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@CrazyyHub Wow, even a single slice of white bread! You can make half of a sandwich with that!

People say "support small businesses" but half of them are just like this

@DrewDisneyDude It feels like the George Washington SNL skit Fans: “so after more than a whole year, we finally get the dynamite effect in the cave?” Disney: “you asked about the height? Yep, we changed it from 40 to 38!”

NEW: Walt Disney World shared an up-close look at Big Thunder Mountain Railroad’s refurbishment, reopening on May 3 at Magic Kingdom! 👀

@ClownWorld After the third one, I’d tell her it would be easier to use a plate, these small cups are being wasted :)

“It’s a sample not a meal” I love her 😂

@_InfoGram_ Verge? He was the worst president in January 2017

BREAKING 🚨: 🇺🇸 Donald Trump is on the verge of becoming the worst President in American history.

@AOC You’re in congress, act now. 25th amendment, remove immediately.

This is a threat of genocide and merits removal from office. The President’s mental faculties are collapsing and cannot be trusted. To every individual in the President’s chain of command: You have a duty to refuse illegal orders. That includes carrying out this threat.

@FoxNews 25th amendment now. Remove immediately.

🚨 BREAKING: Trump warns 'whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again' if Iran doesn't agree to deal to end war

@CODUncensored Imagine if Falcons choose Exnid over Pred. Delusional.

If Pred is dropped from Riyadh, what team is scooping him up? 🤔

@CDLDramaCentral That’s a scary 4 tbh

🚨 Pred hints that if dropped from Falcons, he will likely join GM8 in place of Envoy and re-unite with his duo Sib Sib Pred Neptune Ghosty

@DrRitaDed “PhD in gender studies” … they gives degrees for imaginary, made-up fields?

Reminder: Not everyone celebrates Easter. Do not wish me or them a happy Easter without consent.

@piersmorgan @realDonaldTrump He didn’t have any marbles to begin with?

This is embarrassing, Delete it, President ⁦@realDonaldTrump⁩ - unless you want everyone to think you’ve lost your marbles.

@lemanadead @distributedkv type shit

@DVDAndrew @distributedkv ai be trippin dawg

bro this new harry potter series is the best thing AI has done so far 🤣

@TheDoctorLogos A needs to be different color, first 2 were clean

NBA Logo Redesign🏀❤️💙🤍 by zacdynes

@EstieMaddie I see neither squares nor circles, I see rectangles

😳 AN OPTICAL ILLUSION THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND!! 🧐 I ABSOLUTELY COULD NOT SEE IT TIL THE END!!

@CNviolations Honestly if it takes over 9 and a half minutes, and you’re the only customer….they don’t deserve any tip. What were they doing?

I feel like that went to the right person lol

@BenGeskin But also you’re waiting for a series that you already know the entire plot of sooo there’s that 🤷‍♂️ (which also makes u think what really is the point)

Feels like you’re supposed to release the show first… and then show the behind-the-scenes magic? Or is it just me 🤔

@acervocorvinal I look at the first photo and all I hear is that stupid band lmao

INTERAÇÃO: qual dessas mortes te impactou mais?

@venturetwins It’s clearly fake, the main giveaway was Dobby’s side chick’s hat says “Hogwarts” when it’s very clearly “Dripwarts” - otherwise it would be 100% real

Dripwarts Part 2 just dropped. May be better than both the HBO remake and the original movies…

@AFpost Right after he asked the cameraman how long he’s worked there, and told the makeup lady whatever makes sense

A new vice presidential portrait of JD Vance was taken, replacing the one from last year. Follow: @AFpost

@JamieBonkiewicz You forgot windmills, passing a simple test to prove he doesn’t have a concussion, ballroom, and eh throw some wandering in there

I’ll save you some time on the Iran address: • It’s Biden’s fault • 48 hours • Two weeks • Some incoherent gibberish • We’ve won • We are way ahead of schedule • It’s a little excursion • We have obliterated them • We’ve knocked out all their ships • I could open up the Strait of Hormuz • Go get your own oil • They gave us a present • NATO are cowards • Something about Nuclear weapons • Allies are useless • We need allies • Nobody’s ever seen anything like it • Fake news • DEMOCRATS • Obama • More gibberish • I know more than the generals • Greatest foreign policy ever Am I missing anything?