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When your kids turn out exactly the way you raised them 🥹

@WongEXE___ I’ve looked up how to create rice flavors in ice cream for my Creami and it’s so so complicated. Like it’s an aroma, not a flavor. If you develop a recipe I want it!

Speaking of ice cream, these were worth it. Mango Sticky Rice - 8.5/10 Strong mango flavor Slight hints of coconut Not a 9+ because you couldn’t taste any hints of sticky rice. They should have made this flavor mango mochi and included mochi bites in it and it’d be a 10/10. Buttermilk Berry Cornbread - 9/10 Good amount of berry swirl, but needed a bit more. Cornbread crumbles were just right and perfect complimentary texture. Ice cream base was good.

Someone from my gym just told me when he was prepping for a body building show, he ate a whole bag of Costco celery just to feel full.

Few things better than this

@cookiecarver Aw thank you

@durnt your pfp really does have style!

guys are reception girls at fancy gyms usually very flirty or was she actually flirting with me i can't tell

Saw this new wall at the gym and asked the setter if it’s for Cinco de Mayo. Immediately felt like the biggest racist ever.

@Michael_Shandro @Doc_Red_ @farbood Hopeful soon cuz I really like it

@Doc_Red_ @durnt @farbood Not available in Canada.

If your calorie counting app makes you PAY to see wha your macro intake is, Get a better app

I was wrong. The report should’ve specified south Asian.

Bryan and Kate are SUPER weird. But they’re perfect for each other and that’s amazing.

@doctorcalf @seizuresalad My very conscientious friends were denied multiple times when he tried to charge his phone with an outlet in a cafe where they were eating. They’re Christians and understood immediately Japan was not going to be a good fit.

@durnt @seizuresalad Japan scarred me. I got yelled at every single day there lol. I’m a very conscientious traveler since Americans have such a terrible reputation abroad. Granted it was worse in some cities than others

A warm public toilet seat is an unnerving experience

@Doc_Red_ Being fat.

The fastest way to lose patient trust:

@seizuresalad @doctorcalf Vacationing in Japan ruined me for so many things 😭

@durnt @doctorcalf We have a Japanese toilet at home which has ruined me for normie toilets everywhere.

I saw a waddle of mainland Chinese women taking advantage of American birthright citizenship. Nice. I’ll keep using it.

@NoFilterSkin Massages for me. I’m naked and someone’s touching me. How am I supposed to relax?

Ladies can we agree that getting your nails done is not an enjoyable experience? 😭

@SarAllyce I’m more surprised by the fact that there are not fit women in Miami.

In Miami the women go outside in their underwear. Just a bra & very tiny shorts. They wear them to the grocery store, out to nice restaurants. Even the ones that are not fit, Joe, they walk around in their bra with their big belly hanging out

My gym is playing Fergie and that’s the only kind of music I like while I work out: upbeat and stupid.

@Doc_Red_ @farbood Are you trying to get an invite? Did you use the link in his bio? Maybe it’s a country issue… app.a-list.com/farbood/invite…

@durnt @farbood Can’t access 🥹

@MustardFren @Oilfield_Rando What a terrible woman. He’s clearly a yellow boy!

@Oilfield_Rando Is there a complaint somewhere?

I AM HOOOOOOOOWWLING

@thedimitri I hate being manipulated into giving compliments. I smile and politely say, “I’m not guessing.” This might only work because I am a woman.

Have they ever figured out a good answer for when a woman asks you how old she looks