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Jason Optional

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Jason Optional
Jason Optional@Nitterghost·
@Mericamemed Or at least pointless drivel about how much time and effort you’ve spent learning the fine art of pressure washing different surfaces.
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Jason Optional@Nitterghost·
@Mericamemed It’s because no one respects him. No one wants to know the thoughts of the pressure washer cleaner. That’s why it’s the profession voted most likely to start ASMR channels. No talking, just cleaning.
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MERICA MEMED@Mericamemed·
Some customers are worth sending to your competitors
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Jason Optional@Nitterghost·
@Idizwutidiz @BenjaminHawth17 @maklelan If you believe Dan, you just stop existing when you die. Who cares about ‘intellectual crushing’ against the vast future of non-existence? Talk about not having your eyes on the prize. You need to figure out why you need to accumulate knowledge you can’t retain.
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Rajah Manchou of Vorito@surskitmaxxing·
@jesse_k_fox @stackerco Hm. That’s a wise understanding of Jesus’s teachings by Elder Uchtdorf. I’m impressed As church members the thought is always that we must be the good shepherd going after the one who is lost, but yeah, that is Jesus’s role in the parable—not ours
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Stacker@stackerco·
We haven’t been to church since March. Is this how it begins?
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KonstantineKalz@KonstantineKalz·
@A_Sober_Drunk @DissentFu Yeah, man, so cool swinging a hammer and making less than six figures in base salary without overtime is amazing bro
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I Dissent@DissentFu·
I am 52 years old. I have been working since I was 15 years old. I have no savings, no retirement, and will never own a home before I die. And there is now a trillionaire.
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Jason Optional
Jason Optional@Nitterghost·
@MensHumor How have your children not realized that sports, even water polo if broadcasted, will cut to T&A in the crowd whenever possible? How are your kids not like ‘oh, just some thot eye candy so you don’t have to go direct from Bill Gates to Larry David’?
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Men's Humor@MensHumor·
"Mom, Dad, look! Tom Cruise is with David Beckham!" "Hey, it's Bill Gates!" "Oh look, it's..., I wonder who these two are. Why are they famous..."
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Jason Optional@Nitterghost·
@Primary_Pianist Oaks believes in heavenly mothers because he is on record correcting himself when he said heavenly mother… the only question is if he meant god has many wives and we are all half brothers, or some combination… or that two female ‘mother gods’ can form intelligences.
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The Primary Pianist
The Primary Pianist@Primary_Pianist·
"Mormons believe X because of the King Follett Discourse." That's like defining Christianity by someone's notes from a pastor's conference sermon instead of the Bible. The King Follett Discourse is an important historical sermon, but it isn't a canonized section of scripture, and we don't even possess a word-for-word transcript.
John@6FLZyat4oG

@hvworlton @Primary_Pianist Words have specific meanings. What your interpretation of Joseph Smith's words? "God himself was once as we are now, and is an exalted man, and sits enthroned in yonder heavens! That is the great secret."

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Jason Optional@Nitterghost·
@ThoughtfulSaint I think he means father god, and by extension the mother goddesses. Oaks corrected himself when he said mother, to mothers. Did he mean father god has many wives, or that some people have two mommies like my friend at school? It'd be a cool D&C 139 for Oaks to claim that!
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Jason Optional@Nitterghost·
@DavoustBaldPate @Primary_Pianist *four meaning father god, Jesus, Holy Spirit(who hasn't been made a man then god yet, really...) and heavenly mother(not sure if Joe knew of the plurality of mother gods Oaks is currently receiving revelation on)
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Jason Optional@Nitterghost·
@DavoustBaldPate @Primary_Pianist It was ongoing revelation, and then he was martyred, you brute. I imagine him responding to critics about plurality of gods: "What a thing it is for a prophet to be accused of teaching men can become gods, and having four already, when I can find only one!"
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Jason Optional@Nitterghost·
@Rog973521 @Primary_Pianist Especially since there are still mormonist claims that 'it was ongoing revelation, and was going to be clarified but he was martyred' I bet he'd say something like, 'They ask me if we can all become gods, well, I say, I can only find but one God!
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Jason Optional@Nitterghost·
@RestoredTruth8 @RigdonNancy3 Yeah, she missed Genesis 50:30 on Clearly Joseph is that prophet. I wish it would have gone on to say, and that prophet will defy the commandment of God, refuse to raise a seed, and be destroyed’ which would have been a total slam dunk
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Dave@StandAndKnox·
@Pearlywhitfs27 Crazy thing to say when you’re most popular apologist is a black Democrat from BYU that DEFINETLY isn’t gay. Regardless of how he sounds.
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Dave@StandAndKnox·
I don’t believe for a second the Mormons acting up all of a sudden has nothing to do with the Bricks and Minifigs story. They had one thing kinda going for them, which is everyone said, “At least they’re nice heretics.” Now that the current most popular documentary series on the internet exposed the theft and corruption they actually engage in within their communities, they lost the one thing that made people look past all the heresy and craziness.
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Jason Optional@Nitterghost·
@Thundergod9010 @chadpostolico @ChadTheBad I remember how my brother used to call me names and say I’m not really related to the family. And this was just last week. So don’t feel down, they’re just treating you like a brother actually would.
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Another Son of Thunder@Thundergod9010·
@chadpostolico @ChadTheBad Yep. That's the intent. "Christians" engaging in bullying, name-calling, contempt, hatred, distortion, lies, etc. Cuz that's what they think Jesus would do er something. It PERFECTLY matches our expectations of you.
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Chad@ChadTheBad·
All due respect I’ll call you LDS at my own discretion. I’m Roman Catholic so I don’t believe you are saints, so you are asking me to lie. But mostly I won’t because it doesn’t actually do you any favors. It’s like the N word. It’s only effective if it hurts feelings. You disarm it when you make it your own. It’s the rhetorical “turn the other cheek.” I get called papist, Romanist, Mary worshipper, etc, so I’ll even call myself those things. They’re words that don’t bother me. I know what I am. I don’t need other people validating me with the right titles. When I pre-empt them I am telling them “there’s no pride to be found here, sorry to disappoint,” and indeed it does disappoint. Not sure what your religion teaches but there’s tremendous advantage in being able to make fun of yourself. It’s a form of humility, the way I see it. So Mormon it has to be my friend.
Brigham's Burner@FiredUpCoug

