Joe Bloggs

@unitetheunion Hello. How do I change my address with you, please? Thanks

@olli_pfc @kmf89mt6ht @PompeyPedro I didn’t say we deserved to win. However, we absolutely did not deserve to lose that game of football.

@sensiblealias @kmf89mt6ht @PompeyPedro based on stats we deserved to win but at the same time we absolutely deserved to lose that game for not taking our chances 😭

What a silly way to throw away a decent point against a Top 6 side in a game where we dominated for such large periods, albeit without any clear cut chances. Results have gone our way today so no damage done but there’s only so long we can get away with: “we deserved more”.

@kmf89mt6ht @PompeyPedro Ok, cheers for explaining the basic concept of football to me 👍🏻

@sensiblealias @PompeyPedro Yes they scored their chance we didn’t if you don’t score your chances then gift them a goal you deserve to loose

@LostTransport @PompeyPedro We absolutely did not deserve to lose that game. A top team came to Fratton Park, and will be buzzing with a smash & grab 3 points.

@PompeyPedro I don't think we deserved more Tidy but ineffectual in the first half and you could feel the Hull opportunity was going to present itself A good few days off required before a big game in Lancashire

@kmf89mt6ht @PompeyPedro We didn’t deserve more?! You think we deserved to lose that game of football?!?

@PompeyPedro We didn’t deserve more

@AbhimanyuK95082 What a tweet! 😍💙

Downes lost his head because he realized his "massive" club is mid-table fodder. 🤡 Swanson rattled him, Adams humbled him. Fratton Park is a graveyard for Saints’ dignity. Mind the gap—it’s been 5 decades. 🖐️0️⃣ #Pompey #Southampton #SouthCoastDerby #SaintsFC #PFC #FootballRivalries

@PompeyPedro Leeds would take more. Wait….

You’ll never sing that

Current Championship Injuries 🤕 Pompey 9 Boro 8 Hull 8 Wednesday 8 Birmingham 6 Norwich 6 Stoke 6 Oxford 5 Millwall 5 Wrexham 5 Derby 4 Leicester 4 Preston 4 QPR 4 Bristol City 4 Blackburn 3 Coventry 3 Scum 3 Sheff Utd 3 Swansea 3 WBA 3 Charlton 2 Watford 2 Ipswich 1

@hantschronicle Hello. How do I get hold of a copy of a recent publication? Thanks

@10woz_ Love the pic mate. Do you do weddings?

Yeah that’s alright lads just take my picture and do as you please with it don’t bother asking or anything

@PompeyPedro Class!!

🧵 🚨 A Neutral’s Guide to The South Coast Derby 🧵 🚨 A short, unbiased thread on the background of Portsmouth FC and Southampton FC ahead of this Sunday’s derby.

@HMRCcustomers Hello. What telephone number can I use for general enquiries? Thanks

@a11en222 @rebzeleanor I thought it says @EastleighFC don’t tolerate abuse? This is abuse? Do you tolerate it, Eastleigh FC?

I am in severe pain right now.

@SkibidiTollitt 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@solentsport Wonder how much more a week he’s been given? Think he was our lowest earner?

📝#Pompey's Terry Devlin has signed a new long term deal His new contract will keep him at Fratton Park until 2028🔵 What do you make of Devlin's commitment Portsmouth fans?🤔

@WILLYHAHN71 @pn_neil_allen Mous easily ahead of Cook. Already. Easily.

@pn_neil_allen Not sure you can put Mous ahead of Cook Yet, close but Cook a tad in front, played some nice footie, had a team of Charchters, no doubt in my mind if he stayed, we would've won L1 the following year.

Have said this before, but, should John Mousinho keep #Pompey up, he's surely the Blues' best manager since Harry Redknapp. Obvious, I know. However, in terms of the last 70 years, you could argue it would also be Redknapp and then JM. Still 12 games to go, mind!

@RattyAVFC @villatid135 Incredible bloke

@villatid135 I’ve just driven from Edgbaston to have a look. I think I’ve found it for you mate. Send me your number & I’ll get it back to you UTV

Hey X do your stuff - last night after the Villa game I dropped my Villa scarf . It’s 53 years old and of great sentimental value having followed Villa everywhere. I was parked on the corner of Park road North and sycamore rd just up from the Wisdom Academy School.

@PompeyPedro Totally agree @TheSyrup5

An expected win vs a woeful Cardiff City but a necessary one nevertheless Did the job early doors and other than a shaky period when we conceded, it was a solid, professional performance Josh Murphy a menace, Bishop clinical, but my MOTM goes to Ogberto Carlos. Defensive beast

@Jamesyoungtv Is this taking the piss? Is this supposed to be good??

Manchester United, currently drawing 0-0 with Crystal Palace at home, 12th in the table and this is the atmosphere inside Old Trafford. There's no team in England that even compares.

@QuinnyPFC @blakepfc 🤣🤣

@blakepfc I literally said goodbye to you at 4-0

I am very glad I walked out at 2-0. The railway by brum station is some boozer

@BroadcastMoose So creepy! Crying!! 🤣🤣

Happy 67th Birthday former @stokecity @WBA & @swfc manager Tony Pulis, hope you had a great day my friend