Will Allen

Hey @apple, I think your sleep tracking algorithm needs a tweak?

@MikeDrucker @atrupar “Was I ever drunk at my job? I don’t know, I don’t remember”

“I don’t listen to the news” is such a funny answer to “Were you ever drunk at your job?”

@zillowgonewild I have, or rather I don’t have, four and half million reasons not to buy it 😢

Is there any reason not to buy this

@Kareybean @True_Zenith @JeremiahDJohns Why would we do science when we can just blow up boats full of brown people?

@True_Zenith @JeremiahDJohns You mean a study on the neurobiological effects of addiction? Yeah, that’s certainly a waste of money since nobody in the US is affected by addiction. 🙄

This is the true legacy of DOGE - the utter decimation of medical research. MAGA idiots will try to tell you this is just cutting DEI programs. Keep in mind DOGE was filled with such idiots they killed physics grants that mentioned 'polarization' (of light) because of "DEI".

@davidyelland @TheAtlantic @PrivateEyeNews Similar to all the MPs described as being “tired and emotional” in the House of Commons

FBI Chief Suing @TheAtlantic for accusing him of being a drunk is a tough fan hitter to counter. @PrivateEyeNews used to call me 'thirsty' when I was Editor of The Sun and I took legal advice. Went to see George Carman. He took me for 'a quick snifter.' All a blur after that.... you have to laugh... 🤣 Oh the arrogance of the drinking alcoholic is hilarious.. the Eye was right about me then... and George... though Kash Patel may be innocent of course...

@marceelias They waited until now because they didn’t want to take the spotlight off infrastructure week or the new healthcare plan

🚨BREAKING: FBI director Kash Patel said that his agency will soon make arrests – maybe this week – in connection to the 2020 presidential election, which he claims was rigged. democracydocket.com/news-alerts/fb…

@bilbosfootcomb @DeborahMeaden As a bonus for him, this means Ainsley Earnhardt is, doctrinally, no longer an adulterous whore

There are uncountable saints who chose to be tortured to death rather than do what Hannity just did for his master

@JeffWin57756218 @SpecialPuppy1 Nothing in the constitution requires a state to allocate all its electoral college votes to the winner of the popular vote in that state

@SpecialPuppy1 The system we have now works as designed and works better than ANY alternative. Stupid discussion since ANY change will require a change the US Constitution.

Would supporters of the Electoral College be okay with every state allocating electoral votes proportionally? For example, if Trump won 38% of the vote in California, he’d get about 21 of California’s electoral votes instead of 0. If not, why not?

@BlueCollarBrit @Polymarket He will simply state that it is the best deal in the world ever and infinitely better than Obama's, and anyone contradicting him will be called out for being anti freedom and suffering from TDS

@Polymarket If they end up with a worse deal than Obama had this will be pretty bad for Trump. How will he whitewash that.

BREAKING: Iran emphasizes the U.S. must drop its “excessive demands” if peace talks are to proceed.

@TheRightMelissa @Franklin_Graham @realDonaldTrump Nothing in this image says it’s Jesus either. The mental gymnastics you people go through to make excuses for your idol is hard to believe. Have none of you read the first commandment?

@Franklin_Graham @realDonaldTrump Exactly! Nothing in that image said it was Jesus

I had received some questions about President @realDonaldTrump's recent posts, and here are my thoughts: I do not believe President Trump would knowingly depict himself as Jesus Christ—that would certainly be inappropriate. I’m thankful the President has made it very clear that this was not at all what he thought the AI-generated image was representing—he thought it was a doctor helping someone, and when he learned of the concerns, he immediately removed the post. When I looked at the illustration, I didn’t jump to the same conclusion as some. There were no spiritual references—no halo, there were no crosses, no angels. It was a flag, soldiers, a nurse, fighter planes, eagles, the Statue of Liberty, and I think this is a lot to do about nothing. There is so much ill-intended speculation. I think his enemies are always foaming at the mouth at any possible opportunity to make him look bad. And the illustration from someone else he reposted on Truth Social yesterday, I must say that I like the fact that this is a picture of Jesus whispering in his ear, or at least His hand on his shoulder, guiding him. We all need that—we all need to be listening to Jesus. Again, I think there is an attempt to spin this into something that it isn’t. Remember, President Trump didn’t draw this, he didn’t create it, he reposted it on his social media because he thought it was nice—I would have to agree. I’m not a Catholic, I’m an evangelical, but I appreciate how President Trump has defended religious freedom for people of all faiths, including millions of evangelicals and Catholics in the U.S. and around the world. He is the most pro-Christian, pro-life president in my lifetime, and he doesn’t shy away from it. I would hope that the President and Pope Leo can meet at some point, and that the Pope would have the opportunity to thank the President for his efforts to protect religious liberty for Catholics and people of all faiths.

