Marco Tabini
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Marco Tabini
@mtabini
Opinions are my own, and are upsetting someone right now. RTs are not necessarily endorsements.
Toronto, Canada Joined Nisan 2008
176 Following4.2K Followers
I'm glad I rarely work on web code, because it seems a little stupider every time I try.
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The irony of this is that, of course, I actually retweeted a different tweet than the one that's showing here.
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This sounds like someone asked ChatGPT to come up with a mission statement, so I guess they're already off to a good start.
Linda Yaccarino@lindayaX
It’s an exceptionally rare thing – in life or in business – that you get a second chance to make another big impression. Twitter made one massive impression and changed the way we communicate. Now, X will go further, transforming the global town square.
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OH: “We hit it off like a house fire”
“You mean like a house *on* fire?”
“No.”
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As always, instant preorder.
Dan Moren isn’t here@dmoren
Popping up to announce a new book! ALL SOULS LOST is a supernatural detective story set in Boston. Spiritual consultant Mike Lucifer investigates spooky goings-on at a big tech company 👻👀. Available for preorder now; check out the cover and excerpt: fanfiaddict.com/first-look-all…
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Tough lesson to learn here. Had this pressure washer in the back of my truck and a dog ran out in the middle of the road…I had to slam on my breaks…it flew forward right in to my back window and broke it. Doh!
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Lawyer invoice line items be like
- Opened email $100
- Wrote reply to email $400
- Tweaked reply language with ChatGPT $200
- Went to bathroom and thought about email $200
- Sent email $100
Total $1000 😰
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@jwage Just ask what a microservice is. But the time they’re done agreeing on a definition, your product will have been on the market for 6 months.
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A well organized monolithic application is better for most startups and probably 99% of businesses. If I hear a dev say “but Netflix uses microservices” one more time 🤣 Netflix is Netflix, we aren’t Netflix.
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“I accidentally made broccoli tempura” is not one of those phrases you ever expect to have to utter.
East Ithaca, NY 🇺🇸 English
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@brettgoldstein @AppleTVPlus Our long international nightmare is over.
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Look out! Ted Lasso returns…
This Spring!
@AppleTVPlus
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Everybody seems to worry about AI becoming sentient and killing us all, but I'm convinced the end of humanity is far more likely to be caused by an arithmetic error on a spreadsheet instead.
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