Zed_Colonel

No one should be immune from the sharp tongue of the true satirist

RT @justalexoki: imagine if Jesus was an alien and all the miracles and stuff was just alien stuff

She leans down to give you a kiss and calls you her big man >>>

RT @escapefrommelos: this is a great casting choice tbh

Weaponized autism

RT @eigenrobot: im never gonna be able to retire but im never gonna be out of a job either

What the fuck…

2023: Corona ended 2026: Hantavirus

RT @bizlet7: The issue with the Odyssey is they won't let it be adapted faithfully today. It's not allowed so Nolan's talents are wasted on…

@gatorgar Likely right. Modern COINTELPRO style activities

I see people saying “all the conspiracy theories have come true” pretty often, which I find interesting because so many of them remain completely unproven, and some have absolutely been disproven. So it’s like a conspiracy theory about all conspiracy theories being true, which itself just so happens to be false. It would be smarter to admit that, and focus on the ones that have been confirmed or have some good merit to them, because lumping the demonstrably impossible ones in with the plausible ones actually hurts their legitimacy. Here’s one for you: I think that’s on purpose. My conspiracy theory is that many of the conspiracy theorist content creators are part of a misinformation campaign designed to delegitimize the conspiracy theories which are most likely to be true or confirmed by flooding the space with easily debunked garbage. That way the average person is inclined to reject all alternative views due to the stigma alone.

@ChampionsOTIce2 As someone who finally met my shy tomboy (she was a high school athlete), I can confirm that it’s great

@Notanormie15 @Cernovich @0xAlaric That’ll come when he gets a little older, right now he’s not even 3.5, he can’t self-regulate yet. He just keeps coming until he’s too exhausted to move

@Zed_Colonel @Cernovich @0xAlaric Let him "win" every now and then or he'll get bored and lose interest

When your kids turn 3 or so, tell them to run. It’s perfect form. Falling forward, arms moving, striking on toes. When grappling, they keep their weight on hips, move like cats. Sit down schools really mess it all up. Adults pay big money to relearn what was once natural.

@rdolmedo_ This shit goes crazy in claude code 😭

@LemmySmackett Compelling

At the end of their whirlwind first date, Tony and Vanessa retire to her bedroom. “Oh God,” she moans as he suckles her neck. “That Kraken Crunch Chalupa was sublime! Who knew calamari pairs so well with peanut butter and a Baja Blast?” “Live Más,” Tony growls in her ear. “But

Beware the scorned autist

@baltic_dan Art-hogging

I would take such good care of the right slutty chubby arthoe

@agenda2033 For real

This is how I feel around normies

RT @RokoMijic: @jimrandomh The harsh truth is that simple gradient-based alignment works remarkably well and has scaled over multiple order…

@michaelmalice You left out my handsome reflection

best idea I ever had

Always has been.