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@vmfunc

lockpicking but for computers @nullptrs, @0xud2, @tcpdirect, still dg ↝ https://t.co/vajMn3dXOE ↝ https://t.co/DQOqYxVQs1

it/them Joined Mart 2020
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the full recording for my talk @UnderscoreTalk is available and translated! persona, the free internet, the age of agentic hackers, KYC, ID verification, and censorship
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celeste@vmfunc·
@SpekuOrg we offer LIR services if you're interested
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speku.org@SpekuOrg·
@vmfunc where the fuck do i get my own asn
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Framework@FrameworkPuter·
@vmfunc Hi, we don't have a dedicated phone line for support but please create a ticket here so we can investigate: frame.work/support
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celeste@vmfunc·
CVE-2026-32875 <3
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i am extremely infuriated. heap overflow in ultrajson sitting public with a full PoC + ASAN stacktrace for a MONTH ultrajson has a heap overflow. PoC's been public for a month. i filed the GHSA (correctly), got it closed, got redirected to the public issue, then got lectured about responsible disclosure *on the public bug with the working exploit attached* i wrote the fix out of spite. that's it. that's the whole story. open source security is a fucking joke

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AlertesInfos@AlertesInfos·
🇫🇷📺 INSOLITE | Le présentateur météo de France 2 fait un "six-seven" en direct à l’antenne.
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celeste@vmfunc·
girlfriend got this custom made for me 🥺
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isabel roses@isabelrosesss·
i am here in the nix store
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celeste@vmfunc·
you can't change the past but you can rewrite the future
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celeste@vmfunc·
@pikunao_ @yurinaessance the platform you are tweeting on is powered by the same model brother would wikipedia mods accept WP:NPERSON despite the numerous requests and evidence, i would have another link to provide. feel free to read my published code and my github :)
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celeste@vmfunc·
@QOOZA_JP 大きめサイズ出してくれませんか〜🥺🙏 身長的にちょっと小さそうで…！
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celeste@vmfunc·
the full recording for my talk @UnderscoreTalk is available and translated! persona, the free internet, the age of agentic hackers, KYC, ID verification, and censorship
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celeste@vmfunc·
@vladuhat999 @Nintendo the point of these posts is to build legal evidence for whenever nintendo sues the white house
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Nafty@vladuhat999·
@vmfunc @Nintendo why everyone on twitter is triggered by white house twitter intern, who did a wii edit on iran bombings during epstein furry this was just a perfext ragebait i think
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yifei e/λ (meetmeinshibuya march 15)@yifever·
if MY girl👸🥰😍 and Claude 🤑🤩 are both drowning 💦😫🌊 and i can only save one 😔☝️1️⃣ you can catch me at my girl’s funeral 😿☠️⚰️ coordinating subagents 🤣🥷📚 ⛑️ and running them in parallel workflows 💥 TO REWRITE LEGACY SERVICES 👴🏻🙈 FROM PYTHON 🐍🐢 TO RUST 🦀⚡❗️❗️
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