Steven Wood

@ShiiineOn_ And me. Got the tape we did somewhere in the loft

This week in 1994 Blur kicked off their Parklife tour with special guests Sleeper. Manchester academy for me.

@jackryanmiller @thesnlnetwork Ania was in the Paddington one in ep 1

@thesnlnetwork What non-news sketches have Paddy and Anya been in?

An updated look at the #SNLUK Series 1 cast sketch appearance leaderboard!

🔴 CLUB STATEMENT FC United of Manchester welcomes the publication of the Written Reasons of The Football Association’s Appeal Board following our recent appeal against the decision of the Northern Premier League Full statement: fc-utd.co.uk/news-story/clu… #WeAreStrongerUnited

@monzo you app is freezing tonight. Can you assist please?

@FCUnitedMcr Devine just limped past me so maybe a change now?

Your XI and bench for today’s trip to Ilkeston 👊

@OverscoreW0lf @FBLowdown @NorthernPremLge @FCUnitedMcr “They’ve” erm you mean the referee did. Clubs cannot postpone anything. And very import and pertinent point to make

@FBLowdown @NorthernPremLge @FCUnitedMcr They've postponed this match about 8 times, believe me we've tried getting it played at Broadhurst Park and infact as a Stockton fan I'd prefer it there cause it's a bigger venue

The fact that @NorthernPremLge consider moving a league fixture to a neutral venue acceptable is absolutely mind blowing. Especially as it could implicate who wins the league. We stand with @FCUnitedMcr. P.S. please don’t tell us to go **** ourselves. #WeAreStrongerUnited

@FootiePrint @simmo_on_sport They only travelled once. And we have paid for the coach

@simmo_on_sport Not sure you can blame Stockton for asking for a solution. The costs associated with five postponed trips is a burden away teams should not be forced into. And what if it’s postponed again?! FCUM’s terrible pitch is clearly at fault.

"We were informed by the League that it had received an application from Stockton Town that our home postponed fixture against them be moved to their ground." There's (much) more important context provided by FC's statement, but that's a genuinely eyebrow-raising nugget!

@FCUnitedMcr @DWA2005 Unless @NorthernPremLge move it to the other side of the moon

🚨 Calling all Reds! 🇾🇪 Let's pack out Broadhurst Park again and get behind our title-chasing team! 🙌 With four games to go, we need you to be our 12th man! 🤝 Help us keep the momentum going by buying your tickets in advance for this crucial game. 🎟️ app.fanbaseclub.com/Fan/Tickets/Se…

@stockton_townfc Did you submit a complaint to the NPL asking for the fixture to be reversed? Because if that’s the case, clubs like Rylands, @GainsTrinityFC, @CleethorpesTown, @LancasterCityFC and the rest of the playoff contenders deserve to know exactly how this decision came about.

@AndyMitten @sarm0161 Punjab Palace Posse

@sarm0161 We'd ring him up and say we'd seen UFOs near Urmston. All coordinated. We were kids. A few weeks later my dad's new girlfriend, from Wigan, asked about these UFOs. We were buzzing! Then we dared a lad to swear on there. Which he did. Said he'd been for a shit. RIP Stannage.

Sad to hear about James Stannage. Loved everything about Piccadilly Radio growing up. A genuine institution for Greater Manchester and always gutted when one of them passes.

@FCUnitedMcr @Hednesford_Town Chas Ennis

🗓️ 10 days to go! 📺 Watch the goals from @Hednesford_Town’s only previous visit to Broadhurst Park in December 2015. 🧐 Can you spot a very familiar face playing for the Pitmen? 🎟️ Almost 2️⃣0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ tickets sold so far. Got yours yet? Don’t miss out! app.fanbaseclub.com/Fan/Tickets/Se…

@scottygb It’s ok if you like laughing

What is everyone's thoughts so far then #SNLUK

@DarrylGlass15 @kirkers1975 @tsrunseen Nigel Ipinson

@kirkers1975 @tsrunseen Good shout. Do you know who was on the keys for that version?

The Stone Roses Love Spreads 1993 demo remastered Anyone prefer this stunning blues version?

@architectom89 @Memorings2 I wouldn’t bother. It sounds like the nurses won’t let him out of the home to attend

@Memorings2 I have a mate from Hull who just wants to watch shit fireworks and hear Leigh fans cheer for a wife beater, how do I tell him that he can't go

Hang on a minute, is that Derek not releasing additional allocations. This is an inhumane treatment of the Hull FC fans and is utterly unacceptable.

@dannyfuk99 @MUFCMemorabilia First points dropped at Luton 1-1. First loss 0-1 at Sheffield Wednesday

@MUFCMemorabilia Funnily enough, I can remember most of those matches more than any other season. I was 10 and glued to my new ghetto blaster radio. Villa 4-0 QPR away, 3-0 I think WBA away, 5-0 or 5-1 (Brazil and Blackmore scored) I think it ended 0-3 away at Leicester.

Those 1st 10 League Games WWWWWWWWWW

@WoodyBluManc @tsrunseen Was just about to say

@tsrunseen Photo by Paul Wood

The Stone Roses Bye Bye Badman live Sheffield 20.5.89 This is the only live recording of the much loved track from the bands 80’s live outings, the band obviously cut a fine groove here so it’s a little strange why they didn’t play this more

Should change their name to Wigan Whoppers and have done with it

@GaryOrmiston1 Bit confused. I will be in the away stand tonight but I live by Heaton Park. Why are Wigan council coming this far to empty my bins?

Twas the night before Wigan away, all quiet in Leigh, all saving themselves for shouting "we hate Wigan" all forgetting who empties their bins and who they pay council tax to #SLWIGLEI

@FCUnitedMcr @HebburnTownFC The NLP says this “scraped” past the keeper

Goal replay! ⚽️ The Reds secured a priceless point away to league leaders @hebburntownfc thanks to Jay Fitzmartin’s wonder strike. 🇾🇪 We’re three points off the top of the table with 11 games to go. 🙏 #wearestrongerunited #titlerace #glazersout

@_A1_C @RetroTotty @KelloggsUKI The poster was “3D” but we never used them.

@onefanyapping @RetroTotty @KelloggsUKI It was criminal what they did on me 🤣🤣🤣.. you'll never see a promotion like that again... even the bike reflectors are permanently undone. I hope the poster brought you joy, what were the glasses for btw???

#HappyBirthday to former #90s #Gladiators #LEGEND #DianeYoudale or #Jet as we all knew her