@ChadTheBad Pro tip. Call us Latter-Day Saints and you'll find more of us to talk to. A lot of us have muted the keyword Mormon in the last few days because it's not a word we used to describe ourselves, and most posts that use it are from people who hate us.

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Jared Bell@jaredadairbell·
Satanism is... *checks notes* …literally heaven on earth.
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Jason Optional@Nitterghost·
@WhoIsJGalt1776 @JasontheLayman @ThoughtfulSaint @emuse1955 No. I just freely choose to believe Joe was right, and an angel with a sword was stalking him since 1831, demanding he raise a seed. But he continuously disobeyed the commandment, letting Emma usurp his authority(allegedly through poisonings). And after Nancy’s rejection…well…
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Thoughtful-Faith@ThoughtfulSaint·
Saying its an "Undeniable Historical Fact" that Joseph Smith "died in a shootout" is just why unbiased people wont take @emuse1955 seriously. Like we know from the first hand witnesses what happened... and calling this a "shootout" just shows how far you are willing to go to push your own bias in your analysis of history. youtu.be/hX2hmIKl1MY?si…
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Ethan Muse@emuse1955

Reviewing my Mormonism debate on @CapturingChrist with @TradVat2 tonight at 8PM EST. youtube.com/watch?v=eI8hl7… Just a reminder that these are *undeniable historical facts* about the foundational prophet of Mormonism: --He was a prominent diviner and necromancer whose main source of income was hunting for treasure with the seer stones that he later used to 'translate' the Book of Mormon throughout the entire period when he later claimed that he experienced the series of apparitions upon which Mormonism was based. --The consensus among Joseph's neighbors was that Joseph and his relatives were unscrupulous, disreputable, and dishonest - and that they had told lots of contradictory stories about the discovery of the golden plates. There is early, directly and indirectly corroborated, sworn testimony that he communicated with evil spirits using the stones, that he offered animal sacrifices to appease evil spirits in failed attempts to gain access to hidden treasure using the stones, etc... --Joseph Smith was arrested for his money-digging activity. The defense that he - along with friendly witnesses that testified in his defense - offered during a preliminary hearing was that Joseph *really did have magical abilities.* And he described experiences that *could not possibly be explained by a sincere mistake or genuine confusion* but are either lies, borderline psychosis, or genuinely paranormal events. --On the evening when he later claimed that he encountered the angel Moroni, Mormon friendly witnesses confirm that he had just gotten back from an unsuccessful treasure quest. Numerous, converging lines of historical evidence indicate that the *original account* he gave of the discovery of the plates involved *an evil treasure guardian* rather than a prophetic calling and an interaction with an angel and that his later accounts *gradually developed over time to include more and more religious content and to strip away the occult context.* These golden plates were supposedly the source text for the Book of Mormon. --According to Mormon friendly sources, when Mormon missionaries brought the 'Gospel' to Kirtland, a demon rampage broke out among the early Mormons and they began to engage in bizarre and erratic behavior due to demonic influence. Then, when Joseph came and tried to institute authorities to manage the demon rampage, he laid hands on a guy to ordain him as a high priest, the guy he was trying to ordain was instantly demon possessed and began convulsing. Then the demon took turns possessing everybody in the room all day and for the greater part of the night. --Throughout each phase of Joseph's prophetic ministry, basically every high-ranking member of his Church was possessed by a demon and/or deceived by a demon into promulgating false revelations in the name of God, including Joseph himself. This despite the fact that these high-ranking members claimed powers of discernment and spiritual authority over demons that were totally inconsistent with these episodes - and even several episodes contradicting authoritative revelations promulgated by Smith in canonized LDS 'Scripture.' --In the final weeks of his life, Joseph was indicted for the sex crimes of adultery and fornication. Joseph vigorously maintained his innocence until his dying breath. Even conservative LDS historians now concede that he was objectively guilty of these sex crimes since they were defined by reference to legal marriage. Two weeks after his indictment, he would incite the destruction of a printing press that told the truth about his sexual misconduct. Two weeks after that, he died in a shootout in Carthage Jail while awaiting trial.

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Jason Optional@Nitterghost·
@SalManila8 @ThoughtfulSaint @BenBird53920553 He was just destroying him per the angel’s instructions… After Nancy rejected Joe knowing what would happen… Joe probably knew he was on borrowed time ever since she didn’t accept ‘happiness’. She should have given him seed so he could live to be 85, IYKYK
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Thoughtful-Faith@ThoughtfulSaint·
This is a test. If you watch this video (which recounts the basic facts of how Joseph Smith and his brother was murdered)…. And then you say Joseph Smith was “killed in a shoot” We know that you are not someone that should be taken seriously. youtu.be/hX2hmIKl1MY?is…
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