Joshua P

White people, your response?

@gohogsgirl @DschlopesIsBack Dickatyourdoor.com

@rfchimpz @DschlopesIsBack Cope

Taylor Swift might actually be the most annoying person on planet earth.

@eggboyblues @DschlopesIsBack Dickatyourdoor.com

@rfchimpz @DschlopesIsBack cope

@BoofNewz Is he wrong?!?! Nigs gonna nig?!

The father of Austin Metcalf posted a video CRASHING OUT explaining why there was no black people on the jury claiming 75% of them don't have dads and live off of EBT 😬👀 "I'm not being racist I'm being real" "I've been cooped up for to long now I'm saying what I want to say"

@femalebodybuil6 "AMMABAma Whatchadda! Why's that kid smell so good!!! My son's a Saint!!!"

Joe Biden has secured a $10 million book deal for his presidential memoir. What should it be named ?. 🤔😅

@CarlaMRS2386 @Oilfield_Rando even Allah has standards... 😆

@rfchimpz @Oilfield_Rando Is he Muslim?

What’s the chromosome situation here?

@esjesjesj Your mom was in the files... classified between "catcher" and "receiver"!

It’s wild that literally every trillionaire is in the Epstein files

@ZacksJerryRig no one owes you, me, or society a FUCKIN THING...

The 'universal high income' guy now has *all* the money. I'm sure it'll trickle down any day now. He said it would... so it's gotta be true.

@RollingStone Jimmy's head writer is his wife. He's just a bitch, listening to what a bitch tells him to say. Is that yellow check-mark getting any cheaper, or are you more sour than usual? How's sales been, @RollingStone Hadn't bought your print since David Bowie died...

Jimmy Kimmel warned against "obscenely wealthy weirdo" Elon Musk becoming the world's first trillionaire. Watch: rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-m…

@DefiantLs he fanaticizing about a gang bang... why settle for the lesser of evils! Give that man 13!!!

Pete Buttigieg: We have to deal with a Supreme Court that is now a rogue Supreme Court. It’s time to think big. Nowhere in the constitution does it say there have to be nine justices... We could have 13.

@yadontknowcrap @creation247 best answer ever!

What would you do with a trillion dollars?

@Not_the_Bee she want him to be a cuck, at least, but he's actually as gay as we say he is... those eyes are focused on the soccer boys!!!

A lesbian and an astronaut

“Elon Musk is a trillionaire.” As a securities law attorney, please allow me to explain how anyone who says this is basically lying to you: 1. The Securities and Exchange Commission has a myriad of laws that prevent founders and other large stockholders of publicly traded companies from dumping their shares. There are substantial holding period requirements, volume of sales limitations and public reporting obligations for stock sales. Basically, Elon holds largely illiquid shares, he is a “trillionaire” on paper only, and the best analogy is when people peg your net worth based on your home’s market price. That’s not money in your pocket, that’s the house you live in. 2. All that money raised in the IPO? That’s not going into Elon’s pocket like the lying socialist idiots want you to believe. It’s a capital influx that will be used to make more rockets and get more payloads into orbit. It’s a CAPITAL investment—that money is like a business loan, it’s not your money to keep, it’s your money to grow the business. 3. If it WERE legal for Elon to dump his shares, the share price would crash basically instantly and the company could very well fail. If you bought SpaceX shares in the IPO, congrats. You just bought a lottery ticket, just like Elon. May the odds ever be in your favor. So the next time someone screeches about how unfair it is that Elon Musk creates wealth that benefits all of humanity, throw the truth back in their faces.

Bill Clinton: “I killed myself trying to give the Palestinians a state. I had a deal they turned down that would have given them all of Gaza and 97% of the West Bank. You name it. They turned it down.” The Palestinians never wanted peace. This must be shared every single day.

@MittRomney This didn't age well, Mitt...

Tulsi Gabbard is parroting false Russian propaganda. Her treasonous lies may well cost lives.

@KATVNews Watermelon Felon is the slur we didn't know we needed, but now we have!

According to TMZ, Jeff Metcalf made the remark on Sarah Fields' "JinxedSip" podcast, which marked his first opportunity to speak out after a Texas judge lifted the gag order on the case. bit.ly/4oqUxC3

@EdMarkey Could you please unhinge your jaws from the tits of America? 50 years you've been a Senator? You're more faux than @SenWarren

Elon Musk just became the world's first trillionaire. While working people struggle to get by, the billionaire class is becoming the TRILLIONAIRE class. It's disgusting. I'm fighting to tax the rich so we stop rewarding trading stocks over punching clocks.

You can’t be a “melting pot” when third world invaders have no intention of melting.

@neiltyson Just like you doubted SpaceX capabilities. Have you gotten to the bottom of the difference between a man and a woman yet? How many covid boosters are you up to?

If I were ever abducted by Aliens, the first thing I’d ask is whether they came from a planet where people also deny science.