Henry Killinger

I am back from my twitter exile and I am happy to announce that I have won the victory over myself! I LOVE BIG BROTHER!

@KSPolish @EWErickson So pre-cook them?

@Inspectjavert @EWErickson Mushrooms are difficult to cook within or on a pizza given their water content.

Pizza night at the Erickson’s

@BradRTorgersen 1. The simpsons 2. Fraiser 3. Scrubs 4. Law and order 5. Buffy the vampire slayer

Five television shows that explain me: 1) Star Trek TNG 2) Star Trek DS9 3) WKRP in Cincinnati 4) Connections w/ James Burke 5) Robotech

@JonahDispatch @bluestein I just about a double bacon cheeseburger, rare 😃

@bluestein Nothing like a good Passover challah. Almost as good as a Yom Kippur BLT sandwich.

A Georgia Senate candidate’s Passover ad in this week’s Atlanta Jewish Times features challah. It’s the thought that counts, I guess. #gapol

@KSPolish @EWErickson Crust was a bit too thick and the mushrooms didn’t cook properly. Cheese was good and the sauce was decent though

@Inspectjavert @EWErickson Creative using an iron skillet. What was wrong with it?

@EWErickson Thank you

@Inspectjavert Oh I’d eat it.

@shadydoorags Just don’t look up what happened in the original myth

And by the end of the film, Meg will once again sacrifice herself in order to save the man she loves. And how will THAT creep thank her? By following her example and offer up his own life in exchange for hers. People always do crazy things when they're in love.

@PCGalloway @ingelramdecoucy

@ingelramdecoucy I always send them this...

They don’t think Trump is at Walker Reed, they think if they SAY “there are rumors” that Trump’s at Walter Reed people will like in to yell at them for lying so they can make money… and they’re too often right. Please read the sign:

@puppiesDoglover Cookie

I NEED A COOL l NAME !!! ☺️

@JonahDispatch @puppiesDoglover

@pureMetatron The vegetable soup they had in the school cafeteria when I was young it came with grilled cheese

I love French onion soup. What’s your favorite soup?

@wesdeviers @SuperMarxBro @fandompulse It’s something you get lots of practice with if your right of Mao because most of the entertainment industry are performative commie losers

@SuperMarxBro @fandompulse Yeah, they're enjoyable. It's okay to enjoy things made by people you have trivial disagreements with.

Matt Dinniman, author of Dungeon Crawler Carl, has choice words for The Critical Drinker: "I regret that my books have any association whatsoever with him. I hope one day to have his part in book three removed all together. It's a distraction, and the only edgelord douchebag I want people to think of when they read my books is the AI itself." Why did he feel the need to do this?

@TheCriticalDri2 He threw you under the bus years ago I have no idea why it’s only coming out now.

Lol, that's interesting since he was VERY excited to work with me and claimed to be a big fan when it benefitted him. Now that he's trying to break into TV, suddenly he's filled with "regret". Good luck sucking all that Hollywood dick, buddy. Hope it's worth it.

@MovieTalkNOW1 @darkskepticuk @TheCriticalDri2 “Parody of himself” you keep using that word. I take you’re trying to game the algorithm.

@darkskepticuk @TheCriticalDri2 Yes because calling Avatar racist wasn’t a clear meltdown. He’s become a parody of himself and you guys can’t handle it.

