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bloobird_return
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Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me, a sinner 🤩🕊️
Se unió Kasım 2024
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the only violence committed was by the cop who attempted to shoot a protestor. song acted purely in defense of life. stop separating him from the other defendants.
Arjun Sethi@arjunsethi81
You attend a protest with people you hardly know & take normal precautions - message via signal, dress inconspicuously & carry first aid - then one personal peels off & commits violence. Everyone can be charged with conspiracy & go to jail for decades. This is Prairieland.
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The American mind cannot comprehend that IT SHOULDN'T BE THAT HOT IN THE FIRST PLACE.
"JuSt geT An AC" YOU SHOULDN'T NEED AC IN EUROPE
Simon Maechling@simonmaechling
How it feels in France right now.
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@ResidentOfSound it's simple, trains are extremely gay and no one wants to travel on them
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I really don't get the reasoning of some Americans about this, like 'muh, we are rich, we have got planes'
So what?!
E.g. the distance from Lyon to Marseille in France is approximately the distance from Boston to NYC. Amtrak takes 3h40min, by plane it is 1.5h, the French do the distance in 1.5h from city center to city center (!), with stops in between (!) and without TSA bullshit.
It is not about money, it is actually more convenient.
Out of Context Human Race@NoContextHumans
Passenger train routes across the United States vs. Europe
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@HiawathaAvenged @memeticsisyphus white as hell brother
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It’s difficult for a normal person to understand what happened so I’ll try to explain. The terrorist committing a premeditated act of terror saw a cop coming to him and his comrades. He grabbed a rifle and fired at the cop. One of the bullets struck the cop.
The terrorist’s defense that he actually argued in the court was that he wasn’t firing at the cop, he was firing a warning shot at the cop, and the bullet must have taken a ricochet then hit the cop because he didn’t actually mean to shoot the cop.
Yes, that was his actual defense. This is why he was sentenced to 100 years lol.
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@MariGO2thepolls @nikicaga Has anyone ever told you you look like Anne Frank?
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@nikicaga But also they couldn’t make a right wing symphony or literary magazine or anything cuz it would inevitably turn into nascar
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All of these guys are just mad they're in lib fields with lib hobbies and lib friends while they themselves are far right socially
memetic_sisyphus@memeticsisyphus
There was a moment in time when the democrats could have become the serious party. The party of experts, of men with letters. The mature responsible party. But for some reason they threw that away to be the party of normalizing your child asking mom why he cut his tits off on Father’s Day.
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@WatchNxt107 @messedupfoods no some black ladies just sound like that. she sounds like queen latifah
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american exceptionalism propaganda is really working cause why do they alway think we are poor as fuck
technology sista (aspiring)@typeclonghouse
bruh i didnt realize europeans are actually spending multiple weeks on vacation here for the world cup how can they afford it?
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@sudocraoi @eoinyk Dublin was literally the most depressing city I have ever visited and I’ve been to Baltimore. Bunch of fucking drunks too.
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Good thread. Everyone has a different definition of happiness. One of the funniest comments from an American on here in the "Europoor" discourse was that those poor Europeans don't even have guns!
Steve Davies@SteveDavies365
As someone who visits the US regularly (one of my goals is to visit all 50 states, I’m up to 32) and has lived there for three prolonged spells, I find this current discourse about poor Europeans being shocked by American affluence like Soviet visitors very funny. What you have
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@ResidentOfSound @eskiflo1 @arnesa_kustura Get that disgusting thing lasered off your face. Use your NHS
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@eskiflo1 @arnesa_kustura I am sure the tens of thousands of people traveling North America for a month do so on the credit cards of their sugar daddies 👌
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Anyway….American exceptionalism yet again.
Do you guys not ever ask yourselves that maybe your government has lied to you about being “the greatest country in the world” & the only one with freedom?
Europeans get 5-6 weeks of vacation time as a minimum. Many are wealthy.
technology sista (aspiring)@typeclonghouse
bruh i didnt realize europeans are actually spending multiple weeks on vacation here for the world cup how can they afford it?
