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@RealDonKeith That's a start, but there's too much "foreign aid". The US is BROKE!!! If you owed everyone and your credit cards were maxed out, you wouldn't be giving money away! Why does the US give money WE DON'T HAVE!?!

🚨Wow! Major Trump-Vance policy shift just dropped: Foreign aid will now go straight to national governments — no more routing billions through NGOs. This cuts out the middlemen who’ve turned taxpayer dollars into their own bloated business model. Effect on NGOs: Many will see their funding evaporate overnight. Expect mass layoffs, shrinking budgets, and some outfits shutting down entirely. The entire aid-industrial complex just took a body blow — no more endless grift. America First is finally hitting the middlemen where it hurts.

@Real_Ames @NobodymrRobert He died over a year ago. Hardly "breaking news".

🚨BREAKING: Reports claim Prof. Francis Boyle has been found dead just 20 days after agreeing to testify against Bill Gates and Albert Bourla over alleged concerns surrounding COVID-19 mRNA vaccines. Questions are already swirling about the circumstances of his death, with some people speculating possible foul play. Coincidence… or something more? 👀

@JebraFaushay My husband said "That's a two-fer". I'll leave it at that. You can use your imagination.

Nobody got time for those long ass posts.

@KathleenWinche3 And six months out of the year, the weather is not bike "friendly". Another money laundering sink hole.🤦‍♀️

Whoever thought this was a good idea is insane! Have you ever been on Route 1 in Saugus Massachusetts? Wow 🤯

@EricLDaugh Won't they be pissed when they find out the dildo factory is owned by a Trump supporter.😜

🚨 JUST IN: In the left's latest attempt to fire back at ICE, they have lined the fencing with DILDOS at the Whipple ICE building in Minnesota These people belong in insane asylums. They're showing solidarity with illegal criminals through DILDOS. 🤡

@JebraFaushay She was holding back a fart.

Why does Nicole Kidman keep lifting her foot like that? Is this a new pose I should know about?

@DiscussingFilm Ask Abe Vigoda.

Michael J. Fox has made a statement after CNN released a video titled “Remembering the life of actor Michael J. Fox.” “How do you react when you turn on the TV and CNN is reporting your death? Do you…A) switch to MNSBC, or whatever they are calling themselves these days, (B) Pour scolding hot water on your lap, if it hurts your fine, (C) Call your wife, hopefully she’s concerned but reassuring, (D) Relax, they do this once every year, (E) Ask yourself wtf ? I thought the world was ending, but apparently it’s just me and I’m ok. Love, Mike.”

@DannyDeraney Christopher Walken is a legend. Hilarious skit!

On this day, 26 years ago, we all got a little more cowbell.

@DesireeAmerica4 Recently went to a local, large chain supermarket & the produce guy was sleeping on the avocados. I watched him for a few minutes to make sure it wasn't a health issue & realized he was high. I told the mgr that the guy needed help & the mgr said "He's fine. He's always high."🤦‍♀️

This is why customer service is completely dead. ​A guy just wants $40 on Pump 12. Instead, he gets held hostage by a frontline meltdown. The cashier screams for "Kesha," throws herself on the floor, and acts like she's fighting a war instead of ringing up gas. ​The customer is so exhausted he literally offers to buy a Red Bull just to get her to do her job. When did we start tolerating this level of unhinged behavior in public? ​If you can't handle a cash register without throwing a toddler tantrum, you shouldn't be behind the counter.

@HustleBitch_ @Hersheys PGPR is an acronym for S.H.I.T. The minute they started using PGPR, they lost a lot of customers. I haven't had it in 20 years. Read every label. The ingredients are no longer food. And I don't care about the G.R.A.S. designation. It means nothing.

🚨 CHOCOLATIER PROVES VIRAL “FAKE HERSHEY” VIDEOS ARE REAL — AND THE REASON IS WORSE THAN PEOPLE THINK A professional chocolatier just ran late-night tests and says the viral “fake chocolate” clips aren’t fake at all. But it’s not what people think. • He bought multiple Hershey bars to test the theory • Found no major ingredient change on the label • Identified PGPR, an emulsifier used to cut costs and improve flow • Heated bars near melting point… then cooled them back down • Chocolate didn’t melt... it turned soft, bendy, almost plastic His conclusion? The structure of the chocolate is breaking down. When cocoa butter crystals lose their bond the bar stops snapping and starts flexing. Not fake. Not necessarily a new formula. Just temperature + structure failure happening in real time. Are we really supposed to believe this is normal?

@atensnut I heard that to save storage space, it doubles as a urinal.😅

NASA’s coffee cup designed specifically not to spill in zero gravity ☕️

@JebraFaushay Yes. The resemblance is uncanny.

I would have not recognized Melissa Etheridge if there hadn’t been a caption on this video. I still think it might be Neil Young with a blonde wig.

@RealGemsfinder Sure. Duct tape to tow a vehicle. Totally believable. 🤣

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@JebraFaushay Apparently he gave one 17 year old chills, at least for a few years. Tiny married Victoria Mae Budinger on Johnny Carson's Tonight show on Dec. 17, 1969, in front of 45M viewers, the highest rating. "Miss Vicki" was later an exotic dancer on Admiral Wilson Blvd. in Camden, NJ.

What is the opposite of getting chills from a good song because that’s what happens when I hear this.

@KyriClaflin @nhpr @ChairmanBuckley You're partially correct. We're against students voting in two locations; their actual home and the location of their college. Standardize the ID requirements and eliminate the fraud.

@nhpr @ChairmanBuckley This is not simply “Voter ID”. This is what you call the weaponization of voter ID laws. If you’re against student IDs as legit for voting, then you are simply against students voting. There’s a long history of that among the NH GOP.

Students who are eligible to vote in New Hampshire will now need to show a government-issued photo ID, like a passport or drivers license, to cast ballots. That’s after Gov. Kelly Ayotte signed a bill last week outlawing the use of school IDs to verify a voter’s identity at the polls. bit.ly/4tvW239

@JebraFaushay Stunning! There will be a new generation with your poster above their bed. 😜

@Ross_Berry We just put everything away on Saturday!!! BTW, it's way worse where I am! Almost 2" already and not expected to end until 2pm! 🤬

I give up.

@DschlopesIsBack Questions: Landline from control center to talk to astronauts; cameraman (was he left behind); shadows (proximity to sun or camerman); walking on moon (gravity?); wind; etc.

I have one simple question that I’m sure won’t spark any debate at all… Do you think this was real or fake?

@LarryJones Something to ponder... What would the "compliance" rate have been if people weren't threatened and coerced?

Only 15% of America's refused the COVID Vaxx. Kinda terrifying...that means that 85% of people followed the crowd. How many pure bloods are out there?

@_TipsTricks You lost me at the condoms. Were they lubed? 🤢🤢🤢

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