Caleb Fumnaya Aloh

Abuja land is going up. Most people will pay full price. 10 people won’t. Hush Eco-View Estate Karsana, Abuja Pre-sale just opened. FCDA RofO title. Real prices. Real savings. This thread is for serious people only 🧵👇

@PoliceNG_CRU That guy shouldn’t have told them they’re on record

UPDATE: Dear members of the public, the policemen in the viral video have been identified and appropriate disciplinary actions awaits them accordingly. We seek for your support and trust as we fight impunity to a standstill. ##NoToImpunity

@KevinblakC @Iyke008 This Governor Amuneke sef 😅🤣🤣🤣

Empowering the people , 2031 is a done deal too 😂

@GeneralSnow_ Okpa-Aku eju afor The best youth empowerment and constituency project for Igbere Youths 🤣🤣🤣

Senator Orjiuzo kalu have launched his own Betting platform.

@TheSerahIbrahim @jnr_mike @trigottista Hope you were not traumatized

@jnr_mike @trigottista I was in Egypt in January I paid Visa on arrival I will make a post on it soon

Call Harry whatever you like, but don’t mistake him for someone with a low IQ.

Pre-Sale on Eco View Estate Karsana ended on the 31st of March. But because of Christ Passion Death Resurrection We will be extending the presale offer until Tuesday 7th April 2026. You don’t have any excuse again, if I were you, I will call this number 08132794689 right away. 3-Bed Terrace → ₦14.4M (was ₦20M) 4-Bed Semi-Detached → ₦20M (was ₦25M) 4-Bed Fully Detached → ₦28M (was ₦35M) 5-Bed Fully Detached → ₦40M (was ₦50M) Apartment Block → ₦80M (was ₦100M) Title: FCDA CofO Congratulations and happy Easter celebrations.

@TokyoDeepValue Sounds interesting and unbelievable.

I found a Japanese company last week. $60M market cap. $70M cash on the balance sheet. Zero debt. Profitable for 30 straight years. You are literally being paid $10M to own the business. This is what Japanese deep value looks like.

@TheAmenReigns E be things ooo

😂😂😂😂Wake up Nigerians

@officialABAT @OfficialStora25 God abeg ooo 🤣🤣🤣 The person who write this press statements and posted it needs to be investigated and relieved of his duties with immediate effect. Because tell why he wants to stand with the people of plateau rather than take responsibility and arrest the culprits.

I have postponed my trip to Iperu, Ogun State. My first duty at this moment is to stand with the people of Plateau. I will be in Jos to commiserate with families who have lost loved ones and to reaffirm that those who seek to spread fear will not prevail. We will continue to strengthen our security response and ensure that justice is done. From Plateau, I will proceed to Lagos to observe Good Friday, and then continue with scheduled engagements in Ogun, Lagos, and Bayelsa focused on infrastructure, trade, and economic growth. In moments of grief, we must stand together. In moments of progress, we must keep building. The work continues. Nigeria First. Bola Ahmed Tinubu President

@inecnigeria @ose_anenih In less than 6 hours, they have released press statements. But can’t release election results in 24 hours.

