
macaddiced
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@marcthiessen Trump is reportedly considering emplacing military snipers to shoot those who fail to laugh at his jokes during the WH Correspondents Dinner with yellow paint balls.
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@reddit_lies The Iranians are using attack sharks. Do you want to fall behind on a weapon which can swim from salty to fresh water and surrender its life for its cause?
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@BasedRose @buckingfitch50 That wasn’t referring to historic American copper coin currency sizes?
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@elyawda We have great love for those existing in invincible ignorance
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@Rothmus I don’t know. I’m sorta looking forward to Germany in an arms race with Poland
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@jarvis_best @redsteeze They’re swimming up random creeks because they’re way to up to settle done and spawn
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@HawkEmDownChris Orange flavored Kool-Aid as Tang is too high class for this vessel.
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@BackwardsFeet I am not allowed to read the as yet unpublished volumes of the Word on Fire Bible. So there’s that.
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Yup, you caught us, Catholicism hates the Bible, and doesn't want lay people reading it, correct.
Now let me take a big sip of water and then take a look at the title and host of the #1 faith podcast for the last 5 years straight
Danny@Truth_matters20
The Roman Catholic "Church" did not give us the Bible. God did. If it was up to Catholics, laymen would be banned from owning a Bible.
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@oliverburdick You just told everyone in the English speaking world to not sign a birth certificate if it says “father.”
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The path you’ve chosen to seek conversion is one of lies and fraud. This is NOT Christ’s path.
Why do I have at least one each of the four translations permitted when I was a lay grad student at my archdioceses’ seminary? Why do I have about eight physical Bibles, and many more through Verbum (Logos). I was never on a path to ordination or consecration. Why was I required to take courses in biblical interpretation, read the modern official teachings on scripture from Dei Verbum out? Why do we encourage reading scripture to adults coming into the Church through Lectio Divina?
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@lady_valor_07 @SDSLLC_USA Young lady on a day trip away from San Simeon.
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@L0m3z @KurtSchlichter Never assign malice to that better explained by incompetence
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Claude, fake my assassination by shooting my ear from 500ft away right at the split second I randomly turn my head but only grazing the edge so there’s enough blood to make it theatrical but doesn’t visibly disfigure me and make sure to kill one of the attendees so people know it’s real but also, even though it would be trivially simple to do, avoid planting key clues about the assassin and his motives so astute observers like geriatric No Kings enjoyers and mush-brained podcasters can confidently assert “something doesn’t add up” and that it was “clearly an op” to keep the narrative mysterious and newsworthy.
Make no mistakes.
Joyce Carol Oates@JoyceCarolOates
about Butler PA: to believe that it was not staged requires a suspension of disbelief/skepticism beyond what is required to believe it; there are arguments pro & con, but pro (staged) arguments are more numerous. however, there are contrary arguments, that it was not staged, that are plausible, too. but so many questions unanswered.
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@TheRicanMemes Seriously, how did this never make its way into a Chuck Norris movie?
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