laurent bernut
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laurent bernut
@lb_ASC
#Short-Sell, #Long/Short #ETF- #Forex #Options, #Trading systems, #Trading Habits, Nomad Investor
Tokyo-to, Japan Se unió Mayıs 2009
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📍Marseille (13) - Medhi pousse un coup de gueule : « On m'insulte parce que j'aime la France ! » 💥
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YES, YES 2 legends for eternity
👉M-Û-R-Č-H👈@TheEXECUTlONER_
My childhood is slowly dying.😭 The two GOAT's- Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris.💪❤️
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Chuck Norris didn't join the Marine Corps...the Marine Corps applied to him.
Heaven’s streets have always been guarded by Marines. Today, Chuck Norris reported for duty.
We mourn the passing of Chuck Norris, a @usairforce veteran, who also became an honorary Marine in 2007 when awarded the title by then Commandant of the Marine Corps, Gen. James T. Conway.
Chuck Norris is one of just over 100 individuals to be awarded the title of Honorary Marine in the entire 250-year history of the Corps.
Some missions may require a battalion, but this one just requires an Honorary Marine.
#USMCHistory #USMC #SemperFidelis
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@AutismCapital Chuck Norris didn’t pass away. Saint Peter asked Chuck Norris to restore order in heaven. Besides, he wants a rematch with Bruce Lee
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In honor of Chuck Norris, the one and only Walker Texas Ranger, post your best Chuck Norris joke.
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Chuck Norris did not pass away, St Peter asked him to restore order in heaven
Brandon@LibOrNormal
In honor of Chuck Norris's passing, here's some great jokes made from the past decade 😃 Which one is your favorite?!
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Everyone should start posting classic Chuck Norris memes in remembrance
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@TaraBull Death had a near Chuck Norris experience. She was no match for the eternity of Chuck Norris
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@right2men @dnfiofkdn Best paid plumbers & electricians in the entire galaxy
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@apxmindset The beauty and the beast. One is sweet, adorable, pretty and all. The other has curly hair. I don't know much about this hairy creature
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You guys need to log off and stop listening to weirdos when it comes to dating and relationships. It’s all fake and ghey and keeps you in hell on earth.
My girlfriend makes these cute little videos so I just thought I would post one.
If you could have a taste of what this represents for one day, you’d never go backwards.
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“We don’t help the oppressed women of yesterday by oppressing the men of today for crimes they never committed.”
“Ask Him” from Evie:
eviemagazine.com/post/why-the-m…
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Parental alienation is severe child abuse that knows no expiration date
YabaLeftOnline@yabaleftonline
Woman breaks down in tears after finding out her father didn’t actually abandon her like she was led to believe as a kid. She says her mother kept him from ever seeing her again, that a part of her was taken forever, and now her dad is dëad.
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“Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.”
- Master Oogway, Kung Fu Panda
Hoops@Hoopss
name THE hardest line in all of fiction.
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This 50-minute lecture by Jeff Bezos will teach you more about business than a 2-year MBA program:
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@guideforlovers As Julius Caesar, conqueror of the Gaul, Roman emperor and creator of the Las Vegas Caesar salad used to say: "everything You read on the internet is 100% true"
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Fathers discover the true meaning of unconditional love with their daughters
Tansu Yegen@TansuYegen
Life for a girl dad can feel this fast sometimes🤍
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@GiaMMacool With the Ambassador of toxic masculinity his excellency @mrGlennLawrence
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Women who think they deserve a man who has built everything on his own…
Stay single.
If a woman is not willing to invest in a man …supporting him as well, then why would he marry her?
Women who devoted themselves to a man when he had nothing are valued.
Today women want to apply standards they themselves aren’t willing to sacrifice…
Wanting a lifestyle upgrade without earning it, is entitlement.
It’s why smart men avoid women who only want the finished product.
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@TaraBull Getting ready to receive her double PhD in gender studies and sociology
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