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@PoopFromDaButt Oof you know how long this been a thing? But granted the fold out is a lot quicker then the assembly of others but still been around for a while.

probably the least smart thing you can do is advertise a shotgun that can fit into a BACKPACK

@ExxAlerts Women drivers… am I right? 🤣😂

ALERT: Florida woman drives her lifted truck over a Lamborghini she didn't see in a parking lot. “Thank you God for another day and another chance,” the man in the Lamborghini said. “Material things don't matter to me, my health is the main thing. Nothing stops us, there is much more to grow.”

@anishmoonka Why include a marvel movie if you’re specifically talking about DC?

Captain America: Brave New World didn't make its money back. Thunderbolts didn't either. Joker 2 lost Warner Bros $144 million. Kraven cost Sony another $71 million. Superman was supposed to clear $700 million worldwide to be called a hit. It finished at $619 million. So for their next DC movie, Warner Bros spent $40 million. That movie is Clayface. James Gunn dropped the trailer yesterday. It opens October 23. Same studio as Superman, same shared movie universe, same decade, about one-sixth the budget. Superman cost $225 million to make and another $125 million to market. It took in $619 million worldwide. After theaters took their cut, Warner Bros walked away with roughly $125 million in profit. A 35% return on a $350 million bet, on the best-performing superhero movie of the year. Marvel used to clear over a billion dollars on films that cost less than Superman did. Clayface cost $40 million. It's a horror movie about a struggling actor whose face gets cut up in a knife attack. He tries an experimental treatment to fix it. His whole body starts turning into clay. Two-month shoot in England. Halloween release. Built like a Blumhouse movie. Which matters because Blumhouse has been running the most profitable studio in Hollywood for over a decade. Last year's Speak No Evil cost $15 million and made $43 million. Get Out cost $4.5 million and made $255 million. The original Paranormal Activity cost $15,000 (not a typo) and made $194 million. Across around 200 films, Blumhouse has grossed over $5.7 billion. James Gunn and Peter Safran are running DC on a 10-year plan. Two $225 million superhero films a year would bleed them dry. Two $40 million horror films that each clear $100 million is actually a business. The Clayface poster shows half a face dripping into clay. The budget behind it tells the bigger story: the kind of movie that ruled the 2010s can barely cover its own bills now, and a Batman villain horror flick made on Blumhouse money might out-earn the next $225 million superhero movie.

@Restrictfootage It’s AI look at her hand on the wall it melts into the wall… right before the video ends you nincompoops

An American female police officer. She got an upset stomach while on duty and let out a fart with atrocious volume..

@csimons3 Are people really coming to the cashiers defense? For fucks sake! If the idiot would have entered the money in the cash register it would have done the correct math for them. Part of the problem is they rely on those too much obviously.

I got a Jimmy John's sandwich for dinner. It cost $9.08 I gave the kid $10 and a dime, so I wouldn't get back a bunch of change. But he gave me a bunch of change 🤦‍♀️ When I told him I should get back $1 and he can keep the 2 cents, he was so confused and asked the manager. Who told the kid he was right and I was wrong with a pretty condescending attitude 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ I actually thought maybe I was losing my mind for a moment. But nope! $10.10 - 9.08 is definitely 1.02 not .94 I just left it. An argument is not worth a few cents but holy goodness we have way too many idiots in charge 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

@TripleNetTyler I’ll take things that never happened for $100 Alex

Just got out of an Uber on the way to LAX, headed to New York Driver asks where I’m going, I say NYC He goes, “I’ve got a crazy story for you” He’s originally from Africa, moved to London, then moved to New York in the 90s for school Young, broke, living in Manhattan Ends up becoming close with his neighbor, older Jewish woman. They’d talk all the time. She kept telling him, “You should buy an apartment here” He laughed it off for years. One day she’s getting sick and says, “I’ll tell ya what, you can buy the one you live in” He had no clue she owned it. Asks what she wants for it. She says, “Whatever you have.” He gave her everything. About $20,000. For a 5 bed apartment in Manhattan Few years later she passes He finds out she owned the whole block. No kids, no family. Just decided to sell it to him because she enjoyed him as a neighbor I ask him what he’s doing out in LA He tells me he’s visiting his two daughters at UCLA, one pre med and the other in medical school Says his daughters love going back to New York to visit with friends and staying in that apartment, same place where it all started Whole trajectory of his life changed off that one decision As I’m getting out he goes: “If you turn off social media and the news, you realize the world’s actually a pretty good place, and there’s a lot of really good people out there” Whole lot of truth in that

@apataanniel6 @MediocreJoker85

@MediocreJoker85 Classic. The guy is falling at full speed and decides now is the perfect time to check the resume. Bet the instructor just smiled and kept counting seconds till the chute.

I went skydiving for the first time today. A guy strapped himself to me, and we jumped out of the plane. As we were plummeting, he yells, “So…” “How long have you been an instructor?”

@art_stapleton Is he just cosplaying Vince Wilfork… lmao

This is Benito Jones, the DT who visited the Giants yesterday. If he signs here, the game day fit battles between Benito and Jermaine Eluemunor are going to be epic.

@Majorleaguemadd I went to one of these a few years back for the Scranton Wilkes-barre Yankees (now known as the Railraiders) at gennety’s in Dickson City PA same set up but way cheesier… lmao

If Stanton ever changes his walk-up back to “Don’t Play” you can thank me 😂

@Majorleaguemadd Oh damn you rich, rich!

@andthephant0ms Where can you find it to watch?

is that 80s show actually good or would i just be watching it to look at glenn

@dianemc34717099 A blonde and a brunette jump off of a tall building, which one hits the ground first? The brunette because the blonde has to stop and ask for directions.

😂😂😂 80,000 blondes meet in a football stadium for a "Blondes Are Not Stupid" Convention. The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?" A blonde gingerly works her way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. The leader asks her, "What is 15 plus 15?" After 15 or 20 seconds she says, "Eighteen!" Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then 80,000 blondes start cheering, "Give her another chance! Give her another chance!" The leader says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place and we have the world- wide press and global broadcast media here, gee, uh, I guess we can give her another chance." So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?" After nearly 30 seconds she eventually says, "Ninety?" The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh -- everyone is disheartened - the blonde starts crying and the 80,000 girls begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, "GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!" The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than damage, eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance -- What is 2 plus 2?" The girl closes her eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, "Four?" Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000 girls jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream... "Give her another chance! Give her another chance!"

@WoodyBeachside @dianemc34717099

@dianemc34717099 A bastardization of Jackie the Jokeman Martling’s old joke called, “Give Rodney A Chance”

@dianemc34717099 @RaymondKeown3 Repurposed polish joke!

@RaymondKeown3 What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

@dianemc34717099 I’ve heard this joke before but it wasn’t with blonds. Look up @JackieMartling

@Manlike_Solz Yeah the cleanest street ever in NYC where they do that at? 🤣😂

Rakim still in the streets of New York City… OG

@PTSportsFix Sure is… way higher stakes!! no best of series win and your in! Still the only sport to do that!

True or False: The NFL has the best playoffs in all of sports.

@StacyAndy9 Well I could always lose weight but you gonna be ugly forever! 🤣😂

What's the best response to "You’re fat?”

@yu2023s Looks like AI look closely at her right hand it melts into the wall at one point.

アメリカの女警察官さん。職務中にお腹を下してしまいえげつない音量のオナラを ぶっ放してしまう....

@JOKAQARMY1 😂🤣

Kurt Cobain was killed because he found out there were Handlers around him. 🤔