Jonathan Polliser
136 posts
Jonathan Polliser
@jonpolliser
Devoted fan, gifted hater, bad comedian
Joined Nisan 2026
286 Following9 Followers
I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF PEOPLE TRYING TO KILL MY PRESIDENT!!!
THE LEFT IS EVIL AND VIOLENT AND THE PARTY OF MURDER!!!!!!!!
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I thought I was autistic. But it turns out I am just annoying.
Christina Buttons@buttonslives
I thought I was autistic. I was wrong. I was 30 in 2019 when stories of women discovering they were autistic all along began appearing everywhere. They popularized a newer understanding of autism, with its own “female presentation.” It was framed as a scientific correction to a historical wrong against women, the kind of narrative the press finds irresistible. Like so many women, I felt immense relief when I was formally diagnosed. It offered an explanation for the mental health crises of my youth and the daily realities of my adult life. Then I spent a year in the online autism community. What I saw there, especially the way activists treated parents of severely impaired children, turned me into a critic of neurodiversity. But it was becoming a journalist in 2022, after discovering detransitioners’ stories, that forced me to question narratives about identity and diagnosis, including my own. Journalism also required the social skills autism says I should have lacked. From there, the rest unraveled: many traits I had come to associate with autism are not uncommon in the general population, but through the “female autism” framework, they looked like a meaningful pattern. I don’t think my story is unique. The same incentives that kept my diagnosis intact may also help explain why so many women are entering the autism category in adulthood. Read my first article for @thefp: thefp.com/p/i-thought-i-…
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Pretty sure this is the only photo of me where I'm actually smiling
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The funniest thing about the first episode of new Euphoria is that it is representative of the truth of the middle-class woman who longs to make porn so she can afford something as vain as 50,000 dollars of flowers for her tacky wedding
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Sam Levinson tries to write like Bret Easton Ellis but he writes like an actual sexual predator instead of just a sardonic gay guy with a coke habit
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Watching Euphoria feels like some kind of punishment/humiliation ritual for watching Requiem for a Dream too early in childhood
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Live streamers that use their camera as protection from a violent response to them just being disruptive assholes are truly the biggest pussies of contemporary social media
Some people need to get punched to balance this out
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@greg16676935420 Yeah, when I go to the airport, I always let everyone know when I’m leaving 🙄
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The left is being told over and over to kill
This has to stop
End Wokeness@EndWokeness
Hasan Piker: "KiII the motherf*ckers. Let the streets soak in their red, capitalist bIood!" 3 days ago, the NYT promoted him
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@nikitabier Can't wait for your new book, "Advice From a Billionaire Nazi with a Broken Dick"
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One of the most important things that Elon taught me:
People engaging in fraud are always the first and loudest to complain.
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@tonyhawktruther I've always liked "mayo-ass cracker" but yeah we need new ones
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There need to be more slurs for us whites. Honkey, cracker, etc have lost their sting.
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@boygrrI Mine fell off at 18 but the vagina is still coming in at 38
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@daltonleepruitt You can tell someone is really going through it when you pop in to make fun of them and they are suddenly 100 percent sure you are part of some intricate troll network out to secretly destroy them.
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The Flesh Simulator blocked me a long time ago, but thanks to Elon Musk I was able to look at The Flesh Simulator’s account just now and it appears he is in active psychosis
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Maybe if you've cultivated an audience you utilize and weaponize as an army of schizoaffective sycophants to try and thwart your enemies (who are everyone who doesn't agree with you, due to paranoid delusions that are clouding your judgement) - it may be time to seek help
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@Xammye I don't understand. Do you have to join this platform months before your first post or you are somehow untrustworthy? How do people's brains work here?
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It's wild how some people make you a part of their narrative and meanwhile you're just some guy
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@jonpolliser @stallion_1333 @fleshsimulator “You’re having a psychotic break”, says the dude making multiple burners and having a psychotic break. I think you gotta log off lil bro
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Heard someone say I look like Nick Reiner though. Never heard that before and can’t un-see it. Better check on my dad.
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Damn, you don't open this app all day and it's just the most insane people ever
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