Cuthbert

What the media won’t tell you is the charity work I did before my career as a birthday cake. Indeed, I made several trips to Uganda with Harry in the noughties and in 1993, I helped build a primary school in Botswana.

This is huge… #TheTraitors

@AldiUK This is demeaning

If you’re single this Valentine’s, we officially give you permission to scran a whole cuthy b in one sitting x

@AldiUK I don’t agree to this

If we bring you a Cuthbert on your birthday, can we get a pasty on ours?

@GaryLineker #ad

Wolves have been terrific but they couldn’t finish a packet of crisps.

@AldiUK I’m insulted

"Hello world🥴" bit.ly/PoundlandSelli…

@AldiUK Yeah whatever Colin’s trash anyway

Cuthbert VS Colin next?

@AldiUK I was in VIP with Percy Pig

Can’t believe they cropped us out!..

@AldiUK Love this

Whitney on the beach           admin on the tweets                                         🤝                            creating the drama  #loveisland

@Specsavers @AldiUK Yeah he’s an idiot

@AldiUK Save that one for Colin's lawyer

"It's a hard life being second best to @AldiUK all the time"

@Specsavers Shut up

Did Colin write this?

@AldiUK @Tesco @Morrisons @asda @sainsburys @LidlGB @waitrose @IcelandFoods @coopuk I’ll come lol

Anyone fancy coming round for some cake tomorrow? #CuthParty @Tesco @Morrisons @asda @sainsburys @LidlGB @waitrose @IcelandFoods @coopuk

@AldiUK Why am I not on the front

The most special of buys – the Limited Edition #CheckOutDuty. Available today only.

I have informed the BBC that I won’t be appearing on MOTD tomorrow night.

@MarcusRashford Eat some tasty cake and move on x

I wish we could play a game today to try and put things right. The result is the result, and we can’t see past that! We must not let it define our season. We have to trust the process and stick together.

@AldiUK You’ve pud them to shame lol

We’re just that good

@AldiUK He would because he’s an idiot

No x Bet Colin says yes

Before Twitter dies I just want to say Colin is an idiot

@AldiUK @nbrly 🥳🥳 1-0

Will Kevin be home alone this Christmas? #KevinTheCarrot #AldiAmazingChristmas If you’re able to help the fantastic team at @nbrly, please visit bit.ly/3WNyAiw

@AldiUK If there’s a Colin you should step on it

There was a spaghetti maker in the middle aisle, but we walked right pasta #NationalPastaDay

Amazing to think Charles will have most likely wiped his bum after a poo for the first time as King today.