PRESS RELEASE INEC’S POSITION ON THE COURT OF APPEAL’S DECISION IN APPEAL NO. CA/ABJ/145/2026: SENATOR DAVID MARK V HON. NAFIU BALA GOMBE & ORS The Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) has received: A letter from the law firm of Suleiman Usman SAN & Co. dated 16th March, 2026, titled: “RE: NOTICE OF PENDING PROCEEDINGS BEFORE THE FEDERAL HIGH COURT AND CAUTION AGAINST ANY PURPORTED RECOGNITION OF MR NAFIU BALA GOMBE AS ACTING NATIONAL CHAIRMAN OF THE AFRICAN DEMOCRATIC CONGRESS (ADC)” written on behalf of concerned stakeholders within the African Democratic Congress (ADC) A letter from the law firm of Summit Law Chambers also dated 16th March 2026 titled: “DEMAND FOR ENFORCEMENT OF THE ORDERS MADE BY THE COURT OF APPEAL, ABUJA DIVISION IN APPEAL NO: CA/ABJ/145/2026: SENATOR DAVID MARK V HON. NAFIU BALA GOMBE & 4 ORS” written on behalf of Hon. Nafiu Bala Gombe. While the letter from Suleiman Usman SAN & Co urged the Commission not to recognise Mr Nafiu Bala Gombe as acting National Chairman of the African Democratic Congress (ADC) on account of the pending Suit No. FHC/ABJ/CS/1819/2025: Hon. Nafiu Bala Gombe v. ADC & 4 Ors. before the Federal High Court, Abuja, where the question of the leadership of the Party (ADC) is presently being contested, the letter from Summit Law Chambers, on the other hand, attached the certified True Copy of the Judgment of the Court of Appeal in Suit No. CA/ABJ/145/2026: Senator David Mark v Hon. Nafiu Bala Gombe & Ors and requested the Commission to enforce the judgement of the Court of Appeal, including: Ceasing recognition of Senator David Mark and Ogbeni Rauf Aregbesola as National Chairman and National Secretary respectively of ADC; Removing their names from the Commission’s portal; and Refraining from dealing with or recognising any actions taken by them in respect of the party in line with the preservation orders made by the Court of Appeal. Subsequently, by another letter on the same subject matter dated 27th March, 2026, Summit Law Chambers alleged that the Commission had acted in disobedience of the Court of Appeal’s Orders by: i. Inviting Senator David Mark’s group to a political parties’ meeting held on Tuesday, 24th March, 2026; and ii. Monitoring a purported National Executive Committee meeting of that group. The solicitors (Summit Law Chambers) further drew the attention of the Commission to the Motion Ex-Parte and Motion on Notice filed by their client on 15th December, 2025, seeking to prevent the 1st Defendant (ADC) from holding any convention, congress, conference, or meeting and to stop INEC from attending, monitoring, observing or recognising any activities of the ADC. They accordingly requested INEC to invalidate the NEC meeting held by Senator David Mark's group on 25th March, 2026, remove the name of Senator David Mark's group from the INEC portal, stop recognising or acknowledging correspondence from them until the determination of the pending suit before the Federal High Court, Abuja and allow Hon. Nafiu Bala Gombe to take over the affairs of ADC pending the determination of the case, and that INEC should respect the orders of the Court of Appeal in Appeal No. CA/ABJ/145/2026. ORDERS OF THE COURT OF APPEAL In its judgement delivered on 12th March, 2026, the Court of Appeal dismissed the interlocutory appeal by Senator David Mark and made amongst others, the following Orders: “Finally, it is necessary to make preservatory orders to ensure that the subject matter of the dispute pending before the trial court is not prejudiced as Courts have inherent powers to control and regulate proceedings to ensure justice...

@Waspapping_ @__yellows Small hand don touch you and you finally learnt how to shut that your jihad infested mouth.

Journalists and members of the public have continued to reach out to me, seeking clarity on whether the Office of the National Security Adviser (NSA) had any role in my arrest. Given the level of public interest and speculation, I consider it necessary to restate the facts clearly and explicitly, based strictly on my personal experience. On March 6, 2026, I was picked up by operatives of the Department of State Services (DSS) at NEPA Roundabout in Kaduna. The arrest was sudden, and no explanation was provided at the point of arrest. The following day, I was transferred to Abuja, a move I understand was carried out on the directive of the DSS Director-General. Throughout my arrest and detention, I was never informed—either directly or indirectly—that the National Security Adviser or his office ordered or had any involvement in my arrest. At no point was the NSA mentioned in connection with the decision to detain me. In fact, from everything I could ascertain, the Office of the NSA was not even aware of my situation at the time it happened. Efforts were made from different quarters to secure my release, but they did not yield immediate results. The turning point came only when my friend reached out to an official within the NSA’s office. That official intervened by engaging the DSS leadership, and from that moment, there was a clear and immediate shift in how my case was handled. I may not have full insight into the internal discussions that followed, but the process of my release became more responsive, more structured, and ultimately led to my freedom. During this period, I found the DSS as an institution to be professional in its conduct and respectful of due process and my rights throughout my detention. It is important to underline a simple but critical point: it defies logic to suggest that the same office that allegedly ordered my arrest would then facilitate or support efforts to secure my release. My experience points to the opposite. The intervention I witnessed was not that of an office acting against me, but one that contributed to the resolution of my situation and my eventual release. Much of what has circulated publicly has been based on assumption rather than fact. This account is not speculation—it is drawn directly from what I experienced. I remain grateful to everyone who reached out, showed concern, and stood by me during this period. Your support meant a great deal. Sani Buhari. (Sarki Waspapping). 01/04/2026.

