KoolHandKeith

@NYCMayor @iamcardib A hooker who barely speaks English?? As NY as it gets

Get ready, New York. @iamcardib will be judging YOUR jingles to help spread the word about universal childcare for 2 year olds — aka 2-K. Submit your song by April 17. Full guidelines at nyc.gov/jingle. (Tag #NYC2KJingle and @nycmayor if you post your jingle on social media.)

@DefiantLs Kidnap😂😂😂😂

What do you think?

@Bigqadi Of course he did

A Black man literally invented the game cartridge & another one made downloading games possible . Woah

@JonnyRoot_ Who is this little boy??

Bulls reporter & queer “Christian”, Julia Poe justified the Bulls firing Jaden Ivey, calling him “homophobic”, an “extreme evangelical”, & “a clearly troubled player” in her articles. Progressive Christianity has poisoned the mind of so many like Julia.

Genuinely what happened to the Bleacher Creatures

BAD, AND VERY BORING SINGER, KID ROCK, WHO LOOKS LIKE A DRIED UP PRUNE WHO HAS SUFFERED GREATLY FROM THE WORK OF A REALLY BAD PLASTIC SURGEON, HAS LONG HAD A HORRIBLE AND INCURABLE CASE OF NEWSOM DERANGEMENT SYNDROME, SOMETIMES REFERRED TO AS NDS. THE GUY IS A TOTAL LOSER WHO SPEWS HATE AGAINST A GOVERNOR WHO WON THREE LANDSLIDE ELECTIONS, INCLUDING THE POPULAR VOTE, FLIPPED RED TO BLUE, AND 80% OF THE COUNTIES ACROSS CALIFORNIA DURING THE CRAZY MAGA "RECALL" AGAINST ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM. UNDER TRUMP, OUR COUNTRY IS DEAD, AND SOON WE WILL HAVE THE “HOTTEST” COUNTRY, BY FAR, ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD. DEMS SHOULD BOYCOTT HIS OVERPRICED CONCERTS, WHICH SUCK. SAVE YOUR HARD EARNED MONEY. CALIFORNIA IS BACK!!! — GOVERNOR GCN

@thomasrp93 Dude had to dig deep in the archives

Pause dude, wtf

@Katie1797375 @covie_93 What do you think, dope?

@KoolHandKeith @covie_93 What's ur point clown

Low-key jealous of the four astronauts who left the planet today.

Looks like the speech went well.....

Great speech, Donald Trump! Congrats.

The only person who is happy with tump's speech tonight is kristi noem because for a brief moment it made people forget that her husband has bigger boobs than her.

@isaiahrmartin They lost the series

Basically how the Supreme Court went today 🤣🤣

@JimmyDe11748228 @NFL_DovKleiman 😉

@KoolHandKeith @NFL_DovKleiman I see what you did there🤣🤣🤣

Who is the ultimate Football Guy in NFL history? I'll start: Luke Kuechly

@SenSchumer Are we forgetting our previous president’s brain was made of spam??

Has there ever been a more rambling, disjointed, and pathetic presidential war speech?  Donald Trump’s actions in Iran will be considered one of the greatest policy blunders in the history of our country, failing to articulate objectives, alienating allies, and ignoring the kitchen table problems Americans are facing.  He is completely unfit to be Commander-in-Chief and the whole world knows it.

@MikeGarafolo Remember when dude was talking sh!t about dudes flipping burgers? Get your apron ready big boi

Evan Neal putting in the work as he attempts to reset his career with the #Giants. One of the interesting storylines in East Rutherford this spring and summer.

@BarryOnHere One of the greatest tweets

Interesting to see so many liberals suddenly making fun of a man pretending to be a woman.

@NYCMayor So………????

A 7-month-old baby was shot and killed today in Brooklyn — an unthinkable loss. I’m grateful for the hospital staff who did everything they could and the NYPD for their ongoing work to find those responsible for this heinous murder. We cannot accept this violence as normal. Too many families have suffered this pain.

@mark_slapinski 😂😂😂😂 Dude you are a fucking Canadian. You are the taint of North America

I almost forgot to say: Fuck Charlie Kirk. See you again tomorrow.