Assigned Clown At Birth

Love to see Lawler's Law take a beating. According to @warriorsvox the dubs only led for 3:06 out of 48... But they led at the only moment that counts. Another game I would own on DVD if they'd let me.

@SteveO2385 That's unfortunately true. (They've also changed "human".) But that would require a wild stretch in opposition to the current court's preferences.

@TheWheelMe The Supreme Court changed the meaning of the word “militia.”

A friendly reminder that Article II Section 4 does NOT say that if you impeach and remove a POTUS, that the VP and the cabinet are also automatically impeached. This section simply lists all the positions subject to impeachment.

@MerriamWebster Silly? I think you mean silly-billy.

‘Rhyming reduplication’ is an itsy-bitsy super-duper language quirk that is sure to razzle-dazzle. Rhyming reduplication appears to make words…sillier? -hanky-panky -okey-dokey -hurley-burley -hootchy-kootchy -boogie-woogie ⬇️

@SteveO2385 I dunno, maybe you could simply read the words? It's not a black box mystery game.

@MuellerSheWrote Nobody’s ever been impeached so who is to say how it should be interpreted.

@Cobalt7474 Do your research! We don't need him to blow things up threatening to make him a war criminal.

@MuellerSheWrote Is this whole thread from Bluesky? What a clown show

@MuellerSheWrote A checklist, if you will.

@RoKhanna @NancyMace Oh, I thought you wanted Spammy Jo! Who's the honorable Bondi?

In @NancyMace and my motion to subpoena Bondi, we said “the Honorable Pamela Jo Bondi” must testify, not the Attorney General. Even though she was fired, she must show up.

@yedoye_ He didn't see any problem with it...

why does Stevie Wonder have a surf rock album

@bigglesw1 @Uneekgal60 @BulwarkOnline @Timodc Why would you want to rage bait people? Have you no compassion? Empathy? Better use of your Krebs cycle?

@Uneekgal60 @BulwarkOnline @Timodc When did you become so susceptible to rage baited?

"I interviewed, at the time, every living Sec. of State about the decline of diplomacy and militarism taking over American foreign policymaking. This is a nadir of that, that I think none of them could have expected at the time." Ronan Farrow on Trump's threat against Iran.

@OracleSeagull Love fir the lavender and black?

Saw where someone said that: “Major sports teams in the same city should adopt the same color scheme because it's objectively way better than not.” Which color scheme should the Bay Area teams all adopt and share?

@aip551 ... And? What was it?

Yesterday I overheard my 3 year old son saying “Are you sure this is a good idea” and my five year old son replying “Trust me” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.

@billygoat222 I guess only one of us is smart enough to learn from past mistakes.

@TheWheelMe Keep telling yourself that clown

33,000 military veterans are currently homeless.

@silentovercast Love the reply-and-block. You're obviously well adjusted.

@silentovercast I'm guessing you're about 14. When you've been on the Internet longer, you'll be embarrassed by this tweet - but don't pull it down. It will be a signpost on your journey of growth.

‘Moon’ is capitalized when referring to Earth’s Moon. It’s lowercase when you’re referring to other moons, or the verb. <peach emoji>

@bp22 Did he rebuy?

He is risen!

@MerriamWebster 🌛🥧

@billygoat222 No they aren't. You've been lied to by the same guy lying about everything else .

@DarrigoMelanie @ky_statesman Yet 20 million + illegals are receiving free healthcare, free housing and free food! 🤔🖕🤡

@DarrigoMelanie But they're homeless *in America™*.

@DominicJPino @PostOpinions How much of that labor force is policing the bathrooms?

The Bay Area Rapid Transit system's labor costs rose by $150 million between 2019 and 2024. It used all that extra money to complete 73 million fewer trips. @PostOpinions looks at the financial death spiral of public transit in the Bay Area. 🧵

@VictoriaCoren Soon she'll be able to enjoy her father's sense of humor.

I'm not saying we're elderly parents, but today when I told my 2-year-old not to drop her food on the floor, she sang "Don't drop your food on the floor, Mrs Worthington..."