@BlueCollarBrit @PaulRieckhoff “History will judge him as the man that sold out his principles” > Ted Cruz and Lindsay Graham have joined the chat

@PaulRieckhoff History will judge him as the man that sold out his principles and the man that said he was proud the US was no longer supporting Ukraine. Zelensky will be remembered as a hero of his nation and the free world. That is justice.

JD Vance is more of a national disgrace by the day. He loves Orban and Putin. And hates Ukraine and freedom. Time and time again. He’s a compromised and corrupted sellout. And he does not speak for most of us here in America. And especially most American veterans—who appreciate the courage, tenacity, ingenuity and urgency of Ukraine. Vance does not stand with Ukraine. But most of us in America do.🇺🇸🇺🇦

@briandevine Chapter 1: Why I love the Catholic Church Chapter 2: Why I hate the Pope Chapter 3: Why Trump should be Pope Chapter 4 : Please love me

this is ridiculously funny bc there couldn't be a worse time for Trump to pick a fight with the Catholic church than when Vance is launching a book about Catholicism lol

This is @JDVance only route to becoming President

The only time Trump could ever be described as a follower of Christ would be if Christ accidentally wandered into a high school girls locker room

@AriFleischer “When you see it on Truth Social, you know it’s directly from President Trump,” Karoline Leavitt, White House press secretary, 2/11/26 Stop trying to make excuses for the inexcusable

President Trump’s team never should have posted this image. If he saw it first, he never should have approved it. It’s inappropriate and embarrassing. It’s offensive. (Note: It was posted on Truth Social, not X)

@BbguruJim @DecodingFoxNews @Logically_JC Please have him spend time in the oval office

@Logically_JC @DecodingFoxNews Russia, please go to Russia JD!

Where should we send him next?

@bolkonsky35 @peter_sarris Oxford and Cambridge are closer to the Ivy League in this context - historical academic dominance, largely eroded by the emergence of other universities, but maintaining a significant cultural cachet

@peter_sarris Relationships between universities feel very different between UK and US. Harvard and Yale are the best, but they don’t lord over the country like Oxbridge seem to

1/2 Over thirty years teaching in academia in Oxbridge I have observed massive degree grade inflation. I have observed three main reasons: 1) Students do genuinely work harder than they used to. The world beyond graduation is genuinely much tougher.

@justinsuntron Where’s the leopards eating people’s faces meme when you need it?

I have always been an ardent supporter of President Trump and his crypto friendly policy. As an early supporter who invested heavily in World Liberty Financial, I did so because I believed in the vision that was presented to the public: a decentralized finance platform that would promote financial freedom, remove intermediaries, and bring the benefits of DeFi to mainstream Americans. What was never disclosed — to me or to any investor — is that World Liberty embedded a backdoor blacklisting function in the smart contract used to deploy WLFI tokens. This function gives the Company unilateral power to freeze, restrict, and effectively confiscate the property rights of any token holder, without notice, without cause, and without recourse. This is the opposite of decentralization. This is a trap door marketed as an open door. I denounce the ongoing token scandals by the bad actors at WLFI. I am the first and single largest victim, as a result of their wrongful blacklisting of my WLFI token wallet back in 2025, that violates basic investor rights and blockchain principles of fairness. Every action taken by the WLFI team to extract fees from users, to secretly implant backdoor controls over user assets, to freeze investor funds without disclosure or due process, and to treat the crypto community as a personal ATM — all of these actions are illegitimate and were never authorized by any fair, transparent, or good-faith community governance process. The governance votes cited to justify these actions were not conducted through a fair or transparent process. Key information was withheld from voters, meaningful participation was restricted, and the outcomes were predetermined. These votes do not represent the will of the community — they represent the will of those who designed them. These actions have nothing to do with me. They have nothing to do with the investors who believed the promises this project made. We oppose every one of these actions in the strongest possible terms. The WLFI team’s actions erode trust in the project. Unlock the tokens and uphold transparency for the community. Let’s build with integrity, not misconduct.

@f6XyZDZAOt41158 @blagden_david To be fair, we are a people who left the EU because we wanted blue passports not red ones, so it’s not that surprising

@blagden_david What a peculiarly British affectation - that the worst outcome of losing a war is having to speak a different language. 🤣

The main reason Britain isn’t “speaking German” is the courage, ingenuity, and forbearance of Britons - especially those in the RN, RAF, Army, and intelligence - to defend and exploit our fortuitous geography (a 21-mile-wide moat). But, if we’re doing allied contributions… 1/2

@GogginWalters @BMeiselas That would be an answer to the question of why Trump is at the UFC, not why Rubio is.

@WillDAllen @BMeiselas Because he is busy, and historically, VPs who aren’t total embarrassments and morons, like Kamala, lead these negotiations. Obama, Clinton, even Nixon on opening the doors to China only stepped in at the final stages of these negotiations.

Why is the Secretary of State at a UFC fight and not involved in negotiations???!