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🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer will discuss a potential multi-billion pound energy bill bailout in an emergency meeting with the Governor of the Bank of England and Cabinet Ministers next week [@thetimes]

"Dear Diary, I've had to stop doing Cameo videos after being caught shouting "CUNT!" and supporting Neo-Nazis. I'll just have to indulge my need to say anything for money by repeating lies about North Sea oil in exchange for cash from donors linked to fossil fuels"

@FurkanGozukara He missed off the bit that said "among MAGA voters". He's tanking with normal people

Trump literally just claimed on live TV that CNN released a poll showing his approval rating is at 100%. He says they've never seen a poll like that before. The absolute delusion is staggering.

@Clainy6 @Parody_PM I imagine the dentist he desperately needs will be also no longer be state funded.

@Parody_PM This Guy claims disability benefits for a bad back. Does he look disabled to you ?? Get this, Reform have pledged to cut the benefit budget AND THIS DICK HEAD IS VOTING FOR THEM. YOU GUESS

So pleased I have the support of intelligent, rational, well-balanced people.

@TStandfield1789 @Nigel_Farage @reformparty_uk @LeeAndersonMP_ @SarahForRuncorn @RobertJenrick @SuellaBraverman @AndrewRosindell @danny__kruger @TiceRichard A pub is free at the point of use. It's only when you buy a drink that you get charged.

Reform's James Orr (who?) reckons the NHS will be free at the point of use if they are in power. Only if you have private health insurance. @Nigel_Farage @reformparty_uk @LeeAndersonMP_ @SarahForRuncorn @RobertJenrick @SuellaBraverman @AndrewRosindell @danny__kruger @TiceRichard

I see Question Time has reached its inevitable endgame. It was bound to happen.

This government is focused on the cost of living. At @educationgovuk, we're saving families cash: £450 on free breakfast clubs £50 on school uniforms £500 on free school meals £300 on school holiday clubs Now it's confirmed we've halved childcare costs, saving parents £8,000.

@premnsikka The tankers are not getting supplies or fresh water so taking out missile sites targeting civilian ships and protecting those lives does not deviate from UN Article 51.

UK allows US to use British bases to strike Iranian sites targeting Strait of Hormuz. Starmer capitulates to Trump, has no mandate for dragging UK into Trump's illegal war. No UN mandate. UK parliament not consulted. Will Iraq folly be repeated? thehill.com/policy/interna…

I can’t guarantee much, but I can guarantee this. If Kamala Harris — or Joe Biden, for that matter — was President today, I guarantee we would not be at war with Iran, our economy would be much stronger, the US would be more respected & the world would be safer and more peaceful.

Anyone on benefits in this country. Pause for a second. There is a reason those benefits exist. Because life broke somewhere. Illness. Disability. Caring. Redundancy. Wages that do not cover rent anymore. That is reality not failure. Now listen to what Reform are actually saying. Not dog whistles. Not rumours. Out loud. They want to charge you for things you do not currently pay for. They want austerity back. They want to tighten. Cut. Squeeze. Again. Even lower wages. Did you miss that bit? Many people on benefits already use food banks. Many already sit in the dark watching the meter tick down. Many already skip meals. That is now. Before Reform touch anything. So picture it. Same life. Same bills. Same stress. Then extra charges on top. Less support. More punishment dressed up as discipline. How are you meant to survive that. Honestly. This is not theoretical. They are not hiding it. They are proud of it. Things are bad right now. Reform are openly promising to make them worse for you. So the question is simple. Are you okay with that. Are you genuinely okay voting for people who are telling you they will take more from you when you already have nothing left. I struggle to understand it. Then I stop pretending. Because if you are choosing this anyway it means something else comes first. Anger. Blame. Racism. Someone to point at while your own plate gets emptier. If that is the choice then own it. Say it. Do not pretend this is about helping ordinary people. They are screaming what they want to do to you. Loud. Proud. No shame. And still some of you cheer. That is not being ignored. That is choosing your own harm. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧💷☕️🫖🍰

He’s fired the starting gun on “Why haven’t they put the word ‘Easter’ on Easter Egg boxes?” Season. Companies never have done, and let’s face it, at no point during the Easter story did a bunny give anyone a chocolate egg. There was no welcome in to Jerusalem by crowds with chocolate eggs, the final meal featured no chocolate eggs, Judas gained no chocolate eggs for his betrayal and the tomb was not covered by a giant chocolate egg. They are a symbol, and a beautiful one to those who understand. Faux outrage is ruining what should be the most important observance of Christianity.

You literally can’t make this shit up. 😂😂

A judge has ruled that a Pentagon policy limiting independent press access is unlawful, dealing a major blow to Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth's push for tighter media control. cnn.it/47bfDNz

Exactly - we need native British people in charge, who aren't descended from foreigners like Angles, Saxons, Jutes, Romans, Vikings and Normans. Which would leave... err... umm... and... oh.

TACO for the second time in two weeks. Trump is a panickan. Unfortunately, this is likely another childish fake out. He tried this last week as well. Didn’t end up well.

@BladeoftheS The UK's position hasn't changed. This is still permission to use UK bases for defensive actions. Civilian ships belonging to allies are being attacked and the missile sites firing at them are now targets.

Does anybody in the UK support this? The answer is no.

Trump claims that when he attacked Iran, he expected oil prices to go even higher. That means he intentionally started a war knowing the damage he’d do to the American people. Yet he did it anyway.

@PaulSchleifer Are they shoving Trump's orders down the toilet?

Sorry, what?

If we don't use it then why beg other countries to help open it? If we don't need it, then why send 2,500 troops to open it? If we don't use it then why is it drastically affecting our gas prices at home?

@OscarGreta1846 Seems a little complicated for most Reform supporters I've come across.

Love this ❤️