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@cba2name @shayne_k12 @CodenomicsACTL @PaulBrown_UK lmao, you can’t even tweet without getting arrested
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Last night 10pm in Boston the police locked down the majority of the pubs where the English Fans were drinking
I’m not sure they did this with the Scottish
you couldn’t drink on the streets so most fans just went home early
2 games no English fans Arrested at the World Cup
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@tylerbanham R u circumcised? What they got goin on up there re: foreskin
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Those players should ask why they felt like that? Maybe something to do with the convicted felon who is their US President.
NHL Rumour Report@NHLRumourReport
Elliotte Friedman: What I believe is the truth is that the way the American players who won the gold medal felt in their Canadian markets...is a factor; I think some of those guys...felt a bit hated and it might have influenced their decisions - 32 Thoughts (6/22)
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@streetscaled @ayewidye “Beggy guy” why tf do people from the uk talk so retarded and faggy?
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This is why the yanks love Scottish
They're also soft arses that can't take a joke and don't get our humour
Genuinely the wettest tweet I've seen since the World Cup started
Hamish MacTavish 🏴@stengo7
Just scum being scum. Why they so aggressive. Just arrogant twats
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@FourSkinners @kmwsoon @ErwinHugger Sanctimonious lmao. Why doesn’t YOUR shithole island help the people in Africa? You stupid bitch
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@kmwsoon @ErwinHugger He tried TO COUP YOUR GOVERNMENT. And then what did you do? LET HIM RUN AGAIN. And RE-elected him.
Spare me with the victim bullshit. Not enough of you cared to stop him. You’re not nice a people. You’re polite and sanctimonious. Very different things.
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I think one of the biggest cultural problems with "banter" (besides the fact the rest the anglosphere gets bitchy when Americans join in) is Americans are genuinely nicer people, and don't like joking about other country's tragedies unless we really dislike them
Nirgal451 🇦🇺🇺🇦@Nirgal451
How do you tell an American is humourless? When they seriously believe an Australian is being serious.
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@SK12sky @GenevaInvestor Lively neighborhood, everything within a five minutes distance, tons of cultural activities, beautiful historical city center, no need to manage a fucking car, etc, etc.
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Another instance of "me life better because big house, 5 cars".
I swear they're unable to grasp it.
Alex Portz@AlexMP_1
European elites lie to themselves by claiming the US only works for the top 0.1%, but many of them have never been to the Midwest, Florida or Texas etc. They only know NYC, SF, Boston etc. The life of American families with decent jobs in these parts - spatious house, multiple cars, BBQs every weekend, loads of leisure pursuits for adults + kids, national parks etc. - economically and lifestyle wise dwarves what a large part of Europe offers. Life is great there 😊 Not saying the US is perfect, there are well discussed drawbacks. But the compounding effect of a more dynamic and individualistic economy can’t really be ignored.
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@Mio_Mind It’s an AMERICAN APP for AMERICANS you dumb bitch
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The level of American obnoxiousness on this app is off the charts
And it’s very hard to get out of your feed
Daniel@growing_daniel
World Cup should permanently be a North America thing. Everyone’s having a great time and the infrastructure is all here.
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@barb_t_on_X @Gryffix Can confirm this is bullshit. NHS dentist and waited less than a week for both dental surgery and medical. They need you to believe our system doesn’t work because you would realise it actually works
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They really think we're poor don't they
technology sista (aspiring)@typeclonghouse
bruh i didnt realize europeans are actually spending multiple weeks on vacation here for the world cup how can they afford it?
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@barb_t_on_X @Gryffix You do know we can pay for private healthcare too, right? The whole point is having access to it even if you can't afford it, so we have both.
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@JBrianR91 @AntiNewDems I’d love to see the numbers on that for England. Fat fucks everywhere, every time I visit.
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Things the world cup has taught us so far:
1 - Americans are, amazingly, even less intelligent than the world thought
2 - Some Americans can just about read
3- Lots of Americans are fat
4 - The US are bad and will get dog walked the moment they play a half decent side
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