GumbyDammit

Short answer: no. 😆

You think you're unhappy because life is hard. Wrong. You're unhappy because you're still operating at infant-level selfishness with adult-level expectations. Happiness isn't found in gratitude journals or positive thinking. It's found in the INVERSE relationship between your talent stack and your need to be selfish. When you're born, you're 100% selfish, 0% capable. Perfect equilibrium. Society expects nothing from you. They age chronologically but not competency-wise. They hit 30, 40, 50...still operating from scarcity, still locked in survival mode, still taking more than they give. The stress you feel? That's the cognitive dissonance between where you ARE (high selfishness, low talent) and where you SHOULD BE on the developmental curve. Your path to meaning is mathematical: Accumulate talents → Eliminate personal scarcity → Reduce selfish need → Turn outward → Experience meaning Every moment you stay below the curve...high selfishness, low capability....you're in psychological debt. The interest compounds as stress, anxiety, emptiness. The solution isn't to "be less selfish." That's premature morality. The solution is to BUILD POWER through talent acquisition until selfishness becomes *optional*, not necessary. Only then does happiness become accessible. Only then does meaning emerge. You can't transcend selfishness through willpower. You transcend it through competence.

@nick_matau That was Oskar who expressed his love for Chris. Too bad Chris is taken and hopefully busy serving a long sentence. A minute later Osker shames Savana claiming he saved her. She shakes his hand. Probably the most girl contact ever. He's on Tiktok

"Dude... dude... we love you... we love you" Those were the words of a soy boy white liberal man to the other white liberal man who just pushed a woman to the ground from behind... These anti-ICE rioters are insane.

@NortonMpls Not Sioux Falls. We tried to find space DT and had to settle for the south side. Denver is similar to Mpls

People saying these sort of problems are only in Minneapolis don’t seem to understand what the fuck they’re talking about. Every major central business district in the country is getting crushed right now because of remote and hybrid work.

@oldscarf1stweek Peperoni pizza tastes better the second time around

Storm chasers converging at the New Ulm, Minnesota Casey’s with a tornado driven moderate risk day (April 2026, colorized)

@DanPollockLGN Sorry John, stop with the language police BS.

Sen John Hoffman gives a forceful rebuttal to Sen Gruenhagen for using the phrase “illegal aliens” in #mnleg Senate Human Services “I was shot 9 times and almost died twice because of dehumanizing language.”

@tsn_says The Trifecta will go down in history as turbo-charging the drain flow. Kinda like a pooper pumper

It declined over a couple of years of the DFL, led by Tim Walz et al., locking down from a virus that was less deadly than the common cold while enforcing mask and vaccine mandates to work or eat downtown.

@SobersoldiersO Smoothies for breakfast.

What was your biggest recovery food when you were getting sober? 👇 We wanna know 👇

@mitchpberg @NotTheirScript @stevenh512

@NotTheirScript @stevenh512 "steady stream" of urology patients. Ugh . I apologize.

Canada told this man’s wife to kill herself with MAID because they had “no treatment” for her stage 4 ovarian cancer. They lied about HIPEC surgery. Lost her chemo requisition. Her oncologist never even met her in person. ERs sent her home with opioids while her lungs filled with fluid. So they evacuated her by ferry from Vancouver Island to Seattle. America got her into the system immediately. Started chemo. Gave her the surgery Canada said wouldn’t work. Every time she went back to Canada, she nearly died again, going septic in Canadian hospitals until her husband literally unplugged her from machines and evacuated her back to the US. They finally got him a green card in under three months with the help of a Congresswoman. Now they’re in Texas. His wife is heading into her THIRD remission. She squatted 175 lbs for five reps last week. Canada’s answer was death. America’s answer was treatment. That’s the difference. 🇺🇸

@GoBlueHail My neighbors both ran the gas out of their blowers this weekend.

Cleaned my car today and I took the ice scraper out so if it snows it’s my fault.

@NorSwegianMN @CrimeWatchMpls I recarpeted a large building back before carpet tile was cost effective. The people that carried those 14 foot rolls upstairwells and then worked with toxic glue were something to behold. He would of fit in perfectly!

@GDablow @CrimeWatchMpls So much glue is hair fell out?

Only on Crime Watch, birdcage liner's latest fallen hero, "soccer dad" anti-ICE protester Chris Ostroushko, who assaulted Savanah Hernandez out at Whipple over the weekend, was convicted of defrauding the state unemployment program of nearly $7000 in the early 00s. He received a stay-of-execution on the sentence.

@Ralph_Laurentz @DrunkRepub Can I return a half a bag of de-icer? I saw someone try to return a open bag of ready mix the other day at home depot. Spilled fine dust all over the entrance.

@DrunkRepub It is 60 degrees in Minneapolis today. The anti ice protests worked!

On my way to cover an anti-ICE protest in Minneapolis

@BusterVoodoo @TheOfficerTatum @Savsays In the metro they know leadership/courts have a very anti police stance. The police can never do anything correctly.

@TheOfficerTatum @Savsays People are way too comfortable interfering with police.

🚨 Paige Ostroushko was arrested after assaulting @Savsays. She ignored lawful orders from Hennepin County deputies and was forcibly detained. Chaos erupted into a riot with multiple arrests and yet her father, Chris Ostroushko, the man who slammed Savanah to the ground, walked away free.

@FLCons I heard kit kat isn't considered candy in MN. I think it lists wheat in it.

Your spousal unit may not admit that they were in on that Kit Kat heist, but there'll be clues! 🤣

@NotTheirScript @SRajin5 @Savsays George Floyd plus a couple of other events started it.

What concerns me most is that this family felt comfortable doing this in broad daylight, on camera, at a public event. That level of entitlement comes from years of being told that political violence against the “right” people is justified. The media built that permission structure.

UPDATE: It looks like Paige Ostroushko has deactivated her Instagram account and is trying to scrub everything about herself off of the internet after her actions yesterday. She and her father's entire social media accounts were called "MN ANGRY FATHER" and "MN ANGRY DAUGHTER". The father, Chris Ostroushko, has blocked me on Instagram and it seems they are trying to do damage control after the entire family's violent actions yesterday.

@chinmarinero @OldeWorldOrder Gecko DNA recipients. Retard results

@OldeWorldOrder We are absolutely running out of NPC molds. The Ostroushkos are just rebranded Walz'

Has anyone ever seen Tim Walz & Chris Ostroushko in the same room before?

@TheRealGOP Chris raises Geckos. He and Tim appear infected. Overwhelming weight of peer-reviewed scientific evidence as of 2026 points to a natural zoonotic spillover from Geckos to retard brains. We got us another gall darn pandemic of lizard people!

Omg. 😂😂

@doogadoo11 Another lizard brain. He would fit in perfectly here in MN.

Can anyone explain to me why James Carville is still in the public eye? I can't imagine anyone giving two sh-ts what he has to say about anything.