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@KTisthegoat @zeusofgreek It’s not about him being able to “find space”. Are you daft? Everytime Lamine touches the ball he’s hounded by minimum 3 players. He doesn’t get the luxury of being marked by 1 players like Olise was here

@user6lack @zeusofgreek Except Yamal can’t find that space against Newcastle and Atletico Madrid ? If he can’t do it against them how can he do it against Bayern 🤣🤣🤣

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eu raspando o saco em 2 minuto no banheiro do trabalho pq a estagiária do rh aceitou beber cmg dps do trabalho de última hora

@Usergc9b @AL1_Kebab @yakobper90 It was during Pep’s prime Barca which is what the tweet was referring to? 🤣

🚨 Luis Enrique: “I've never seen such an intensity and physical level. We have to congratulate everyone”. “We deserved to win, we deserved to draw and we deserved to lose today. It was a fantastic game”.

@JesterJum It’s called a “loss-leader”. Costco is willing to take a small loss on the rotisserie chickens for the simple fact that it gets people in the store, and they’re more than likely gonna buy other stuff.

Why does a hot, delicious, and ready-to-eat rotisserie chicken cost less than a cold, raw ass chicken i gotta take home and cook myself? Can someone PLEASE answer that for me cause I just dont get it.

@cthulhu_queef @ItsarRawr Mark fighting top 2 in the verse at 21 years old vs Terra fighting fodder 💔

@ItsarRawr Wouldn’t say coddled exactly

Funniest part about the finale of invincible is that it ends with Terra technically as old as Mark 500 years in the future but still looking 20 while he’s 50

@RedactedDeGen @danielcberk Considering breaking 2 hours has now only been done by 3 humans in history, that’s an unfair argument. But they’d no doubt end up being very elite. In the top 1% for sure

@user6lack @danielcberk You can put any of those sherpas to train for marathons from the time they’re born and they’ll never break 2 hours

If I trained every single day from birth until peak physique in my mid 20s and had millions of dollars for the best coaches, nutritionists, gear, and facilities, I would *maybe* be able to run a marathon in 2:30. I literally can’t comprehend running this fast for this long.

@RedactedDeGen @danielcberk There’s nothing stopping them technically. But they put their geographical advantages to other uses, like climbing and hiking. Look at the Mt.Everest Sherpas

@user6lack @danielcberk Then why aren’t people from the Himalayas or other high elevation places elite marathon runners?

@RedactedDeGen @danielcberk It’s less genetics and more environmental conditions that shape their body. They have very high EPO production because of the high elevation in that region, but it’s something they acquire through training

@danielcberk It’s mostly genetics. There’s a reason most elite marathon runners are from that region of the world

@BCNOgi They got anally fucked 4 times by Barca last season. Bless them they were starving

Think getting your pants pulled down in public to reveal a micropenis is less embarrassing than this

hate when you’re waiting for the green man like some pedestriancel and you get absolutely jaywalkmogged by a rightofwaychad. fuck

@ReelRebel_ Battle Beast, Conquest, Tech Jacket

You have $1000 to assemble a team to fight Thragg. Who are you spending it on?

The planet can spell your name – literally. 🔤🌍 This Earth Day, see your name written in landscapes captured by Landsat: go.nasa.gov/4ak4Cdu

@afema_gilbert @skipmcoy_ @BillEdgarTimes Interesting when all but 1 prem teams got pumped in the UCL, while the “shit league” had 3 in the quarters

@skipmcoy_ @BillEdgarTimes No one cares about that shit league man

Still no team has scored 6+ goals in a top-flight game this season. That's never happened in a full season since the league began in 1888.

@CS_Jack_B @SirLeoBDasilva You’re talking about from Eve’s revival or is there another one I missed?

@SirLeoBDasilva Mark still has one more big power up waiting down the road.

There’s one detail people might miss from Invincible season finale, Mark Punched Thragg again on the head but this time, it did not hurt him. He has become stronger again.

@nuel_irl Did you watch the show? Nolan was sent to Earth to see if Viltrumites are genetically compatible with humans and if the offspring would have powers. That’s why he only started his mission after Mark got his powers.

i still wonder why Omni man didnt just slime him here and conquered earth.

@redvivisection After STATE you should’ve been filtering out the other consonants instead of trying more STA___ guesses. Skill issue

"dance if you touch kids" wordle devs:

🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Pep Guardiola: "Today I'm so, so happy that we had the honour of making the FIRST foul in the Premier League on a corner on David Raya." "Yes, we have this privilege! In the Premier League, not one foul on Raya all season, but today we were the first!" "Another title, another RECORD that we have!"