Colton December 🏴‍☠️

A man's worth is no greater than the worth of his ambitions. -Marcus Aurelius. My ambition is to be the best man I possibly can be. I want to be smart, strong and a protector of the weak and innocent. I will move mountains for the people I care about.

@midniteMagiC79 Me too, me too.

Im tired.

@MarieJuana6985 @TinyTattedMama3 I've honestly never checked if I've been blocked, and idt I've blocked anyone.

@TinyTattedMama3 A guy blocked me when he was trying to make a move in DMs talking about being a Dom and saying I was submissive. I told him he wasn't going to get what he wanted from me so he said my loss and blocked 🤣🤣

What was the weirdest reason someone blocked you? I think mine was once before, someone ordered off my wishlist & I wasn’t home to receive it at the time, they knew & said enjoy your vaca & don’t worry. I still thanked them for the gift. 2 days passed & I got a dm (cont below)👇🏻

@MarieJuana6985 @TinyTattedMama3

@TinyTattedMama3 They get weirder 😭🤣

@tsro24 @JediTimbob @wifflewaffel @just_mindy I can see it now 😂

@Reaper_Colin @JediTimbob @wifflewaffel @just_mindy She looks like a goat

I know that stance, she’s self conscious about her flabby arms

@shalomninja I haven't been in a church in 13+ years

@Reaper_Colin Church

Any dating tips and advice? Like where to go that isn't a bar?

@shalomninja It'll grow back

I'm thinking about shaving the beard off. 😬

@shalomninja It's been ten years since I've seen the skin under it

@deltaozzimo @bencohen_jewish Lol

@bencohen_jewish You’re *

If you don't like Israel your just like Hitler

@LavenderXLovely Thighs to nap on would fix 75% of mine.

A bicep to nap on would fix at least 73% of my problems.

@ConservativeGG3 This is felt.

Whoa!!! I have felt all the feelings from this!! This person is right. Communication is everything and I hope they find someone who will communicate with them. #CommunicationIsEverything

@UltimoLegend Okay cool, cool cool cool

@SleepyStreamsX Lmao 🤣

@Reaper_Colin Try and get another job in a bigger town Or start dealing drugs Or join the military Or dont

@LavenderXLovely So no music for me tonight. But I'm in a blue grass, blues, country/rock kinda vibe.

@LavenderXLovely I just got back to the hotel from a fair with my son. So I'm trying to relax in the AC and we are probably gonna watch a movie

Half dressed, music on… This feels like one of those evenings meant to be shared.

@hidden_asmr Should we check on @smartassrhjz ?

How I feel like when I'm ovulating lmaoo 🤣🤣

@SleepyStreamsX I live in a very small town, and I work overnights. That's part of the problem.

@Reaper_Colin Go to the coffee shop downtown everyday Eventually you bump into someone

@_butt_cheeks_ @thesego2eleven Agreed

@thesego2eleven @Reaper_Colin ✍️🏻✍️🏻✍️🏻

@LAsleuth22 I already get told I look younger than I am 😂

@Reaper_Colin I support this idea! You’ll look younger I think 👍🏻