Ian Stanway 🏴🇺🇦
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Ian Stanway 🏴🇺🇦
@CyrixInstead
Vaccine bad, asbestos good.
Stoke-on-Trent Inscrit le Mart 2009
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POV: You thought Ghosts 'n Goblins on the Commodore 64 was tough.
Nah. The real boss level was this TOMY Waterful Ring Toss back in the 70s and 80s.
Master its chaotic water physics and random ring behavior, and you felt like you could achieve anything.
I still remember the first time I finally completed it. My mum and grandmother had already walked away bored from watching me try over and over. I carefully carried it to the kitchen to show them... only for a few rings to fall off on the way. Devastated. 😂
This little TOMY toy trained a whole generation of gamers without even knowing it.
Respect to Tomy for the ultimate stealth C64 bootcamp. 💦🛟🕹️
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@atrupar He clearly misspoke saying "Ireland" instead of "the island" and then repeated himself using the correct term he originally meant in the way he does because he never actually admits a mistake. Come on, this kind of shit makes you lose credibility.
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Trump: "They shot the now-famous Ireland--- the island that the UK was very afraid to give us."
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Any male professional keeper, sees the shot coming. Pops home makes a cuppa, drops the kids off at school, does the big shop at the Asdas, heads back and catches it.
ESPN UK@ESPNUK
Lauren James with the most casual top corner banger 💥
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Good morning, Jonathan Pie.
How very fucking revealing. You, the smug, privately educated, left-wing satire merchant, now clutch your pearls and sneer that Nigel Farage’s dramatic stage entrance with “aura” must be a parody, because God forbid a politician actually connects with the British public instead of performing your tired, sneering BBC-approved routine.
One does so admire a man who can watch thousands of ordinary Brits cheering a leader who actually speaks their language and still call it ridiculous. While you sit in your comfortable London bubble delivering scripted “outrage” for clicks, Farage walks through fire and pyrotechnics because the people actually want him there. That’s not aura, Jonathan, that’s real momentum. Something your dying brand of smug, establishment leftism will never understand.
You’re not edgy satire, Pie. You’re just another out-of-touch, champagne-left cunt who mocks the very populism that threatens your cosy little world. Keep laughing at the “parody” while the country wakes up.
Britain First. No Surrender. 🦁🇬🇧
Jonathan Pie@JonathanPieNews
Bloody hell, he’s being serious. I thought this was a parody post at first glance. Jesus.
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@celtic_jaime Christmas 1988. I was 7. I remember the dream I had on Christmas Eve thinking I'd be waving the magic wand around at school and doing all sorts of cool things with it. Never been more disappointed with anything in my life. That was the start and end of my magic career. Gutted.
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Is it true that Americans and Brits argue over how to pronounce “water”? 🇺🇸🇬🇧😳
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@GigWorthy01 @SaraForTexLege 99% like the good old days
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@SaraForTexLege Fine. How much? 10%? 25%? 50%? 99%?
Don’t be wimpy. Don’t just say “Tax the rich.” Show some backbone.
Pick an income level and then what percentage of that income should be taxed at and go on record.
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Me: Tax the rich
Q: But what about all the waste, fraud and abuse?
Me: investigate and prosecute waste, fraud and abuse AND tax the rich.
Q: But the rich create jobs
Me: Great. So they can enjoy the profits created from that labor AND pay taxes on that profit.
Q: It will just make them leave America.
Me: There is no tax haven in the world like the American tax haven. No they won’t.
Q: Our national debt is because spending is out of control!
Me: It is, but that is also something that rich people have trained you to say so that you’ll argue that they shouldn’t be taxed. Create Medicare for all ($600 billion in savings), cut the military budget in half ($500 billion). There’s a trillion right there. AND tax the rich.
Q: ….
Me: Exactly. Tax the rich.
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Why do we say “let the cat out of the bag” when a secret is revealed?
Back in medieval markets, shady sellers swapped pricey piglets for worthless cats in sacks.
Buyers only discovered the scam when they got home and literally "let the cat out of the bag"!
A simple phrase that has lasted for centuries.
Follow @oaksandlions for more posts like this every day.
