Joseph Onyango QuantiScale

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Joseph Onyango QuantiScale

Joseph Onyango QuantiScale

@quantiscale

Quantity Surveyor, DJ, 360° Virtual Tour Specialist

Wajir, Bondo, Nairobi Joined Haziran 2012
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Mwango Capital
Mwango Capital@MwangoCapital·
Safaricom has officially merged the MySafaricom and M-PESA apps into a single platform, My OneApp, consolidating telco services and payments into one interface.
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The Mayor
The Mayor@themayor_ke·
Every time you will want to vote for a comedian, just remember Jalango.
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Joseph Onyango QuantiScale
As a person trying to chase hustles hapa na pale I've come to revile certain words and phrases that are constantly thrown in my face; Like 'scale' & 'scalability', 'leveraging AI' and others.
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Mwalimu Brian
Mwalimu Brian@MwalimuBri33882·
@quantiscale @amerix The post is not comparing Lake Victoria to Lake Naivasha, for those with impaired knowledge!
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Eric
Eric@amerix·
It is surprising how the water hyacinth menace in Lake Victoria just vanished. It seems there was a deliberate artificial systemic weakness to sabotage the Lake Victoria Blue Economy.
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@kamauwaruhiu I remember that jiko with ubani and other pungent substances then you're covered inside.. it was like fumigation with a side of exorcism...but we lived. Don't get me started on the quinine that was dissolved in water for added pleasure.
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WARÚHIÚ
WARÚHIÚ@kamauwaruhiu·
There were some traditional remedies that were worse than the disease they were treating. Swollen lymph nodes near the wanyee road were treated by heating a mwiko in the fire and striking them 😨😨. Bunions on the feet were burnt with a hot panga . I fear the scientist behind this are the same people pushing a gachagua presidency .
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IVY
IVY@ivymuthe·
Hii underwear ya ngoima ni pesa ngapi
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@Ndonglaw043 So if that was indeed Baba's strategy, are both factions supposed to exist simultaneously or is ODM supposed to choose one path or the other? Or is it supposed to split? Doesn't seem much of a strategy to me.
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Ndong@Conslaw
Ndong@Conslaw@Ndonglaw043·
It is Senior Paul Mwangi that got it right in this ODM double faceted teams, that it represents Raila on both sides of the coins: 1. The Compromising Oburu side was his entry strategy into Broad-based Government ✅️ 2. The Militant Sifuna side was his exit strategy in case things were not going to work✅️ 3. All these was speaks of Raila's complexity such that he is one you could not box into a corner.✅️
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@Vickyjr We started with Mali when it was huko 18% now it's machos tupu. Still better than parking money in a bank account.
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Vicky Junior Mukulima
The state of Money Market Funds run on Safaricom’s platform with a focus on interest rates. 1. Mali 8.04% 2. Ziidi 6.13% Stocks zinatuonyesha moto lakini MMF pia haina vibe.
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The Standard Digital
The Standard Digital@StandardKenya·
Karen Nyamu: The AI bill, if made law, will not be used for political purposes. The proposed Sh5m fine is meant to stop the misuse of AI
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The Kenyan Vigilante
The Kenyan Vigilante@KenyanSays·
“AI could disrupt the education sector in Kenya,” says Karen Nyamu on the controversial AI bill she has sponsored. The bill includes fines of up to KSh 5 million or prison terms of up to two years for violations related to AI use.
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kuki
kuki@kumxem·
Ppl who keep tweeting with 0 likes fear no one 😭
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@_Sakko Let Gachagua be. Let the voters make up their own minds. Ama we're now deciding for voters who they should elect?
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Bro From Siaya
Bro From Siaya@_Sakko·
drop Reasons why you think Gachagua ain't an option >>
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@OrevaZSN I remember back in the day in the 80s one when Easter came in March some Mzee refused to participate in the festivities and instead went to the shamba claiming that as far as he was concerned, it was not yet Easter.
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𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉
I've never understood how they decide when Easter is. sometimes it's in March, other times in April. How does that even work?
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