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springtim ☀️🌺🌳
@timoshando
stuck in the ‘giant dork’ Kegan stage
Joined Ocak 2022
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@shakermanjonas @keyofgeo seems like a great idea to me!
Where the haters at??
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@timoshando @keyofgeo i'll out myself - babies pooping in the bathroom sink is goated
they don't eat solids so it all washes off, and it means you don't have to wash a very dirty butt
if you're grossed out keep a disinfectant spray under the sink it's fine
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@strangestloop diesel cars in cities, glass chopping boards, lights that are too bright, there are so many things!!
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@_exoconnor @selflathing was 'meetup' for me...but was it the app? or the pre-pandemic timing? or where i was at in my own life?
or are we just being foolishly nostalgic?
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@selflathing @timoshando I miss the golden age of Facebook events so much
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@selflathing Agree, I’d count them as ‘nos’ and I never take it personally. Post pandemic I’ve found people to be less willing to commit to IRL meet-ups sadly
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@rebelempiricist our grandkids will marvel at stories like these
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@timoshando A friend of mine dodged a number of tickets when the Japanese cops saw his face and said 'oh jesus a gaijin' and just waved him away.
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English friend driving a borrowed car in NZ and thought NZ drivers were slow af
Passed a cop - who pulled her over like 'wtf you doing??'
Confused, she argued she was still under the speed limit...then saw cop staring at speedo (in mph...NZ is kph)💀
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Matt Kramer 🔪@kramerposts
“Do you know how fast you were going?” I’m just a girl
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@Thomasdelvasto_ @timoshando become a dad already, you have the sense of humor for it
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@kramerposts Do a roly poly!
(Otherwise known as a ‘forward roll’)
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@cookiecarver We’ve been here before cookie!
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springtim ☀️🌺🌳@timoshando
@cookiecarver poor old Italy
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she 2’d on my factor till I authenticated
Matt Kramer 🔪@kramerposts
"How would you like to receive your one-time code?" Orally. Lip to lip. It's the only transfer protocol that is truly secure.
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@trollie_problem @thomson_xyz I like the ‘sensitive but sexy new man’ bit 😜
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@timoshando Like the iconic poster! 😊
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