Understand this: The movies and shows about the crucifixion have been tame when compared to what He actually went through. Even The Passion Of The Christ was forced to hold back a little in order to avoid an X rating. Crucifixion was, and still is, arguably the most excruciating death someone can experience. The night before in Gethsemane, He was sweating blood. This is known as hematidrosis. This would have caused His skin to become extremely sensitive, thus making the beatings to come even worse. The fear He felt was the beginning of His feeling the weight of our iniquities being laid on Him. Yet - in this moment, He didn’t demand that the Father take it from Him. He only asked for the cup to pass Him over if it was within the Father’s will. Up next came the Cat of Nine Tails, or a Roman Flagrum. This was a weapon with long leather “tails”, each embedded with sharp bones and metal. He was flogged 39 times as Jewish law mandated “40 minus one”, because 40 was said to kill a man. This flogging wasn’t like being punished by your father’s leather belt. Every strike tore flesh, every strike exposed muscle. Every strike exposed nerve endings. Every strike tore flesh to the bone. This would be like getting struck with razor blades over and over again, leading to hypovolemic shock from blood loss. Oh, and the crown of thorns? These weren’t rose thorns. These were thorns which were 2-3 inches long. Beaten into his skull. These thorns would have pierced his skull, tripping the trigeminal nerve, thus causing unimaginable pain and even more blood loss from the dozens of head wounds. At this point, extreme nausea and dizziness would begin to set in. What came next? Carrying the cross. Which weighed around 300lbs. This would be like carrying two full kegs on your back. Splinters and wood grating against the open flesh on His back. And He had to carry it 650 yards, or close to a half mile. Imagine carrying a log on your back after being skinned alive. Up next? He was nailed to the cross with spikes 5-7in in length. Piercing His wrists - this no doubt pierced the median nerve, causing extreme burning sensations up and down His arms. A spike was driven through his ankles - severing nerves and tendons. This would have felt like standing on broken glass every time He pushed Himself up in order to breathe. He suffered for 6 hours. His chest muscles collapsing, making every single breath a fight for life. His shoulders were dislocated, His arms stretching unnaturally long. His heart was struggling to pump blood. He was extremely dehydrated, His lips cracking. His heart more than likely literally ruptured from the stress. And on top of all of that, He had to feel a separation with the Father for a period of time in order to REALLY bear the weight of our sin. He took up this burden for ALL sin before Him, and ALL sin which came after Him. HE DID IT ALL FOR US. To free us. To defeat sin. To give us a pathway to the Kingdom. Every sin we commit is exactly why He had to do it. And the real kicker? He knew what was coming when He rode into Jerusalem … and He didn’t turn around. He kept going. For us.

@texanscouse35 @volewhisperer @JonahDispatch Drool and puppy dog eyes puppy dog eyes and drool

@volewhisperer @JonahDispatch And puppy dog eyes!

Not sure what to make of the Pentagon controversy, but the Spaniel Inquisition is ready to get to the bottom of it.

@CountDankulaTV It great to see a truly dedicated and loving father.

It's went between a lot of things. First she was really into Miss Rachel, Little Baby Bum etc, it was Cocomelon for a while but for a good while now it has been Super Simple Songs. She still says a lot of things from Miss Rachel despite having not watched it for a while. But the best thing to do is literally narrate everything you do together. If you are walking down the stairs together say "We are walking down the stairs. Down. The. Stairs." and do this for literally everything you do. Even if it looks like it's not doing anything, trust me, it is, so keep doing it. They eventually build up word associations for items, tasks etc. Any time you pick up a toy, say what it is, if she is looking at a picture book, point to everything in it and say what it is. Also if they want something, describe what you are doing and even say things they should be saying. My daughter now says "open please" when she wants something open, or even "juice please" when she wants juice. This was because I would hold off on doing these actions until she said it, and she is starting to learn that saying words = action. It takes a while and a lot of work and you need to spend a lot of time doing it being absolutely relentless. But it has gotten to the point where my daughter is now starting communicative speech instead of just repeating words/phrases/singing songs. Also she understands absolutely everything I am saying, which has backfired because I sometimes hide the remote from her when it is time for her to go to bed so she can't put on the TV, and I said out loud where I had a hid it and she looked right at me and then walked over to the cupboard where it was and she got the remote.

@83OatDorsia @RazorFist

@RazorFist So does Hasan Piker. Fuck off zio-tard.

They refused to admit Khamenei was dead for several days. Some scratched their heads at this. But it is now obvious the plan to poison public discourse with the B.S. "Iran is winning" narrative was intended to demoralize us from the outset. To get supporters to shrivel up and hide, and incite critics to hyperbolize their tired, 2003-era anti-war vitriol. X is a living testimony to this. This was, quite obviously, a preexisting propaganda strategy put into place once the first bombs fell. Which the rapidity of the Iranian leadership's deaths greatly impeded.

@jim_noblet @83OatDorsia @RazorFist

@83OatDorsia @RazorFist

@SooperMexican @BrunusCutis Hi I’m an impatient truck driver

@BrunusCutis Hi I’m a bus