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@KyleClark C'mon, say the line, Kyle!

NEW: Nexstar announces that the FCC and Department of Justice have approved the acquisition of TEGNA. Nexstar owns Fox31 in Denver. TEGNA owns 9NEWS. Nexstar has said multiple stations in the same market will be combined.

@JesseAPaul @taydolven For political prisoners, I presume?

BIG NEWS THIS AM: Governor’s office tells Colorado lawmakers the state needs to immediately open a new prison — possibly two coloradosun.com/2026/03/19/col… #copolitics #coleg w/ @taydolven

@da__Vault I believe this places her squarely in the "Danger Zone" area of the matrix.

@Skippy_CT She isn't fugly, but she isn't hot by any stretch. Well maybe '3am in the bar with beer goggles on' hot

no way you guys are actually posting this rn

@nikitabier Wow, that's still a lot of reading. Do you think you could take it down to, I dunno, 140 characters?

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@CuriosityonX @timburchett

If aliens visit us, who should be in charge of speaking on behalf of humanity?

@CollinRugg The hot/crazy matrix continues to stand the test of time.

NEW: ABC's "Bachelorette" caught on camera allegedly attacking her ex-boyfriend and throwing a chair at him, which appeared to hit her child. The "The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives" star is reportedly under investigation for domestic violence. "The Draper City Police Department in Utah [is investigating] the allegations on both sides after a recent incident," Variety recently reported. It's unclear if the police are investigating this incident or a separate one. Paul is set to star in Season 22 of “The Bachelorette," which reportedly starts in 3 days. Insane. Video: @TMZ

@TMZ The hot/crazy matrix continues to stand the test of time.

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Taylor Frankie Paul repeatedly attacked Dakota Mortensen during the 2023 incident in which she pled guilty to aggravated assault; video shows that one of her children was struck during the fight. Trigger Warning. tmz.me/z0szobb

@jaredpolis The grain looks strange and there's practically zero fat. Is this wolf meat?

You are so weird. Who eats their steak raw and in such a weird shape? Now HERE’S dinner. 🍴

@CalabashGrits @AdamFerrellNFL The NWSL.

@Skippy_CT @AdamFerrellNFL Where would the Jets be relegated? The UFL or the B1G?

Rule changes proposed today: #Steelers - Making it permanent for teams to not have talks with more than 5 unrestricted free agents during free agency period. #Browns - Ability to trade for picks 5 years out. #Jets - Reward bottom 5 teams with 2 2nd round comp picks.

@TweetsByFelix @MLB @LevyRestaurants @Dodgers Dick Monfort watched Moneyball on a Southwest flight and said hell yeah I bet that will still work in 2026.

@Skippy_CT @MLB @LevyRestaurants @Dodgers We have to keep you in your place. Good luck with Paul DePodesta though.

The Dodgers will have a watermelon habanero margarita that you can get in a souvenir water cooler cup 🤩 It features tequila shaken with fresh lime juice and a house watermelon-habanero mix, served over ice with a Tajín-dusted rim (via @LevyRestaurants)

Lol feeling the need to scoreboard the Rockies is peak Dodgers fan behavior. Yeah bro, I know they suck, everybody knows they suck. You get what you pay for and we have one of the lowest payrolls in baseball. And our highest paid player played in exactly 11 games last year and he's already on the 60 day IL for this season. But at least we have our fried balls.

@Skippy_CT @MLB @LevyRestaurants @Dodgers

@Montreal_Expos Not Molson XXX? We used to smuggle that shit across the border in college.

Our 9-9-9 challenge is nine poutines and nine Labatt 50s in nine innings.

@MileHighRachel Looks like he's been wrasslin' with bears out there.

Nikola Jokic is going to stop getting after the refs, but he ain't gonna stop staring at em after no-calls. 😂 #milehighbasketball

@Tatianaclinares Jokic got shoulder wounds like he wrasslin' bears out there.

Nah he has real beef with these refs 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Jokić drained a 3 and stared down the refs

@dom_lucre Anybody else getting thise vibe?

🔥🚨JUST IN: Hawk Tuah Hailey Welch was spotted twerking in Dallas Texas.

@LisaintheMtns Yep got a sunburn in Littleton today!

80°+ in NoCo today, shorts, tank top and flippy floppies were deployed. UV index was high. This Cherokee skin is gonna be browned like a perfectly toasted pop tart by mid April at this point. 😆 Loving the warm weather, but lord we need moisture.

@iAnonPatriot @grok if Angel Reese has the same number of missed shots in 2026, how much will she make per missed shot under this new agreement?

BREAKING 🅱️ The WNBA has agreed to a verbal agreement to increase the average player salary by $234,000. The league lost $40 million in the last reported year and has lost over $250 million since its creation.