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@tracybeanz No

To my Floridian followers, answer “yes” or “no.” Is Byron Donalds BELOVED in Florida? Not NY. FLORIDA.

@_samantha_joy Might have better luck hiring a dominatrix? lol (but for real, good luck!)

I need a doula who's bringing the "there's no crying in baseball" vibe, the Whiplash drum-until-you-bleed vibe. none of that: "you're so powerful, you got this mama! xoxo" I want a doula to mock me, "you're weak, aren't you? you don't have what it takes, do you?"

@BobSimmons007 @RealCandaceO Charlie's legacy was Truth. Wanting the truth and uncovering very suspicious ties/actions isn't illegal or even immoral.

Charlie Kirk’s name is still trending everyday on X. This case has been kept alive, not by the powerful “friends” he made in politics, but by the many people all around the world that he never met; people who have dedicated their personal time to research and to share what they know—the many of us who are now united in our sense that Charlie was betrayed and that finding out why and by whom matters deeply. Charlie would be proud. Thank you to everyone who is fighting for truth. It does matter.

@Texas_Ginger @New_E_Mom Cane for an "old man" is a favorite in my house for some reason. Magic wand, conductor wand occasionally, magic staff but yeah, mostly weapons.

@New_E_Mom Weapons and worm whispering. Are ther other uses for sticks?

Political compass: what other moms allow their sons to do with sticks

@rudefirstlady @washghost1 It's unfair to assume he is childfree by choice. What if they just lost their 8m old baby to SIDS & her screaming is triggering his PTSD? It'd be one thing if the baby was happily babbling but prolonged screeching is unacceptable in public. Everyone knows this.

@washghost1 He’s entitled to a child free life, not a child free world. Babies cry and are loud. Leave babies and mamas alone. It’s already hard and discouraging. We know ppl are staring and talking. We’re just as uncomfortable I promise.

She should at least pick the kid up and try to soothe her instead of letting her make all that noise

🚨OH. MY. GOSH!!!! An audit of Hurricane Helene Relief Funds, just uncovered ABSURD EXPENSES including: >2,000 Rhinoceros-Shaped Stress Balls >Fidget Toys >Succulent Plants >Massage Chairs > Aromatherapy Staff >Red Light and Salt Therapy >Foot Detoxes >Mental Health Flowers >Guided Bird Song Walks >$14,000 on "Headspace app Subscriptions" >$10,000 on "wellness journals" >A "Sobriety Bowl" Pizza Night WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!

@WhiteHouse @SebGorka Only if it ends with "The Iran war was a mistake and is now over..."

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@mattrife God is so so good❤️

God is good 🙏🏼🥰

@Mr_Garzo @mattrife In the rain! In the shine! God is good all the time❤️

@mattrife All the time. If he ain’t, then you lying!

@JesterJum So you're saying I'm screwed for wanting to start with 10-15?

Dont let anyone talk you out of getting those 3 chickens. Those 5 chickens will be the best 25 chickens you've ever met.

@BlackLooneyTune @RealTristanHamm He goes to the vet for his horse bits and the doctor for the human bits.

“A vet is a type of doctor” 🤓

@Based_BG But we don't have to be...because He was and is perfect and His blood paid our sin-debt.

@Based_BG Jesus' sacrifice covers ALL of your sin. Past, present and future. That isn't to say you should just willfully continue to live in sun, but when we accept that we can't do this alone and we are in need of a savior who can, then our behaviors start to change. We won't be perfect..

As a Christian, I really hope that the Second Coming of Jesus Christ happens soon. But as a sinner, I'm worried about it because I don't want Jesus to encounter me still covered in sin. And I keep sinning. Does anyone else feel this way?

One of my kids won't eat mashed potatoes, or mac 'n cheese, or baked beans. 🤷‍♀️ It's a mystery. Maybe he got switched at birth cause those are like my 3 fav foods.

@GreatLakesWife_ They never tell u about the grandma regression. Happens to all of them 😔. Rub whiskey on the gums & they mellow out!

@FraserBerryFarm @GreatLakesWife_ OMG I'm totally going to use this next time my mom says something.

My mom stayed over last night. I keep trying to explain the 4 month sleep regression, but she says she doesn’t remember that and if baby keeps waking up and crying we should take her to the doctor. I am going to lose my mind

@Ac3yway @mary_got_grace Thanks 😅😅

@MrsMobManda @mary_got_grace Nah you’re not going nuts. That was my thought after I commented haha definitely dubbed.

JESUS LOVES YOUUUUUUU 💕

@Ac3yway @mary_got_grace Ok this was my first thought and after scrolling the comments I thought I was going nuts cause no one else mentioned it. There's no way that audio goes with the vid.

@mary_got_grace Tryna catch the beat but she must be bobbing her head to a whole different rhythm. Can’t figure it out.

@Makeitstop73699 Welcome home, neighbors.

Today, April 20th, marks exactly two months since we arrived in the United States as refugees fleeing South Africa. We came with nothing but determination. Today, we stand on our own two feet: SSC, EAD, and US driver’s licenses secured. My son and I both have full-time jobs, reliable transport, and we’re about to move into our own place — paying our own rent and utilities with zero burden on American taxpayers. Every single day, we get closer to full self-sufficiency. We are not here to take — we are here to build, contribute, and repay the extraordinary privilege of calling America home. To the United States government and the American people: thank you. Thank you for the opportunity to escape violence and chaos, and for giving us the chance to become proud, productive members of the greatest nation on Earth. We will not waste this gift.

@sircalebhammer The Left has an issue with the truth. So if you speak the truth, they won't interact with you unless you force them. 🤷‍♀️

Friends- I need help. I keep getting TV/podcast invites from creators/channels that lean right, or are clearly on the right. I have NO issues with that- I’ll talk to anyone. But I NEED some left wing creators/channels to chat with for balance before I accept more. HELP!!!