Michael Warrilow

@jkowall @micwarg All options apply!

@micwarg What about the “We can’t be bothered to do an email merge for you!”

Answer this: getting a "Dear analyst" email means:

Wait, what? AI is going to help people write emails. I already get enough fucking email.

What's your preferred note-taking tool these days? Anyone played with Obsidian? @obsdmd

10 hours of "scheduled maintenance" on a weekday. Australia's information superhighway: $60B spent and it is still scared of getting wet. @NBN_Australia

Pet peeve: if you know you're trying to schedule a call with someone in a distant timezone, do them the courtesy of *trying* to make it less difficult...by considering and/or converting to their local time. It. Is. Not. That. Hard. eg use this: dateful.com/time-zone-conv…

Don't you love it when a US tech vendor splits US from "global" in its Diversity and Inclusion reporting?

Interesting but useless fact: Google likes cats but is a dog company. I'm not making this up. abc.xyz/investor/other…

Are you a VMware business partner? What does the acquisition mean to you and your customers? Take this quick Gartner poll, get a summary of the results. gtnr.it/3WVQkb2

@gusworldau Hurraschlechtpersonweg ?

I assume there's a German word for that feeling of relief when the jerk watching videos at full volume on the train gets off at the next station

Seems like a good idea

@ssharwood And Netflix are doing a live action version, aren't they? Seems one of those difficult-to-make stories (like Foundation)

China's foundational SciFi work is 'The Three Body Problem' trilogy by Cixin Liu. I understand it has LoTR-like significance. A new animated series debuted on Saturday and was streamed 100 MILLION times in 12 hours. But maybe was not well received pandaily.com/the-three-body…

From the stoopid files: Me: My credit card is out of date. I tried a new one but nothing is happening. Them: I can help with that. First I need to authenticate. What's the last 4 digits of your old credit card? Me: NFI Them: How much was the last payment? <face palm>

@Daniel_Bowers Do you get to smoke while you interview them?

We've reached the point where we're giving job seekers Voight-Kampff tests.

Gartner is hiring (Analyst in A/NZ) - IT App Services on/near/ offshore - RFP, SOW, impl support - ANZ ent & govt sourcing - SaaS - Automation AI & RPA - Custom Dev - Dig Biz Consult jobs.gartner.com/jobs/job/71534…

@PHassey Haha! There's definite synergies: BB was also used for communication by nefarious types

Maybe Elon musk can pay $44B for BlackBerry.

Countdown for Artemis 1 is at 95 minutes and counting...

With credit to @Grady_Booch I couldn't get TweetDeck to do what I wanted

Too funny: leaked photo of next USB standard atomicrobot.live/post/697663196…

Among with many others, Optus just emailed to tell me the licence number on my drivers licence was exposed