@MichaelJohns260 @GenericSnarky How will he ever recover?
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It actually blew my mind when I realized that south park never actually hit Obama or Biden in any real way
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Amnesty is a free pass. It is what exists now.
With the DIGNITY Act, you come forward, you face the law, you pass background checks, you pay what you owe, and you earn your place or you get deported.
Criminals? Gone.
American workers? Protected.
Our national security depends on it. Our economy demands it. Our communities need it. And yes, our faith calls us to do this the right way, with order and accountability.
That’s enforcement. That’s DIGNITY.
Calling this amnesty is a lie that keeps a broken system alive and Americans paying the price.
Samuel Rodriguez@nhclc
Dignity Act= No amnesty No citizenship No welfare No open borders No illegal immigration Dignity Act= Yes to protecting economic sectors Yes to deporting the criminal element Yes to fulfilling President Trump’s promise Yes to providing dignity @RepMariaSalazar
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@kikisknees Avoiding prison, of course.
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First trailer for Olivia Wilde’s ‘THE INVITE’, starring Seth Rogen, Penélope Cruz, Edward Norton and Olivia Wilde.
The film follows a couple on the verge of breaking up when their neighbors show up for dinner & make everything worse.
In theaters in July.
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@johnddavidson No harm no foul, amirite?
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See? Democrat lawfare isn’t really a problem because if they jail you on made-up charges and you have to go to actual prison, all you have to is when you eventually get out you just have to win a case before the Supreme Court.
ABC News@ABC
BREAKING: The Supreme Court has vacated contempt-of-Congress charges against ex-Trump advisor Steve Bannon. abcnews.link/ajr4RmB
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@88888sAccount I love it when people offer to buy my worthless shit.
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europoooors react to The General's $UMG bid
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Men are not "intimidated" by your degree, your corporate job, your tax bracket, or your fierce independence. They genuinely do not care about your resume. What modern women call "intimidation" is actually just a man walking away because your combative energy, constant need to argue, and refusal to yield is completely exhausting. You aren't intimidating; you are just insufferable to come home to.
Kaze 🇳🇬@8Kyle
unpopular relationships opinions that would get you in this position???
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@IterIntellectus You realize that there's an entire class of people, rejected by society, in prison in order to have this?
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starting to suspect this is staged, because if it’s real i have to accept i’ve been living in a horror movie this whole time
are you telling me the world could be this beautiful?
what the fuck
you can just press the button and get a developed country
Nayib Bukele@nayibbukele
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🚨BREAKING: 20 Republicans and 20 Democrats just co-sponsored the Dignity Act — the first serious bipartisan immigration bill in decades.
What it actually does:
No amnesty. No citizenship. No handouts. A pathway to legal work status for long-term undocumented immigrants who meet strict requirements — fully funded by restitution payments from immigrants themselves, requiring zero taxpayer dollars.
Mike Lawler’s own words: “This is not amnesty. It’s accountability, it’s fairness, it is dignity.”
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Dont know why @nike cant release these Michigan jordans ro the general public. Trash stock.
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It’s because they saw the pic of the Evie magazine whore with the giant cross
The Washington Times@WashTimes
The U.S. Catholic Church experienced an estimated 38% increase in adult converts over the Easter weekend, driven by young men in their 20s, according to an analysis of data from 140 of the nation's 175 dioceses. trib.al/6UIbgvh
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@mirthincarnate What are you doing that's causing callouses between your fingers?
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@Baked15Baked Doesn't matter.
Electoral College decides the winner.
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This is a nonsensical question because of the electoral college.
The popular vote has no bearing on the results of the election.
Michael Malice@michaelmalice
Cretins do not understand math in general and probability specifically Here's a great question to weed them out Let's suppose one presidential candidate got 51% of the popular vote and the other got 48.5%. Who is more likely to have won the election?
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@arrington You should buy a new TV yearly.
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@alchemy_sc35895 @thechosenberg Sometimes people lie online.
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@thechosenberg In what world does a 28yo woman date a broke-ass 41yo? I mean, if he had money, I'd understand the age gap, but there's zero other reason for her to degrade herself like this.
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@WifiMoneyPlant Any dealer that is giving you a discount for physical cash is laundering money.
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Biggest "the kids are fucked" moment I've had recently was buying a car
Walked into the dealership, told them what I wanted and said I'd pay up-front. Expected them to be thrilled
Instead they were horrified. Spent the next 20 minutes trying to get me to finance it at some absurd rate
Got me curious so after I left I read about car sale profit models. Apparently most US dealerships make more financing now than from the cars themselves
I was such a boomer I assumed they'd want CASH
In reality they want your ETERNAL SLAVERY at 19% APR
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@FrancisPSantora @xwanyex Why is it so dangerous? Earthquakes? Hurricanes? Meteor strikes?
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People will live in the most desirable real estate on the planet while making less than $25k/yr and then proclaim confidently that the government never does anything to help people like them
Basil🧡@LinkofSunshine
It’s still crazy to me there’s entire neighborhoods in NYC less then 15 minutes by train into Manhattan that have *median household incomes* of $25k
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@BadgerStew I'm guessing that a human was driving the car in front that crashes into the guardrail.
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An actual human would have stopped 5 seconds earlier instead of plowing full speed ahead into thick smoke.
Breaking911@Breaking911
🚨 Watch the moment a Tesla pulled off a split-second move, through smoke, to avoid a crash that seemed nearly impossible.
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@FrancisPSantora @xwanyex Why isn't it desirable?
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