Mattius - Sage of Chaos

@oku_yungx Ditto

I need a nonchalant response to “I hate you”

@RepTenney You arrested anyone from those Epstine files?

REMINDER: Every Democrat wanted a cut of your tips, your overtime, and your Social Security. Republicans said no.

@jacksonhinklle China is a hybrid of communism and capitalism retard

🇨🇳 Communism is superior to capitalism. China is PROOF!

@trappychan Ok tourist

Translating otokonoko, "male girl", as "femboy" is fine and makes sense. But it's funny to act like a cultural identity where *most* adults are transfem/genderqueer (otokonoko) is somehow anti-trans (westoid "femboys") is peak westoid touristslop. It borders on mistranslation.

@MoshiMoshiMoan Friend of Nick Rekieta btw

Everyone can call off the search now, turns out they were at the courthouse telling the judge he was a pedophile.

@oshiimid @AndrewJ626 Tourist behavior

@AndrewJ626 I'm truly saddened that they had to do this. For whatever reason, sucking up to the US audience will only degrade the quality of future Godzilla films made in jp.

GODZILLA MINUS ZERO: Thanks to the naivety of the U.S. pushing nuclear tests, Godzilla returns in a larger, much more menacing form and finally reaches... New York. We got to see BTS that teased a lot of the Japanese set pieces as well, with Yamazaki using IMAX cameras #CinemaCon

הלב נשבר💔 רס״ם (מיל׳) אייל אוריאל ביאנקו בן 30, מקצרין הי״ד, נהג רכב כיבוי אש, נפל בקרב בדרום לבנון. שולח תנחומים וחיבוק גדול למשפחתו ולחבריו ומתפלל יחד עם כל עם ישראל לרפואת הפצועים ולשלום החיילים. יהי זכרו ברוך🕯️

@RepFine Didn't Israel drop 100+ bombs in 10 min in Lebanon? Maybe shut the fuck up you fat disgusting pig

Never again.

@7aejin Ok tourist

dont tweet my series again fat larper

@harukaawake You have our permission to beat his ass

🇯🇵 A tourist from New York was captured spray painting graffiti in Shimokitazawa, Tokyo. This type of behavior should get you immediately deported from Japan.

@chrollokitty Alright then let's repeal the 19th amendment

yall gotta stop acting like girls magically turn into a fully grown adult the minute they turn 18 likeee

@JackPosobiec Enjoy your eternal stay in Hell buddy

“And then we all crashed out because Trump posted a meme”

The pope should take time off politics, to study the bible and learn who Jesus Christ was.

@michaeljknowles Gluck gluck gluck

It was right and responsible that the President deleted the post. I'm impressed he took responsibility for it, as I doubted—and daresay continue to doubt—that he personally made and posted it. But the buck stops with POTUS, so good on him for taking it down and moving on.

@MelonieMac @GPrime85 How's your Satanist friend Styx doing Mel?

@GPrime85 I recalled you saying you weren't a believer, but either I remembered wrong or you changed. Either way this is good to hear!

The word “Christian” has been diluted to near-worthlessness, abused by countless charlatans who display zero spiritual fruit. I’d call myself a sinner in need of forgiveness who places his trust in the living Christ, but maybe I’ll discover a shorter word for that. Is that sufficient, or do I need to file an application with you first?

@neyikaybettik He actually did ask them lol

Netanyahu: ➖"Naziler Yahudilerden nazikçe gitmelerini mi istedi? 'Lütfen gidin mi?' dediler... Bunu yapan var mı? 'Çıkın da içeri girelim mi?' dediler, tabii ki hayır."  Bu konuşmasıyla kendisinin de Nazi olduğunu kendi ağzıyla itiraf etmiş oldu.

@MelonieMac Your gonna need this

People are so quick to assume the absolute worst about each other even without the facts. This Trump situation included.

@SmashJT This is gross

Trump posts pic of him in Jesus garb healing the country. Media freaks. His response? It’s supposed to me as a doctor! LMFAOOO I swear we will never have a funnier guy in charge 🤣 🤣 🤣

@JackPosobiec i hope you enjoy hell, your gonna be there forever

If the Pope is going to get political, he's going to get a political response. A lot of people were not around here for Pope Francis! Gosh

Step aside Fiona, its my turn to transform Shrek's cucumber into a pickle