@drealbigvirg Says someone that was born in 2006

Let us calm down with the lies. There was never a time egg roll was sold for 50 naira You must think this is facebook

@khanofkhans11_ @tobyasky @PaulStats 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@tobyasky @PaulStats That’s a heavy allegation. Ever since she put out that defamatory tweet I’ve struggled to associate with you. People around me now gossip about you defamatorily. I wanted to do business with you but I changed my mind. You need to sue her and clear your name.

Woke up to lots of tags 😭 Yet, you’re wondering why rape victims never get justice, it is because of losers like this. Firstly, I’ve never been involved in anything this dimwit has accused me of. She’s come into a war of words with me, she lost, she cried, and afterwards, decided to start saying all of these things without any proof. I know she is deranged, everyone does, and I pity the ones who think she’s fighting for their cause. Called my father a bastard - failed Called me ugly - failed Called me low life - failed Okay I’ll call him a rapist since I cannot win. I’ll be receiving advice but will make my first report to the Home Office, just if she bothers entering the UK. I’ll also make my reports to other necessary embassies, as I consider them low-hanging fruits, and effective. Oya make Una reduce the tag, this person is an actual nonentity. I surely pity the brands that work with her. I’ll receive advice.

@jon_d_doe You see that number 6 If you don’t take it serious, you’ll cry and your mother will side your brother and blame you or your wife. If possible, avoid any business dealings with your brother completely.

@its_Victorrr @fattylincorn_01 @OfficialStora25 If you were that intelligent, you would have made your own points without being a retard.

@CalebAloh @fattylincorn_01 @OfficialStora25 You’re unintelligent caleb

Breaking News!!! IGP Tunji Disu proposes as follows: -60-Month Transition to Decentralise Policing -3% Federal Allocation Nigeria -60% of existing police personnel to move to state services -40% to remain within federal structure -Mandatory use of body-worn cameras -National police standards board to supervise federal, state police. Emeka Amadioha Mbaise Oparah

@Johnsontaiwo_ Do justice and share to me too.

I knew people would request the roadmap. But I didn’t expect it to get this crazy 😅 I shared the Supply Chain & Logistics roadmap… Next thing, messages full everywhere. To the point where X (Twitter) had to pause me and ask if I’m actually human. I had to stop replying for some hours 😂

@Delesnr_ @realdjskillzz @fattylincorn_01 @OfficialStora25 Cool, Can you clear my doubts on the subject matters, since you have a good and better idea.

@realdjskillzz @CalebAloh @fattylincorn_01 @OfficialStora25 Clearly, you have no idea what you're talking about

@IwaRereLoju @fattylincorn_01 @OfficialStora25 Says a hoe and a retard.

@CalebAloh @fattylincorn_01 @OfficialStora25 Don’t tell me you’re this dumb

@d_reelMrMO @fattylincorn_01 @OfficialStora25 My response is in regard to the post made by the author. Additionally, that’s my own view and opinion as a Citizen, you are also free to make your own opinions too. Thank you.

@CalebAloh @fattylincorn_01 @OfficialStora25 You people think those making policies are retards. Who told you this suggestion u made wasn't debated and do u know the full available resources? Una just want to pick holes in every policy, have u even analyse the disadvantages in your suggestions.

@uhni__ @fattylincorn_01 @OfficialStora25 Says are faceless dumb that lack comprehension and lost touch with reality.

@CalebAloh @fattylincorn_01 @OfficialStora25 Writing a whole lot of nothing