alcaraz to win the Monte Carlo title. Icy under pressure. 🥶🦊❄️

@AndyjnrUmaru I don’t like responding to these kind of tweets about people’s looks but Akonuche is ringing loud in my head and I’ve got to let it out 😭

AKON ??????

@Melo_Malebo 🫂

Sometimes you show up prepared, polished, and ready…and it still doesn’t go your way. I didn’t get the job guys. 💔

@shelovesore You’re slow dawg 😂

That phase when you slowly start h@ting your president

@ceraliza But seriously, who is raising these women these days?? 🤦🏽‍♂️

@ceraliza What’s abnormal here? If you like allow your money vanish 😂

I have a wedding for the 20th of June and we just received a message that it has been cancelled, apparently the groom caught the bride cheating but that’s beside the point… is it normal for me to ask for a refund for the asoebi?