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@lady_valor_07 Delicious twats

What does this room smell like

@_ROB_29 Mulatto

What would you name him?

@AntiLeftMemes Inmate 207837

Tim Walz will be remembered as?

@ChildPleez007 They collectively have the intelligence barely above of Somalis and they chimp out in ordinary, cultural positions. They have proven to be the worst culture, they need their dads to be at home!!! They missed the bronze and Iron Age, they’re documented as inferior.

You're young. You don't understand how some yt ppl use Black people as props, then have the causcasity to pull out the, "I Have a Black Friend" card. Go read history please.

@DougBenson @ZaniesChicago @zaniesrosemont Fuck me! You’re 63!?!?! Jesus Hector Christ you need to give it up and hope you qualify for social security. What the fuck are you even doing?! You could die from sneezing and you can’t draw an audience. So depressing to be you as a senior citizen.

CHICAGOLAND! I’ll be doing stand-up at Zanies on Wells on 5/4 and a Doug Loves Movies taping the next night at Zanies in Rosemont. It’s my annual May The Fourth Be With You/Cinco De High-o shows. (A New) Hope to c u there! @ZaniesChicago @zaniesrosemont douglovesmovies.com

@DougBenson @ZaniesChicago @zaniesrosemont 10 days….. you’ve averaged .4 likes per day when you are promoting yourself on a platform with 600,000 followers!!!! You have to understand your career is deceased at this point and needs resurrection. I don’t know you, but I’ve never seen anything this bad! Try a new approach?

@DougBenson @ZaniesChicago @zaniesrosemont HOLY SHIT!!!! You got 4 likes for this!!!! TAKE THE FUCKING HINT AND APPLY AT SAM’s CLUB ALREADY! YOU HAVE NO CAREER AND YOURE RUNNING TOWARDS BANKRUPTCY.

@DougBenson 5 comments and all hate, 20 total likes after a FULL day. Your career is over you indignant loser.

This May, I’ve got shows in different area codes: Key West Chicago Rosemont, IL Los Angeles New Orleans Denver douglovesmovies.com

@BarackObama You’re going to prison

Hope isn’t blind optimism — it arises in the face of uncertainty. If you look at our history, we’ve gone through some rough patches. But we tend to come out on the other side of them stronger than before.

@demster70 Britain is not even British. We’re taking everything over. You will hear air raid sirens in your future. Pussiest soldiers of all time, defeated by colonists and saved by America 2x in WORLD WARS! Your country is pathetic and your daughters get raped by adult Muslims daily!!!

@Empireaesth Britain is dead. We’ve beaten you before and saved your ass twice. Now we are coming over to take souls and soil. You can’t even float a bloat, have no Air Force & limited, retarded troops. You let your young daughters get raped by adult Muslims. Yeah, we’re coming to end you.

Our relationship with the US is dead if they do this. The Falkland Islands will always be British.

@AmandaSimon22 @MbarkCherguia Sub-Saharan Africa completely missed the bronze and Iron Age while simultaneously being on the most resource rich continent on earth. Then they got colonized. Name one African mathematician or genius without looking it up, inventor? The culture is primitive and science backs that

@JosephPatton5 @MbarkCherguia You seriously just combined a whole races IQs to 70? Then there should be no black doctors, scientist, lawyers?? hmmm groundbreaking observation sir!! Should she also be sayin “yes slave master” I aints got no education, sir” wtf time do you think you’re livin in!!? 😒

After this man got gas, he got into his car and noticed a bunch on quarters and nickels and dimes in his cup holder. He decides to go back in and get a drink, the cashier at the Walmart gas station flat out says it’s not her job to count money and stands there ignoring him. Was it rude for him to pay in this method or is she wrong and it is her job to count it?

@AudenShirley We’re coming for all of Britain dipshit, cry harder. I will sleep well knowing your young and poor children died at the end of American artillery, they should feel proud to die to the best.

The Falkland Islands are British territory. The Trump Administration has NO right to decide the future of those island or its people who voted 99.8% to remain British in 2013.

@AmandaSimon22 @MbarkCherguia You’re right! The numbers are minuscule and the goal posts moved closer for blacks. Title IX gave blacks the ultimate advantage and they are still a culture that actively borders on handicapped. There’s very few black scientists/doctors/lawyers despite every advantage!!!

@KemiBadenoch Please fund your military, it will make our victory against your handicapped army feel at least legitimate. Still not a challenge, we’re coming for Britain and we’re taking every souls that doesn’t kneel to Donald Trump.

The Falkland Islands are British…no matter what Donald Trump says. We must defend British Sovereign territory, and to do that we must back our armed forces. Only the Conservatives have a plan to reinstate the two child benefit, and use the savings to fund our military.

@amilleraz0 They never get presents and this is the only time they see dad!!!! At least they found something to do with dollar store wrapping paper

Absolutely cooked them this my Christmas prese

@cecegkh You know this is American because that kids gonna grow up to be fat as fuck

When I was kid, we had Jiffy Pop popcorn. Watching that silver aluminum start puffing up as you heard the kernels popping was almost as good as the movie you were about watch! Give a kid a bag of popcorn at a ballgame and watch their smile and love of baseball grow! What’s your favorite snack and drink at a ballgame?

@JohnHeartWin lol, what a way to quit on an argument. Thank you for your time. Enjoy the inferno. I hope you do educate yourself, it will make our takeover that more tolerable and understandable. Adieu.

@JosephPatton5 You don’t even have a 401k

The Falklands are British. 🇬🇧

@JohnHeartWin Where do you think my 401k goes? I get rich as Britain dies. You can’t even float a ship anymore. Your country is dead and completely filled with Muslims raping your prepubescent daughters. You live in a layers of Dante’s hell, that’s documented.

@JosephPatton5 Never gonna happen, the US military industrial complex is making too much money, meanwhile my healthcare is free, and our social safety net makes the US look like the Congo or Eritrea. Thank you for your service.

@LukePollard You’re an idiot. USA is going to blow everyone up and still sleep soundly. We’re changing the name of the planet to America and we’re offing everyone that stands in the way of our planet.

The Falklands are British for as long as the Falkland Islanders want to be 🇫🇰🇬🇧