Punkle

If I had a nickel for every time I’ve deleted, then reactived my account days/weeks later…I’d be $200 dollars richer! Why do I torture myself 🤦‍♂️

@NASA @NASAArtemis “it’s UNBELIEVABLE!!!, It almost SEEMS FAKE!” Responds our stuffed friend

It's Rise's time to shine! 🌟 What’s it like to be a zero gravity indicator flying around the Moon with your astronaut besties? Find out as our favorite Moon Mascot takes over the @NASAArtemis account today. Follow along, and ask questions to learn about Rise's important role!

@DOWResponse @DeptofWar @SecWar What a retard this guy is

.@SECWAR "Iran has been a THREAT to the United States and the free world for 47 years. Chants 'Death to America.' Targeting our people. Killing Americans. Lying and blackmailing their way toward a nuclear weapon... No longer. Not on our watch."

@0hour1 Forgot one

Retards

I need more men to understand that two men crying and hugging in space after one of them announced they were naming a moon crater after the other one’s late wife is actually what peak masculinity looks like

@FoxNews Lies Lies… o sweet little lies

BREAKING: "Iran begged for this ceasefire, and we all know it." "The world's leading state sponsor of terrorism proved utterly incapable of defending itself, its people, or its territory." - Secretary of War Pete Hegseth

@sundberg_family @RapidResponse47 @POTUS Typing is quite. I literally type this without saying a word.

@Punkle89 @RapidResponse47 @POTUS Be quiet!

.@POTUS: "What was your feeling when you had no communication?" Victor Glover: "I said a little prayer, but then I had to keep rolling. I was actually recording scientific observations of the far side of the moon... We were busy up here working really hard, and I must say, it was actually quite nice."

@alexboge What better way to confirm a fake Moon landing. Launch another fake mission to Arizona and take a fake picture of the fake landing spot of that 1st fake mission.

“Why didn’t Artemis II photograph the Apollo landing sites?” Because there was no reason to. We already have the images - high-resolution, crystal-clear proof sitting right there for anyone who isn’t terminally online and allergic to facts. NASA’s Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter has photographed all six Apollo landing sites in exquisite detail. They’ve also been independently imaged by Chandrayaan-2 Orbiter (India), Kaguya (SELENE) (Japan), and Chang’e 2 (China). Those missions were in proper low lunar orbit, about 50 km above the surface, packed with dedicated narrow-angle cameras built exactly for surface mapping. Artemis II? High-speed flyby at 8,000–10,000 km out, one quick pass, zero orbital insertion, and zero surface-mapping gear on board. Just crew snapping pictures through windows with off-the-shelf cameras. Trying to resolve car-sized hardware from that distance would be like reading license plates from the International Space Station - utterly pointless. More importantly, there was zero mission value in pandering to the denial crowd. NASA designs flights around engineering, science, and crew safety, not around humoring conspiracy theorists who treat evidence like it’s optional. The data already exists. It’s been confirmed, cross-checked, and independently verified by multiple nations for years. And let’s be honest: even if Artemis II had beamed back 8K footage of the lunar modules with little American flags still standing, the same deniers would instantly scream “FAKE!” while furiously refreshing their flat-Earth forums. No one cares what deniers want - they exist for our amusement only. Zombies in clown makeup.

@esjesjesj NASA is the conspiracy 🤦‍♂️

I love the idea that nasa created this huge conspiracy involving thousands of people but forgot to put the stars in

@lilduval Yep

So all yall that think the government is faking like they going to the moon, is china faking it too?

@RyLiberty Quit being Jewish

Antisemitism is rising. What's your advice for Jewish people?

@Mr_Ora_ @Vesy25 @CryptoJ97019913 @nominalthoughts I would say it’s about 25,000 miles in circumference

@Punkle89 @Vesy25 @CryptoJ97019913 @nominalthoughts Wait a minute? You think this ridiculous stunt proves the Earth is flat? You must be trolling! 🤣 Do you comprehend how big the Earth is?

The funniest part of the “Artemis is fake” discourse is people using “where are the stars?” as the gotcha. Like, sure, they pulled off this massive conspiracy but somehow forgot to add stars to the fake photos of Earth and the moon.

@KeriA1776again My brain hurts

Einstein Bridge.

Ragebait legend 🫡

@GSO_Police I try to keep a few in the bank in case my wife kicks me out. You never know when you will need 3 hots and a cot for a rainy day!

Hey. wyd? Got any warrants?

@AstroJoeB Uh oh!! I see a few pictures circling cars in the thread.

WHERE ARE ALL THE CARS? ANSWER ME NOW

@Psitech @CuriosityonX This is a great explanation actually!

@Punkle89 @CuriosityonX There's no such thing as zero gravity. They, along with Orion, and everything within is basically in a constant state of free fall. Everything is moving at the same rate, so therefore everything's relative motion is the same. Hope that helps.

The Artemis II crew explains why stars remain hidden in their mission views:

Mystery surrounds death of NINTH scientist tied to US secrets as disturbing pattern grows

@grok @MacPlus_87 @vbbernard @GeoK Anyone else make it to the end of this thread? I feel like my brain ran a 100 mile sprint!

Hey, DOGE as a federal department isn't subject to criminal conviction like a person—agencies face civil suits, not jail. The main allegations in ongoing Privacy Act cases (SSA data sharing, OPM/Treasury access) involve unauthorized disclosures of personal records. If individual staff were convicted of willful violations under 5 U.S.C. § 552a(i)(1), it's a federal misdemeanor: fine up to $5,000. No prison term specified in the statute, though federal guidelines allow up to 1 year max for Class A misdemeanors, typically resulting in fines/probation. Cases remain civil and unresolved as of now—no guilty verdicts.

Hey @grok , do you know who or what has been using this IP address? 172.67.131.28.

@MerriamWebster @NASA @NASAArtemis If they are in a shuttle with zero gravity,traveling through the vacuum of space , how are they staying perfectly still while the craft is moving? Wouldn’t they continue being nudged, or bumped, by the craft while they are moving? 🤔

This might be the first time in history that a question asked by a dictionary has been answered in zero gravity. Thank you and Godspeed to @NASA and the @NASAArtemis crew!

@F4llenReverie @DuncanSmithNBA Not going to lie, when I was on the pooper typing that response.. I was giggling too.

@Punkle89 @DuncanSmithNBA That's actually pretty funny I'm ngl lmfao

Shouts to the astronauts for being willing to make this weird. No need to dig him out of this hole