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QME
This is wrong and should not be happening, unless all the other religions are being explored in the same way
Sedd 🇬🇧@SeddSezz
🚨Church of England primary school pupils ‘COERCED’ into Islamic prayers A Christian father complained that his 7-year-old daughter and classmates, NONE of whom were Muslim, were told to kneel, bow their heads and enact the full physical movements of Muslim prayer. We’re talking about 7-year olds here... But no Christian of ANY age should ever be forced to pray in this way against their will. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY WARPED AND INFURIATING. Necessary action must be taken and any other such instances OUTLAWED!
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In Physics, I can invent any idea which isn't falsifiable and claim I've made a huge contribution to science.
"I hereby say my observations indicate that the Dark Matter which makes up 90% of our universe is, in fact, made of chocolate cake. Prove me wrong."
Night Sky Now@NightSkyNow
🚨 Physicists now suspect our universe has a MIRROR twin — a cosmos running backward in time. ⏳ If that’s true, we’re only seeing half of reality, because the Big Bang may have created two universes, and we’re living in just one side of the cosmic mirror. 🌌🪞
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@ColeFusionHQ 'Skidders' for a bloke who tucked his shirt into his trousers after a shit but also tucked it into his pants, and the shirt came out of his trousers later in the day and someone noticed. He'd had the nickname for over 15 years and it was just who he was now.
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British nicknames are an unregulated industry. a 5'6 tradesman called Anthony is professionally known as Shetland Tony. a man who lost an eye is called Keth. a quiet man wore a yellow jumper once and became
Mumblebee.
what's the best nickname you've ever heard
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@DefiSummer2020 @9mmsmg I am ethnically English as was my grandmother who's parents both came to Canada from England and that's how she said it. My grandma never scored less than 300 in a game of Scrabble.
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What’s your honest opinion on Psilocybin mushrooms? 🍄
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TRUMP CONFIRMED IRAN AGREED TO WHAT NOBODY ELSE COULD CONVINCE THEM TO DO: Trump reports that Iran has bent the knee and agreed to NEVER possess nuclear weapons.
"They've agreed they will never have a nuclear weapon. They've agreed to that."
WOW
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@TheGriftReport Got to be more to it than 'he hugged Peppa Pig'.
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🚨PEPPA PIG HUG SACKS CEO!
BATTERSEA POWER STATION BOSS AXED FOR "UNBECOMING CONDUCT"
Donagh O'Sullivan was dramatically fired as CEO in May 2025 after hugging a person in a Peppa Pig costume at a shop opening event and posting the photo online.
The company also cited him addressing cleaners and security guards by their first names as further evidence of misconduct.
O'Sullivan is now suing for unfair dismissal and whistleblowing detriment, claiming he raised serious financial concerns.
Battersea Power Station strongly denies any wrongdoing and says the sacking was for poor performance and lack of leadership.
Hugging Peppa Pig too outrageous for Britain's landmark? Corporate lunacy!
I hope he wins!!!
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@Microinteracti1 @csnheil "God loved the earth so much, he gave it his only son." (John 3:16) The hubris of man to believe any god could love one of his creations more than any other.
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The Sombrero Galaxy contains roughly 800 billion stars, all of them fitting inside a single photograph.
Think about that for a moment. Eight hundred billion suns. Each one a furnace large enough to swallow worlds. And around most of them, planets in orbit – silent, dark, turning. Some with moons. Some with weather. Some, perhaps, with something looking up. Hubble caught the whole lot in one frame, the way you might photograph a hat left on a table.
It sits 31 million light-years away. The light leaving those stars right now will not reach us until long after everything we have ever built has turned to dust. The light in this photograph left home before our ancestors had worked out how to make tools.
And yet here it is. A galaxy shaped, improbably, like a sombrero. A broad flat disk with a fat glowing bulge at the center, ringed by a dark lane of dust so geometrically perfect it looks designed. It was not designed. It just is. The universe has no obligation to be beautiful, and yet it keeps showing up like this anyway, dressed for an occasion no one planned.
Thirty-one million light-years. Eight hundred billion stars. Trillions of planets, wheeling in the dark around fires they will never outlast.
One picture. You scrolled past it in about four seconds.
Gandalv / @Microinteracti1
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